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happyleon.bsky.social
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Consider a war against a nuclear armed superpower, who has military bases dotted up and down your country and manufactured all your most advanced weapons and air defences or just nod and smile and make sure you serve high cholesterol food whenever he visits
October 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
how about if it only ever has to float for the length of a short video to temp boost a share price?
October 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This should be the actual ballot paper for the next indy ref. Ant and Dec to announce which way was Scotland once the votes are counted
October 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Yeah we keep some chickens in our garden and its a nightmare with all the wild salmon trying to nab them
October 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Lenticularis
October 9, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Lets be clear though, if she uses the bicycle again next year, the authorities should come down hard on her in 2038
October 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Any retrospective punishment would only "open a can of worms"
October 9, 2026 at 9:19 AM
She should start next years Marathon with a 10 second penalty
October 9, 2026 at 9:13 AM
The real winner tonight? Florida Governor Ron...no sorry I mean Kemi Badenoch
October 9, 2026 at 9:05 AM
In my head all footage from the Whitehouse has the Curb theme music playing in the background even when the poster has forgotten to add it.
October 8, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Like we are in a teams call with the other European countries and just popped to the toilet for 10 years
October 3, 2026 at 10:43 AM
why not proscribing them?
October 3, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Be right back, or brb for short
October 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Well you cant be a controversial champion if you have all your titles stripped away :)
September 30, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Is he right in the sense that people will stop using Spotify if it just plays AI crap all the time
September 30, 2026 at 8:25 AM
It’s the wrong drug for arseholes because it makes anyone who takes it more arseholey too
September 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
It is weird. Are other team still scoring them at the same rate or is there a general decline?
September 23, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Obviously last season was very very funny but we are reaching the point where I feel sorry for my spurs supporting mate
September 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Classic 2-5-3 formation?
September 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
They may have a legit asylum claim to escape angry cricket fans back home
September 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Its important students are taught both sides of the big "whether to be ethical" debate.
September 4, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I shot this one in Gijon, Spain (with my son inspecting the barrel)
September 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Yeah seems bonkers. Buy him for £150 mil and end up selling to Barca next year for £50m
August 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
We can all enjoy a Willock goal vs Liverpool too
August 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Maybe the survey was done before we shat on city. At that point we had a run of mediocre friendly results and plenty of fitness worries
August 20, 2026 at 7:23 PM