Lindsey Eck
@hattusilas.bsky.social
Musician, writer, teacher, gardener, lover
A lunatic POTUS in diapers
Wants to stuff his new arch full of snipers
And cases of ammo
He can’t wait to hear BLAMMO
From guards who are meaner than vipers
Wants to stuff his new arch full of snipers
And cases of ammo
He can’t wait to hear BLAMMO
From guards who are meaner than vipers
September 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
A lunatic POTUS in diapers
Wants to stuff his new arch full of snipers
And cases of ammo
He can’t wait to hear BLAMMO
From guards who are meaner than vipers
Wants to stuff his new arch full of snipers
And cases of ammo
He can’t wait to hear BLAMMO
From guards who are meaner than vipers
The Kennedy Center is toast
Just when we need it the most
If not named for Donnie
It gets no more money
An insult to JFK’s ghost
Just when we need it the most
If not named for Donnie
It gets no more money
An insult to JFK’s ghost
September 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The Kennedy Center is toast
Just when we need it the most
If not named for Donnie
It gets no more money
An insult to JFK’s ghost
Just when we need it the most
If not named for Donnie
It gets no more money
An insult to JFK’s ghost
McConnell, Kean, now Fetterman—it's the summer of Undead Legislators.
September 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
McConnell, Kean, now Fetterman—it's the summer of Undead Legislators.
Cost hit a new record for diesel
So sad that this latest increase’ll
Add many a buck
To shipping by truck
And our Treasury Sec is a weasel
So sad that this latest increase’ll
Add many a buck
To shipping by truck
And our Treasury Sec is a weasel
September 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Cost hit a new record for diesel
So sad that this latest increase’ll
Add many a buck
To shipping by truck
And our Treasury Sec is a weasel
So sad that this latest increase’ll
Add many a buck
To shipping by truck
And our Treasury Sec is a weasel
Trump dollar: You peel off the gold-colored foil and there's feces inside.
September 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Trump dollar: You peel off the gold-colored foil and there's feces inside.
Make America Ontario Again.
August 27, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Make America Ontario Again.
So Trump says we've officially renamed Lake Ontario "Lake America."
What about the Canadian River?
There's already an American River, so maybe the Melania River?
What about the Canadian River?
There's already an American River, so maybe the Melania River?
August 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
So Trump says we've officially renamed Lake Ontario "Lake America."
What about the Canadian River?
There's already an American River, so maybe the Melania River?
What about the Canadian River?
There's already an American River, so maybe the Melania River?
The President’s got a new squeeze
Who probably spends time on her knees
By his side every night
Making memes full of spite
And in meetings while he gets his ZZZs
Who probably spends time on her knees
By his side every night
Making memes full of spite
And in meetings while he gets his ZZZs
August 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The President’s got a new squeeze
Who probably spends time on her knees
By his side every night
Making memes full of spite
And in meetings while he gets his ZZZs
Who probably spends time on her knees
By his side every night
Making memes full of spite
And in meetings while he gets his ZZZs
The POTUS said move up the castle
On carriers though it’s a hassle
No magnets—use steam
Is what he would scream
Creating the perfect Horst Vessel
On carriers though it’s a hassle
No magnets—use steam
Is what he would scream
Creating the perfect Horst Vessel
August 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The POTUS said move up the castle
On carriers though it’s a hassle
No magnets—use steam
Is what he would scream
Creating the perfect Horst Vessel
On carriers though it’s a hassle
No magnets—use steam
Is what he would scream
Creating the perfect Horst Vessel
With his spooks in a paranoid mood
Donald Trump had to chill with the food
Fear of jihadi murders
Made him hide with the berders
But Iran’d rather choke off the crude
Donald Trump had to chill with the food
Fear of jihadi murders
Made him hide with the berders
But Iran’d rather choke off the crude
August 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
With his spooks in a paranoid mood
Donald Trump had to chill with the food
Fear of jihadi murders
Made him hide with the berders
But Iran’d rather choke off the crude
Donald Trump had to chill with the food
Fear of jihadi murders
Made him hide with the berders
But Iran’d rather choke off the crude
My new single "A.I. Blues" will debut on "It's What's New" tomorrow night on KZSM-FM 104.1, San Marcos, TX, sometime between 7 and 9 p.m. Not in broadcast range? Listen online at kzsm.org. Soon to be posted to Bandcamp and a video is in the works. Lyrics here:
www.corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl...
www.corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl...
August 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My new single "A.I. Blues" will debut on "It's What's New" tomorrow night on KZSM-FM 104.1, San Marcos, TX, sometime between 7 and 9 p.m. Not in broadcast range? Listen online at kzsm.org. Soon to be posted to Bandcamp and a video is in the works. Lyrics here:
www.corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl...
www.corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl...
Nostradamus of A.I. —> Quasimodo of A.I.
August 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Nostradamus of A.I. —> Quasimodo of A.I.
