Hannibal Lecturn
@hanniballecturn.bsky.social
I am Ted Cruz's sentient beer can.
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August 28, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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HAYES CLOWNS OGLES after Trump throws him under the bus post-primary loss 🤡🚍: "You almost have to feel bad for Rep Andy Ogles... almost. Oof. Tough break there, Andy."
(PSA: You never have to feel bad for Andy Ogles)
(PSA: You never have to feel bad for Andy Ogles)
August 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
HAYES CLOWNS OGLES after Trump throws him under the bus post-primary loss 🤡🚍: "You almost have to feel bad for Rep Andy Ogles... almost. Oof. Tough break there, Andy."
(PSA: You never have to feel bad for Andy Ogles)
(PSA: You never have to feel bad for Andy Ogles)
July 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)
July 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)
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Penny interrupting mom’s doom-scrolling to show her new burrito trick 😘
TT: @penny.corgipoo
TT: @penny.corgipoo
June 26, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Penny interrupting mom’s doom-scrolling to show her new burrito trick 😘
TT: @penny.corgipoo
TT: @penny.corgipoo
May 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
My project bike is nearing completion. 1991 Trek 1200. Updated to Shimano 105 (5700) and a Deore 11-32 10 speed.
#cycling #bikes #vintagebikes #restomodbikes
#cycling #bikes #vintagebikes #restomodbikes
May 8, 2026 at 4:51 AM
My project bike is nearing completion. 1991 Trek 1200. Updated to Shimano 105 (5700) and a Deore 11-32 10 speed.
#cycling #bikes #vintagebikes #restomodbikes
#cycling #bikes #vintagebikes #restomodbikes
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SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?
CPAC CROWD: *cheers*
SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
CPAC CROWD: *cheers*
SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
March 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings?
CPAC CROWD: *cheers*
SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
CPAC CROWD: *cheers*
SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
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His 6 month old stopped breathing!
HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING!
A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside!
His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!
HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING!
A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside!
His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!
January 15, 2026 at 9:19 AM
His 6 month old stopped breathing!
HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING!
A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside!
His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!
HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING!
A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside!
His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!
There was never any evidence.
NYT: “Behind that policy was a quieter goal: to ensure survivors did not end up in the judicial system, forcing them to show evidence justifying Trump’s military campaign.” 🧐https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/us/politics/pentagon-boat-strike-survivors.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
There was never any evidence.
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TEXAS senate candidate Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social (grandson of a Baptist preacher): “I put my hand on a Bible and swore an oath to the constitution, not the other way around.”
October 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
TEXAS senate candidate Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social (grandson of a Baptist preacher): “I put my hand on a Bible and swore an oath to the constitution, not the other way around.”
A monster even in his formative years.
The year is 2003.
17-year-old Stephen Miller is sitting in the back of a school bus talking about torture, as in “Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity."
Miller looks directly into the camera and describes the torturing Iraqis in gruesome detail, as his peers laugh uncomfortably.
17-year-old Stephen Miller is sitting in the back of a school bus talking about torture, as in “Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity."
Miller looks directly into the camera and describes the torturing Iraqis in gruesome detail, as his peers laugh uncomfortably.
October 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
A monster even in his formative years.
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important
August 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
important
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MSNBC put together a supercut of Republicans trashing on Trump's big bill before they voted for it
July 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
MSNBC put together a supercut of Republicans trashing on Trump's big bill before they voted for it
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Seth gets it
June 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Seth gets it
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"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...
Wayne County community rally amid ICE raid at restaurant
Newswatch 16's Emily Kress spoke with people in the Honesdale community who are shaken after watching three restaurant employees get detained.
www.wnep.com
June 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...
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why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands
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CBS reporter Scott Pelley:
This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”.
If you haven’t already shared this, please do.
This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”.
If you haven’t already shared this, please do.
May 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
CBS reporter Scott Pelley:
This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”.
If you haven’t already shared this, please do.
This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”.
If you haven’t already shared this, please do.
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