HANS
@hansel.bsky.social
10 hours caramelldansen + strobe lights
The idea that the ufos are just us from the future is especially funny when thinking about cow abductions like they're just trying to eat burgers too
October 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The idea that the ufos are just us from the future is especially funny when thinking about cow abductions like they're just trying to eat burgers too
Yelled bomboclat out the window at a cop pulling someone over
October 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Yelled bomboclat out the window at a cop pulling someone over
One of my Spotify playlists has four saves and I cant express how much that has done for my self esteem
October 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
One of my Spotify playlists has four saves and I cant express how much that has done for my self esteem
A mental health day wouldn't fix me
September 29, 2026 at 12:58 PM
A mental health day wouldn't fix me
There are no good days of the week actually
September 28, 2026 at 1:10 PM
There are no good days of the week actually
Wednesday is just as bad as the other weekdays
September 23, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Wednesday is just as bad as the other weekdays
Star Trek taught me that butts are funny across space and time
September 23, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Star Trek taught me that butts are funny across space and time
Why are female nurses so fucking disrespectful to female patients
September 21, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Why are female nurses so fucking disrespectful to female patients
Happy birthday America
September 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Happy birthday America
A cigarette could cure this bronchitis
September 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
A cigarette could cure this bronchitis
Please don't say I am confusion it was never funny and never cute
September 6, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Please don't say I am confusion it was never funny and never cute
Started Legend of the Seeker and I'm just instantly pissed off
September 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Started Legend of the Seeker and I'm just instantly pissed off
it's always "Get Outlook for iOS" and never "Get Outlook for Android" 😭😭😭
September 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
it's always "Get Outlook for iOS" and never "Get Outlook for Android" 😭😭😭
Imagine smoking a cigarette here
August 28, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Imagine smoking a cigarette here
52 bomboclat pussy wagon chicken nuggets
August 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
52 bomboclat pussy wagon chicken nuggets
In my late teens I said righteous a lot, but transitioned to right on and cool beans in my twenties and in my mid-thirties now saying sweet deal is this what maturity looks like
August 18, 2026 at 3:25 PM
In my late teens I said righteous a lot, but transitioned to right on and cool beans in my twenties and in my mid-thirties now saying sweet deal is this what maturity looks like
Heading to Fort Wayne for ipms nationals
August 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Heading to Fort Wayne for ipms nationals
The trick with soup is to swallow the bones
August 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The trick with soup is to swallow the bones
Still adding some additional details to the diorama for ipms nationals next week
July 27, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Still adding some additional details to the diorama for ipms nationals next week
Taking Locklab but continuing to shave my head with a razor on a daily basis, never budging
July 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Taking Locklab but continuing to shave my head with a razor on a daily basis, never budging
Stomachache of the century rn
July 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Stomachache of the century rn
Bajorans didn't have Jesus to save them and I've got a sneaking suspicion that that's why Cardassia mogged them so hard
anyway, watching DS9
anyway, watching DS9
July 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Bajorans didn't have Jesus to save them and I've got a sneaking suspicion that that's why Cardassia mogged them so hard
anyway, watching DS9
anyway, watching DS9
Rumplestiltskin is a story about ego death
July 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Rumplestiltskin is a story about ego death
Watching drugstore June and getting absolutely amped at the multiple com truise tracks
July 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Watching drugstore June and getting absolutely amped at the multiple com truise tracks
Buying my way to happiness one hundred dollar purchase at a time
June 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Buying my way to happiness one hundred dollar purchase at a time