The Senate's rude questions for Fauci
Left him rather deflated and slouchy
As they read from his diary
He stonewalled the inquiry
Leaving Rand Paul frustrated and grouchy
Left him rather deflated and slouchy
As they read from his diary
He stonewalled the inquiry
Leaving Rand Paul frustrated and grouchy
August 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The Senate's rude questions for Fauci
Left him rather deflated and slouchy
As they read from his diary
He stonewalled the inquiry
Leaving Rand Paul frustrated and grouchy
Left him rather deflated and slouchy
As they read from his diary
He stonewalled the inquiry
Leaving Rand Paul frustrated and grouchy
Jared Leto in _Masturbators of the Universe_.
July 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Jared Leto in _Masturbators of the Universe_.
"Jimmy, tell us what the flag means to you."
"Auto dealer!"
"Auto dealer!"
July 27, 2026 at 11:06 AM
"Jimmy, tell us what the flag means to you."
"Auto dealer!"
"Auto dealer!"
The Epstein Files still remain hidden
'Cause Blanche has done as he was bidden
As they move to confirm
This insidious worm
The Senate says, "We were just kiddin'"
'Cause Blanche has done as he was bidden
As they move to confirm
This insidious worm
The Senate says, "We were just kiddin'"
July 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
The Epstein Files still remain hidden
'Cause Blanche has done as he was bidden
As they move to confirm
This insidious worm
The Senate says, "We were just kiddin'"
'Cause Blanche has done as he was bidden
As they move to confirm
This insidious worm
The Senate says, "We were just kiddin'"
McConnell's not really deceased
There's no need to call in a priest
Unlike Lindsey Graham
Whose aorta went BAM!
He can go on enabling the Beast
There's no need to call in a priest
Unlike Lindsey Graham
Whose aorta went BAM!
He can go on enabling the Beast
July 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
McConnell's not really deceased
There's no need to call in a priest
Unlike Lindsey Graham
Whose aorta went BAM!
He can go on enabling the Beast
There's no need to call in a priest
Unlike Lindsey Graham
Whose aorta went BAM!
He can go on enabling the Beast
We need emergency funding of a Golden Passport to get immediate citizenship for Count Binface so he can oppose Collins in the Maine senatorial election.
July 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
We need emergency funding of a Golden Passport to get immediate citizenship for Count Binface so he can oppose Collins in the Maine senatorial election.
Iranians fired at more vessels—
A challenge with which Trump now wrestles
No scholar of Plato,
All he offers to NATO
Is a chorus of off-key "Horst Wessel"s
A challenge with which Trump now wrestles
No scholar of Plato,
All he offers to NATO
Is a chorus of off-key "Horst Wessel"s
July 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Iranians fired at more vessels—
A challenge with which Trump now wrestles
No scholar of Plato,
All he offers to NATO
Is a chorus of off-key "Horst Wessel"s
A challenge with which Trump now wrestles
No scholar of Plato,
All he offers to NATO
Is a chorus of off-key "Horst Wessel"s
McConnell isn't dead. He's estivating.
July 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
McConnell isn't dead. He's estivating.
New lyric—"A.I. Blues"
corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl...
Excerpt:
"I’ll nudify your daughter
I’ll Nazify your son
I’ll make your wife my lover
Take your job before I’m done …"
corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl...
Excerpt:
"I’ll nudify your daughter
I’ll Nazify your son
I’ll make your wife my lover
Take your job before I’m done …"
July 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
New lyric—"A.I. Blues"
corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl...
Excerpt:
"I’ll nudify your daughter
I’ll Nazify your son
I’ll make your wife my lover
Take your job before I’m done …"
corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl...
Excerpt:
"I’ll nudify your daughter
I’ll Nazify your son
I’ll make your wife my lover
Take your job before I’m done …"
"I'm the acting CEO.
"He's the singing CEO. She's the CEO of dance."
"He's the singing CEO. She's the CEO of dance."
June 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
"I'm the acting CEO.
"He's the singing CEO. She's the CEO of dance."
"He's the singing CEO. She's the CEO of dance."
Operation Epic Futility.
June 19, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Operation Epic Futility.
The brand-new Reflecting Pool coating
Is breaking up, cracking, and floating
As it peels off in flecks
The only thing it reflects
Is Trump’s reputation imploding
Is breaking up, cracking, and floating
As it peels off in flecks
The only thing it reflects
Is Trump’s reputation imploding
June 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The brand-new Reflecting Pool coating
Is breaking up, cracking, and floating
As it peels off in flecks
The only thing it reflects
Is Trump’s reputation imploding
Is breaking up, cracking, and floating
As it peels off in flecks
The only thing it reflects
Is Trump’s reputation imploding
Pete Hegseth: "I fought Allah and Allah won."
June 17, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Pete Hegseth: "I fought Allah and Allah won."