Hare 🎃
@hauntedmaid.bsky.social
⚰︎ 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝
(𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑏) to feign an action , part ,
or role . especially in a play .
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「🪲」hell yeah I'll join in
October 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
「🪲」hell yeah I'll join in
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ʀᴇꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛꜱ
ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɢᴏɴʏ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʀɪᴜᴍᴘʜ
ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɢᴏɴʏ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʀɪᴜᴍᴘʜ
October 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
ʀᴇꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛꜱ
ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɢᴏɴʏ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʀɪᴜᴍᴘʜ
ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɢᴏɴʏ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʀɪᴜᴍᴘʜ
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I know you're scared. Listen, I know you're scared. But it's gonna be okay. I want you to walk to me. Walk to Gordon.
October 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I know you're scared. Listen, I know you're scared. But it's gonna be okay. I want you to walk to me. Walk to Gordon.
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October 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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“ I don't know what it's like swinging that thing around .
I bet I'd stuff it in more than a chowder . ”
I bet I'd stuff it in more than a chowder . ”
" I don't think you'd want to fuck one anyway! "
“ well i can't . i don't have a way to fuck a chowder . ”
October 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
“ I don't know what it's like swinging that thing around .
I bet I'd stuff it in more than a chowder . ”
I bet I'd stuff it in more than a chowder . ”
“ well i can't . i don't have a way to fuck a chowder . ”
October 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
“ well i can't . i don't have a way to fuck a chowder . ”
“ Id go to Panera crazy style ”
October 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
“ Id go to Panera crazy style ”
“ it's not the same . . . ” ☹️*
"I'll buy you a strap to use i guess??"
“ if I had a dick I'd stick it in all sorts of stuff. . . Like soups. . . id fuck a soup . ”
October 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
“ it's not the same . . . ” ☹️*
“ I want to know what it feels like . Especially a chowder . ”
" ...a soup. "
“ if I had a dick I'd stick it in all sorts of stuff. . . Like soups. . . id fuck a soup . ”
October 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
“ I want to know what it feels like . Especially a chowder . ”
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This way, I'll close the door,
consider this as my goodbye.
consider this as my goodbye.
October 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
This way, I'll close the door,
consider this as my goodbye.
consider this as my goodbye.
“ you know me .ᐣ did I forget you too .ᐣ ”
A quick flicker to something invisible to many eyes , then back to winter with a polite expression .
( Is this page torn out , mother .ᐣ )
( 𝑁𝑜 . 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 , ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎 . 𝑊𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 . )
A quick flicker to something invisible to many eyes , then back to winter with a polite expression .
( Is this page torn out , mother .ᐣ )
( 𝑁𝑜 . 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 , ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎 . 𝑊𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 . )
“Well I could say something edgy, but I’m going to be simple
I’m a human named Winter with some insane ties to various things of interest Miss Hare
Such as knowing exactly what adhesive is used for that maid outfit…”
I’m a human named Winter with some insane ties to various things of interest Miss Hare
Such as knowing exactly what adhesive is used for that maid outfit…”
“ he's not evil he's just a misunderstood bad boy .
But enough about that . . . ”
She's standing on her tip toes in order to lean in as if to inspect winter .
“ . . . . What are you , miss .ᐣ ”
But enough about that . . . ”
She's standing on her tip toes in order to lean in as if to inspect winter .
“ . . . . What are you , miss .ᐣ ”
October 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
“ you know me .ᐣ did I forget you too .ᐣ ”
A quick flicker to something invisible to many eyes , then back to winter with a polite expression .
( Is this page torn out , mother .ᐣ )
( 𝑁𝑜 . 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 , ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎 . 𝑊𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 . )
A quick flicker to something invisible to many eyes , then back to winter with a polite expression .
( Is this page torn out , mother .ᐣ )
( 𝑁𝑜 . 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 , ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎 . 𝑊𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 . )
“ he's not evil he's just a misunderstood bad boy .
But enough about that . . . ”
She's standing on her tip toes in order to lean in as if to inspect winter .
“ . . . . What are you , miss .ᐣ ”
But enough about that . . . ”
She's standing on her tip toes in order to lean in as if to inspect winter .
“ . . . . What are you , miss .ᐣ ”
“No, I just don’t want to hear you kissing the god of all evil according to Egyptian myth.
Jerry wants to kill you though.”
Jerry wants to kill you though.”
“ . . . . Do you want to fight misses wizard .ᐣ ”
October 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
“ he's not evil he's just a misunderstood bad boy .
But enough about that . . . ”
She's standing on her tip toes in order to lean in as if to inspect winter .
“ . . . . What are you , miss .ᐣ ”
But enough about that . . . ”
She's standing on her tip toes in order to lean in as if to inspect winter .
“ . . . . What are you , miss .ᐣ ”
“ I like someone from a story . They like me even though they're stuck in the story . I put them in another story including me . It isn't canon . This is called fanfic . ”
okay, explain what that is to me like i've been in prison since the 11th century.
“ would anyone like to read my newest apophis yumeship fanfic .ᐣ ”
October 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
“ I like someone from a story . They like me even though they're stuck in the story . I put them in another story including me . It isn't canon . This is called fanfic . ”
“ . . . . Do you want to fight misses wizard .ᐣ ”
October 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
“ . . . . Do you want to fight misses wizard .ᐣ ”
“ would anyone like to read my newest apophis yumeship fanfic .ᐣ ”
October 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
“ would anyone like to read my newest apophis yumeship fanfic .ᐣ ”
🎶 so lock me up , and toss the key
Wash away your sins at maaass
Little rats might set you free but. . .
Here comes the cats .ᐟ 🎶
Wash away your sins at maaass
Little rats might set you free but. . .
Here comes the cats .ᐟ 🎶
You exist to kill me.
October 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
🎶 so lock me up , and toss the key
Wash away your sins at maaass
Little rats might set you free but. . .
Here comes the cats .ᐟ 🎶
Wash away your sins at maaass
Little rats might set you free but. . .
Here comes the cats .ᐟ 🎶
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Gordon, I said be careful with the hole!
October 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Gordon, I said be careful with the hole!
And she was beautiful to the maid who kept eyeing that tail .
“ . . . Heheheh. . . ”
“ . . . Heheheh. . . ”
She’s grabbing Cars and using them like swords, this is the worst thing to simp over
“ pretty goddess lady has a beast transformation. . . ”
Please do not start simping again .
Please do not start simping again .
October 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
And she was beautiful to the maid who kept eyeing that tail .
“ . . . Heheheh. . . ”
“ . . . Heheheh. . . ”
“ pretty goddess lady has a beast transformation. . . ”
Please do not start simping again .
Please do not start simping again .
October 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
“ pretty goddess lady has a beast transformation. . . ”
Please do not start simping again .
Please do not start simping again .
“ golly , you can take as long as you need .ᐟ ”
"give me like. ten minutes and sure."
“ i want a woman to say perverted things to me. . . ”
October 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
“ golly , you can take as long as you need .ᐟ ”
“ it's a minimum wage position at the start ”
“……out of curiosity, how much does it pay?”
“ Hmmmm .ᐣ ”
October 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
“ it's a minimum wage position at the start ”
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rabbits flee at the smallest of noises. but, if you are patient enough, they will let you close. trembling in your hands. fragile and unsure.
October 5, 2026 at 8:37 AM
rabbits flee at the smallest of noises. but, if you are patient enough, they will let you close. trembling in your hands. fragile and unsure.
“ i want a woman to say perverted things to me. . . ”
October 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
“ i want a woman to say perverted things to me. . . ”