theo 🐣
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27 🔮 he/him 🔮 pagan-ish 🔮 seahorse dad 🔮 video games & d&d 🔮 18+ only 🔮 previously AncuninJuicebox, QuizzyLavellan on fandomtwt
27 🔮 he/him 🔮 pagan-ish 🔮 seahorse dad 🔮 video games & d&d 🔮 18+ only 🔮 previously AncuninJuicebox, QuizzyLavellan on fandomtwt
I keep telling myself I want to go back to school now that I'm home full-time but then I remember both times I've tried to sign up for community college a sudden and drastic life change has happened (moving, then pregnancy).
May 21, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I keep telling myself I want to go back to school now that I'm home full-time but then I remember both times I've tried to sign up for community college a sudden and drastic life change has happened (moving, then pregnancy).
i must be the hottest dad at the public library
April 21, 2026 at 10:14 AM
i must be the hottest dad at the public library
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grief is a weird thing because ill be fine and then ill look at my son and be hit with the thought that there should be two of them. his sister is gone. i joke about how much easier it is to be a first time parent to a single kid but i would've traded all the sleep in the world to have both of them.
March 31, 2026 at 3:14 AM
grief is a weird thing because ill be fine and then ill look at my son and be hit with the thought that there should be two of them. his sister is gone. i joke about how much easier it is to be a first time parent to a single kid but i would've traded all the sleep in the world to have both of them.
i think my wokest take is that anti-natialism has infected leftist spaces & more childfree folks need to call it when they see it instead of going "oh you're entitled to your (harmful and bigoted) opinion :)"
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
March 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
i think my wokest take is that anti-natialism has infected leftist spaces & more childfree folks need to call it when they see it instead of going "oh you're entitled to your (harmful and bigoted) opinion :)"
im reminded that we are hormone-based creatures when i see my husband being a good dad to our son and my train of thought eventually finds itself down the "i hope he wants fifteen more" track
March 29, 2026 at 1:15 PM
im reminded that we are hormone-based creatures when i see my husband being a good dad to our son and my train of thought eventually finds itself down the "i hope he wants fifteen more" track
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the only time i get anything remotely resembling bottom dysphoria is when i remember that i cannot get a jacobs ladder
March 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
the only time i get anything remotely resembling bottom dysphoria is when i remember that i cannot get a jacobs ladder
since coming out as a trans dude and making my husband address the fact that he's definitely a little queer our pastime of having the same taste in women has expanded to also having the same taste in men
March 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
since coming out as a trans dude and making my husband address the fact that he's definitely a little queer our pastime of having the same taste in women has expanded to also having the same taste in men
we are getting the boy his first library card sometime next week i believe
March 6, 2026 at 11:48 AM
we are getting the boy his first library card sometime next week i believe
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generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
the only thing i know about kingdom come deliverance is that its one of my husband's fighting games that he plays behind me in the office. who are these men kissing on my tumblr feed. what are they doing in my house.
February 7, 2026 at 5:48 AM
the only thing i know about kingdom come deliverance is that its one of my husband's fighting games that he plays behind me in the office. who are these men kissing on my tumblr feed. what are they doing in my house.
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February 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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You seem a good man. I'd hate to kill you. | You seem a good man. I'd hate to die.
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
You seem a good man. I'd hate to kill you. | You seem a good man. I'd hate to die.
if you've never wrestled a newborns own hand out of his mouth (it's there because he is hungry) in order to feed him (this will fix the hungry) (he does not realize this and thinks you are STEALING FROM HIM) then you do not know strength
January 24, 2026 at 12:56 AM
if you've never wrestled a newborns own hand out of his mouth (it's there because he is hungry) in order to feed him (this will fix the hungry) (he does not realize this and thinks you are STEALING FROM HIM) then you do not know strength
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I've been reflecting lately on being no contact, and everything I've gained because of it. It's not easy, but it's better than I could have hoped
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I've been reflecting lately on being no contact, and everything I've gained because of it. It's not easy, but it's better than I could have hoped
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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I have seen the light 🙏
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I have seen the light 🙏
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It is finally time to drop the forbidden Kotaku AU headlines chat screenshots. Thank you to @rubyinnes.bsky.social for kickstarting an afternoon that will live in infamy. Thread below.
January 21, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It is finally time to drop the forbidden Kotaku AU headlines chat screenshots. Thank you to @rubyinnes.bsky.social for kickstarting an afternoon that will live in infamy. Thread below.
love seeing my month old baby fart like a grown man in his sleep and trigger his startle reflex it is truly a highlight of my day
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 AM
love seeing my month old baby fart like a grown man in his sleep and trigger his startle reflex it is truly a highlight of my day
parenting update: the baby is sucking out our brains and putting them in his giant head
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
parenting update: the baby is sucking out our brains and putting them in his giant head