Happy
@happyst.bsky.social
Chicago sports fan. Formerly of Uproxx.
Nothing you read from me will have been worth your time. Also, for the first week I was here I thought “Bluesky” rhymed with “brewski.”
Nothing you read from me will have been worth your time. Also, for the first week I was here I thought “Bluesky” rhymed with “brewski.”
Trump is about to declare victory the same way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy.
August 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Trump is about to declare victory the same way Michael Scott declared bankruptcy.
Which is more disappointing? Finding out someone you used to respect is MAGA? Or finding out they think Dottie dropped the ball on purpose?
August 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Which is more disappointing? Finding out someone you used to respect is MAGA? Or finding out they think Dottie dropped the ball on purpose?
Someone in my office keeps naming all the food in the refrigerator. I just ate a cup of yogurt named Gary.
July 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Someone in my office keeps naming all the food in the refrigerator. I just ate a cup of yogurt named Gary.
Champagne’s still in the fridge but it’s a start.
July 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Champagne’s still in the fridge but it’s a start.
Me watching extra time soccer for the first time and wondering how long the game lasts…
Forever Sandlot Meme
ALT: Forever Sandlot Meme
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July 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Me watching extra time soccer for the first time and wondering how long the game lasts…
This year for Father's Day, I would like a coffee mug that says "# 34,854,713 Dad!
*Figure estimated and based off most recent census of total dads in the U.S.”
*Figure estimated and based off most recent census of total dads in the U.S.”
June 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This year for Father's Day, I would like a coffee mug that says "# 34,854,713 Dad!
*Figure estimated and based off most recent census of total dads in the U.S.”
*Figure estimated and based off most recent census of total dads in the U.S.”
Who’s ready for some NBA on NBC?
May 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Who’s ready for some NBA on NBC?
Haven’t been posting ‘cause I’ve been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.
May 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Haven’t been posting ‘cause I’ve been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.
I was watching Marquee Network and they were interviewing a young Cubs minor leaguer. They asked him who his favorite player was growing up and he said Jake Arrietta.
I’m not sure what to do with that info.
Unless he was referring to a lesser known 90s player Jay Carrietta.
I’m not sure what to do with that info.
Unless he was referring to a lesser known 90s player Jay Carrietta.
May 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I was watching Marquee Network and they were interviewing a young Cubs minor leaguer. They asked him who his favorite player was growing up and he said Jake Arrietta.
I’m not sure what to do with that info.
Unless he was referring to a lesser known 90s player Jay Carrietta.
I’m not sure what to do with that info.
Unless he was referring to a lesser known 90s player Jay Carrietta.
Do you think when Sia walks into someone’s house they look at her and are like “don’t you dare…”
May 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Do you think when Sia walks into someone’s house they look at her and are like “don’t you dare…”
Okay hear me out. A restaurant that specializes in dumplings called Wonts and Kneads.
April 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Okay hear me out. A restaurant that specializes in dumplings called Wonts and Kneads.
Step 1 for any Trump cabinet member: Help me do crimes.
Step 2 for any Trump cabinet member: Take the fall for all those times I did crimes.
Step 3 for any Trump cabinet member: Thank you for all the crimes I’m done with you you’re fired.
Step 2 for any Trump cabinet member: Take the fall for all those times I did crimes.
Step 3 for any Trump cabinet member: Thank you for all the crimes I’m done with you you’re fired.
April 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Step 1 for any Trump cabinet member: Help me do crimes.
Step 2 for any Trump cabinet member: Take the fall for all those times I did crimes.
Step 3 for any Trump cabinet member: Thank you for all the crimes I’m done with you you’re fired.
Step 2 for any Trump cabinet member: Take the fall for all those times I did crimes.
Step 3 for any Trump cabinet member: Thank you for all the crimes I’m done with you you’re fired.
He could have farted into the microphone for 19 straight minutes and it would have made as much sense and been as inspiring.
April 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
He could have farted into the microphone for 19 straight minutes and it would have made as much sense and been as inspiring.
Is this a prepared speech? Does he even have a staff? This is all deranged ramblings of a madman and he’s fucking reading it!!!
April 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Is this a prepared speech? Does he even have a staff? This is all deranged ramblings of a madman and he’s fucking reading it!!!
I’ve seen a double rainbow. I’ve seen plenty of four-leaf clovers. I’ve even been present during an erupting volcano. But nothing I’ve ever experienced has been as exciting as when I saw “King of Wishful Thinking” playing on the 80s and 90s stations at the same time.
March 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I’ve seen a double rainbow. I’ve seen plenty of four-leaf clovers. I’ve even been present during an erupting volcano. But nothing I’ve ever experienced has been as exciting as when I saw “King of Wishful Thinking” playing on the 80s and 90s stations at the same time.
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My 2026 White Sox prediction in GIF form…
March 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
My 2026 White Sox prediction in GIF form…
Is there a support group established for people who have had Lemon Pound Cake stuck in their head for 10 straight days?
At first I found it charming but now I’d like to get some work done.
At first I found it charming but now I’d like to get some work done.
March 27, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Is there a support group established for people who have had Lemon Pound Cake stuck in their head for 10 straight days?
At first I found it charming but now I’d like to get some work done.
At first I found it charming but now I’d like to get some work done.
My 2026 White Sox prediction in GIF form…
March 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
My 2026 White Sox prediction in GIF form…
Ray Kinsella went to Fenway Park and ordered two hot dogs and two beers and it cost him $7.
March 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Ray Kinsella went to Fenway Park and ordered two hot dogs and two beers and it cost him $7.
NFL writers typing “per me” when announcing a signing or trade on social media will never not make me laugh.
I am laughing out loud at Ian Rapoport right now per me.
I am laughing out loud at Ian Rapoport right now per me.
March 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
NFL writers typing “per me” when announcing a signing or trade on social media will never not make me laugh.
I am laughing out loud at Ian Rapoport right now per me.
I am laughing out loud at Ian Rapoport right now per me.
I love what the Pistons are doing right now, particularly Cade Cunningham. The only thing that sucks about it is my old friend @worldofisaac.bsky.social isn’t here for it. Miss you, bud!
February 26, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I love what the Pistons are doing right now, particularly Cade Cunningham. The only thing that sucks about it is my old friend @worldofisaac.bsky.social isn’t here for it. Miss you, bud!
“Sports is not supposed to be political. It’s supposed to unite the country.” - Daily Dipshit Jeremy Roenick, complaining of the reaction to the US Hockey team celebrating in the locker room with the fucking FBI director and that bullshit phone call with the rapist in chief.
February 24, 2026 at 1:56 PM
“Sports is not supposed to be political. It’s supposed to unite the country.” - Daily Dipshit Jeremy Roenick, complaining of the reaction to the US Hockey team celebrating in the locker room with the fucking FBI director and that bullshit phone call with the rapist in chief.
Hammond, IN, has been underdeveloped and underfunded our whole lives. If this Bears deal falls through do you think the money will still be there to develop something else and help the people that live there?
I would doubt it. This is all bullshit.
I would doubt it. This is all bullshit.
February 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Hammond, IN, has been underdeveloped and underfunded our whole lives. If this Bears deal falls through do you think the money will still be there to develop something else and help the people that live there?
I would doubt it. This is all bullshit.
I would doubt it. This is all bullshit.
You guys will never guess who I saw at the grocery store just now.
Everyone.
Everyone.
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
You guys will never guess who I saw at the grocery store just now.
Everyone.
Everyone.