Harper Gordek
@harpergordek.bsky.social
look if the alternative is grills like this then give me Jetsons
October 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
look if the alternative is grills like this then give me Jetsons
You make the call!
October 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
You make the call!
Heliot Ramos batting third? It’s a bad idea right?
September 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Heliot Ramos batting third? It’s a bad idea right?
I wouldn't say it was normal, he's trying... something and they are going for the look. All of which I appreciate over Michael Shannon's "Just trust us it's 1983 Bill Parcells" from the Mr. Irrelevant movie coming up.
September 24, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I wouldn't say it was normal, he's trying... something and they are going for the look. All of which I appreciate over Michael Shannon's "Just trust us it's 1983 Bill Parcells" from the Mr. Irrelevant movie coming up.
Saved from a potential trash heap
(No I didn’t go back and stop him from signing with the Rockies)
(No I didn’t go back and stop him from signing with the Rockies)
September 21, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Saved from a potential trash heap
(No I didn’t go back and stop him from signing with the Rockies)
(No I didn’t go back and stop him from signing with the Rockies)
Read this as "Meryl Streep cast as Asian" and thought "Yeah, people probably wouldn't be happy about that"
September 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Read this as "Meryl Streep cast as Asian" and thought "Yeah, people probably wouldn't be happy about that"
this is the most useful AI return I've ever gotten
September 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
this is the most useful AI return I've ever gotten
I like to shout “Me Burns!” when I enter a room. Whoever shouts back “Manager Platoon!” I know is a true Simpsons fan and we’re going to get along.
September 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I like to shout “Me Burns!” when I enter a room. Whoever shouts back “Manager Platoon!” I know is a true Simpsons fan and we’re going to get along.
Presumably being NBC it's Fallon's gig to turn down but he hasn't done it since his first year at the Tonight Show, so I assume he doesn't want to.
But I don't think comedians naturally love hosting and the Oscars are seen as a bigger deal. It's historically a mixed bag of hosts
But I don't think comedians naturally love hosting and the Oscars are seen as a bigger deal. It's historically a mixed bag of hosts
September 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Presumably being NBC it's Fallon's gig to turn down but he hasn't done it since his first year at the Tonight Show, so I assume he doesn't want to.
But I don't think comedians naturally love hosting and the Oscars are seen as a bigger deal. It's historically a mixed bag of hosts
But I don't think comedians naturally love hosting and the Oscars are seen as a bigger deal. It's historically a mixed bag of hosts
I'm not too enthused for your hair's comeback season
September 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I'm not too enthused for your hair's comeback season
Michael Shannon just nailing 1984 Bill Parcells in the "look he's just Bill Parcells. It's a MOVIE. He's Bill Walsh. He's Chuck Noll. Hell, he's goddamn Dennis Green. Accept it." way
September 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Michael Shannon just nailing 1984 Bill Parcells in the "look he's just Bill Parcells. It's a MOVIE. He's Bill Walsh. He's Chuck Noll. Hell, he's goddamn Dennis Green. Accept it." way
Dammit I have no interest in joy alignment
September 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Dammit I have no interest in joy alignment
When the legal teams tells you you can't lay claim to "Never Forget"
September 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
When the legal teams tells you you can't lay claim to "Never Forget"
Look I don't want to defend this guy but I have to stick up for the truth. The last kid picked in the 7/8yo coach-pitch league is not EVER making contact.
Vivek hits like a guy that played a couple years of little league, wasn't good, played a few non-consecutive summers of office softball
Vivek hits like a guy that played a couple years of little league, wasn't good, played a few non-consecutive summers of office softball
September 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Look I don't want to defend this guy but I have to stick up for the truth. The last kid picked in the 7/8yo coach-pitch league is not EVER making contact.
Vivek hits like a guy that played a couple years of little league, wasn't good, played a few non-consecutive summers of office softball
Vivek hits like a guy that played a couple years of little league, wasn't good, played a few non-consecutive summers of office softball
We really needed this Alsace-Lorraine
September 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
We really needed this Alsace-Lorraine
I know moving offices is time to purge but I’m planning on being buried with the unopened Zip Drive package with Joel McKinnon Miller on the back I’ve hoarded away
September 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I know moving offices is time to purge but I’m planning on being buried with the unopened Zip Drive package with Joel McKinnon Miller on the back I’ve hoarded away
Maybe not Star Trek’s finest moment
September 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Maybe not Star Trek’s finest moment
Hey @internetcontrarian.bsky.social How high would you say this 99mph flat fastball was thrown?
belt high? thigh high?
belt high? thigh high?
August 29, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Hey @internetcontrarian.bsky.social How high would you say this 99mph flat fastball was thrown?
belt high? thigh high?
belt high? thigh high?
Congrats to the Washington Nationals. Worst team in baseball for the past month! You did it!
August 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Congrats to the Washington Nationals. Worst team in baseball for the past month! You did it!
Look who's looking on the sunny side for once
August 25, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Look who's looking on the sunny side for once
A working actress like her aunt since a little kid, when the movies dried up & no leading roles stuck she became a guest star extraordinaire, eventually landing a steady role in late seasons of One Day at a Time
In 1989 she landed he last big role - the love interest Christine Armstrong on Coach
In 1989 she landed he last big role - the love interest Christine Armstrong on Coach
August 24, 2026 at 1:32 PM
A working actress like her aunt since a little kid, when the movies dried up & no leading roles stuck she became a guest star extraordinaire, eventually landing a steady role in late seasons of One Day at a Time
In 1989 she landed he last big role - the love interest Christine Armstrong on Coach
In 1989 she landed he last big role - the love interest Christine Armstrong on Coach
RIP Shelly Fabares
There was a point right at the start of the 60s where there might have been no one hotter than her. Starring role in the Donna Reed Show (since you likely don't know, she was the daughter - Donna Reed is the mother), #1 hit in Johnny Angel, which she spun into Elvis' 60s movies
There was a point right at the start of the 60s where there might have been no one hotter than her. Starring role in the Donna Reed Show (since you likely don't know, she was the daughter - Donna Reed is the mother), #1 hit in Johnny Angel, which she spun into Elvis' 60s movies
August 24, 2026 at 1:32 PM
RIP Shelly Fabares
There was a point right at the start of the 60s where there might have been no one hotter than her. Starring role in the Donna Reed Show (since you likely don't know, she was the daughter - Donna Reed is the mother), #1 hit in Johnny Angel, which she spun into Elvis' 60s movies
There was a point right at the start of the 60s where there might have been no one hotter than her. Starring role in the Donna Reed Show (since you likely don't know, she was the daughter - Donna Reed is the mother), #1 hit in Johnny Angel, which she spun into Elvis' 60s movies
What kind of episode note is this?
August 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
What kind of episode note is this?