Harpo Marx
@harp0marxist.bsky.social
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Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
September 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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At some point in the forum days I posted that Tom Waits makes serious songs out of silly parts and Nick Cave makes silly songs out of serious parts and I stand by that
Anyhow this album is how I learned about mortality
Anyhow this album is how I learned about mortality
1001 albums - hauntingly beautiful piano ballads mixed with hobo circus music is good, actually
April 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
At some point in the forum days I posted that Tom Waits makes serious songs out of silly parts and Nick Cave makes silly songs out of serious parts and I stand by that
Anyhow this album is how I learned about mortality
Anyhow this album is how I learned about mortality
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Finally got my first and only hardcopy of my graphic novel STELLAR. My Goal is to reach 500 readers and only 70 left to go. If you've read it already, you're the best, if you haven't u can read the PDF Version it's free. thanks for all the support, really 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
READ AT: Iranzye.gumroad.com
READ AT: Iranzye.gumroad.com
March 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Finally got my first and only hardcopy of my graphic novel STELLAR. My Goal is to reach 500 readers and only 70 left to go. If you've read it already, you're the best, if you haven't u can read the PDF Version it's free. thanks for all the support, really 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
READ AT: Iranzye.gumroad.com
READ AT: Iranzye.gumroad.com
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It would be nice if we had a Secretary of Defense who knew what he was doing and not one that just regurgitates quotes from action movies
March 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
It would be nice if we had a Secretary of Defense who knew what he was doing and not one that just regurgitates quotes from action movies
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I reused the joke last month.
April 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I reused the joke last month.
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Exactly one year ago today:
April 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Exactly one year ago today:
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April 16, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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She needs to go back to funding terrorism this is bullshit
i DID NOT need an mia album about converting to christianity
not mia dropping a kanye collab album
April 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
She needs to go back to funding terrorism this is bullshit
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Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...
April 6, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...
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Gillian Anderson
April 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Gillian Anderson
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So the end of CBS will be the last Colbert show.
Karma wins again.
Karma wins again.
April 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
So the end of CBS will be the last Colbert show.
Karma wins again.
Karma wins again.
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A nuclear armed United States is now an existential threat to the rest of the world
April 6, 2026 at 12:50 PM
A nuclear armed United States is now an existential threat to the rest of the world
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Longest delay I've ever seen between a foul ball and the catcher getting hit with it 😂
April 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Longest delay I've ever seen between a foul ball and the catcher getting hit with it 😂
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I shouldn't have.
I really, really shouldn't have.
It goes against the basic rules of librarianship.
But I couldn't help it. There's a certain type of person who, when they ask if we have any books by Rush Limbaugh, makes me respond with, "Could you spell that? I'm not familiar with them."
I really, really shouldn't have.
It goes against the basic rules of librarianship.
But I couldn't help it. There's a certain type of person who, when they ask if we have any books by Rush Limbaugh, makes me respond with, "Could you spell that? I'm not familiar with them."
April 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I shouldn't have.
I really, really shouldn't have.
It goes against the basic rules of librarianship.
But I couldn't help it. There's a certain type of person who, when they ask if we have any books by Rush Limbaugh, makes me respond with, "Could you spell that? I'm not familiar with them."
I really, really shouldn't have.
It goes against the basic rules of librarianship.
But I couldn't help it. There's a certain type of person who, when they ask if we have any books by Rush Limbaugh, makes me respond with, "Could you spell that? I'm not familiar with them."
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That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress beforehand, or our allies, or coherently explain to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.
April 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress beforehand, or our allies, or coherently explain to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.
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I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5.
My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.
My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.
April 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5.
My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.
My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.
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WATCH: after we got shot last night, our comrade/lawyer @shakeer.bsky.social went over to ask for the pigs badge # & name. LAPD pig Rick Linton then told (& did) Shakeer that he was going to shoot if he kept asking questions.
This is unhinged behavior! @mayor.lacity.gov has completely ok’d this!
This is unhinged behavior! @mayor.lacity.gov has completely ok’d this!
June 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
WATCH: after we got shot last night, our comrade/lawyer @shakeer.bsky.social went over to ask for the pigs badge # & name. LAPD pig Rick Linton then told (& did) Shakeer that he was going to shoot if he kept asking questions.
This is unhinged behavior! @mayor.lacity.gov has completely ok’d this!
This is unhinged behavior! @mayor.lacity.gov has completely ok’d this!
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losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice
April 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice
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WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):
April 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):
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A pedophile wants to nuke Iran. Not even Hollywood could come up with this kind of shit.
April 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
A pedophile wants to nuke Iran. Not even Hollywood could come up with this kind of shit.
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The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon
April 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon
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To wit (from the article linked below):
April 7, 2026 at 8:32 AM
To wit (from the article linked below):
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SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord
April 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord
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Israeli naval vessels fired on Palestinian fishermen near the Gaza shoreline.
April 7, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Israeli naval vessels fired on Palestinian fishermen near the Gaza shoreline.