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Buddy’s mom.
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NASA Perseverance rover captures what a Martian night really looks like from the ground
June 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Ken Paxton currently beta testing nicknames for James Talarico. “Tala-freako,” suggests one crowd member. “Soy boy,” yells another.
May 21, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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LMFAO
May 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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I can think of one way to disprove it.
REID: The Times has reported that Trump could have owed up to $100 million because of ongoing audits. So are you saying this is not an effort to help him avoid financial liability?

BLANCHE: That's the definition of completely made up fake news, and then it becomes real news because they repeat it
May 21, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Her friends will never believe her…
Cat 😺 won the Bird Lottery
May 21, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Trump previously said he doesn't believe in building libraries or museums, and that the building is most likely going to be a hotel.
Trump Faces Lawsuit Over Gift Of Land For Presidential Library
Trump Faces Lawsuit Over Gift Of Land For Presidential Library
www.huffpost.com
May 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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A healthy relationship isn’t transactional
“What will she need me for?” Do these dudes just not like women, or are they so insecure that they think a woman couldn’t possibly like them for who they are? A healthy relationship isn’t transactional…find someone you like hanging out with and hang out. You don’t have to be providing a service
May 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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The president is your vile uncle sharing racist memes on Facebook
Why is the president sharing these videos on social media? (1/2)
May 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Under a new congressional map signed into law by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, the growing community of Puerto Ricans and South Americans in Kissimmee, Fla., will be splintered across four districts.

“Our voice shouldn’t get diluted,” one resident said.
DeSantis’s new House map sparks bipartisan anger in Puerto Rican hub in Florida
The governor said his state needed to redistrict to account for population growth. But in a majority-Hispanic area, that growth could work against him.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Colbert's final “Late Show” broadcast airs May 21 on CBS.
Stephen Colbert Reacts To CBS Replacing 'Late Show' With Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’
Colbert's final “Late Show” broadcast airs May 21 on CBS.
www.huffpost.com
May 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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TACO!!!!
April 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Thank god. Christ.

But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this.
April 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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In the last 10 years or so, the average attention span has plummeted to an abysmal 47 seconds, with the median being roughly 40 seconds.

A viral video highlights how politicians are exploiting that, particularly to build support for the Trump-backed SAVE Act.
www.huffpost.com/entry/politi...
The Reason So Many Americans Support Policies That Hurt Them Comes Down To A Simple Tactic
Here’s how politicians exploit a key flaw among American voters.
www.huffpost.com
March 26, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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NEW -- Trump's war against Iran is going on four weeks now, inflation is heading back up, gas prices are up more than a dollar a gallon and suddenly two guys who might both want to run for the White House in 2028 are nowhere to be seen.

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
As Trump’s Iran War Stretches Toward A Month, Rubio And Vance Remain Curiously Quiet
The potential 2028 presidential aspirants have publicly supported Trump’s decision to launch a major war, but in recent weeks have been less visible.
www.huffpost.com
March 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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This is Ranger. He is politely requesting attention from these mannequins. Happy to wait as long as it takes. 13/10 (TT: rangerthenycgolden)
March 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Locking your data down isn’t as simple as deleting a few accounts. Our privacy writer tried to wipe himself from the internet — these are the data-removal services he recommends if you want to try it yourself. nyti.ms/4szfVpG
March 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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…the women will get a $25 gift certificate to Sephora, or whatever chicks like
Trump announces that Connor Hellebuyck will receive "the highest civilian honor in our country -- the Presidential Medal of Freedom"
February 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Emailing the CEO of Arizona Iced Tea and letting him know the CVS near me is charging $1.09 for the 22oz and he sends a drone to level the building in a fury of fire and rage
Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email
February 24, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Buried on the second page of the announcement for this year's Met Gala dress code was another piece of news: Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos will serve as honorary chairs for the event. nyti.ms/4u7lbma
Jeff and Lauren Sánchez Bezos Will Be Honorary Chairs of the Met Gala
The news came tucked into the second page of a recent news release.
nyti.ms
February 23, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported.

He finally died.

I am so angry.
www.kptv.com/2026/02/21/n...
‘No one deserves this’: Beaverton father dies after deportation to Mexico
A Beaverton family is grieving after the father, who was detained and deported by ICE, has now died.
www.kptv.com
February 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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C'mon. You know that it's probably happened.
February 21, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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I barely even go there, but one simple google search told me this re: the "Taylor is a nazi" discourse.

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/d...
Coordinated online attack sought to suggest Taylor Swift promoted Nazi ideas, research finds
Thousands of social media posts were traced to deliberate attempts to misrepresent the singer – and showed ‘significant user overlap’ with the campaign to attack actor Blake Lively
www.theguardian.com
February 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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My god do we need UBI

“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
www.nbcnews.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Tinder profile as campaign ad has happened in my lifetime
It me.

Swipe for democracy!
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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This is just a half step away from “she’s on her period”. I hope you bang your toe on a corner so hard that it fractures.
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM