Haute Pockets
@hautepockets.bsky.social
Talk is cheap, but silence is golden. Libra 🌞. Capricorn 🌙. INFP. Enneagram 6. Metal Monkey. Est 1980.
It felt like I was tripping for sure.
July 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
It felt like I was tripping for sure.
I did see something that looked like an anus clinging to a rock a few years ago. I couldn’t resist the urge to poke it and sure enough it puckered up. I felt like I was in that Michelangelo painting.
July 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I did see something that looked like an anus clinging to a rock a few years ago. I couldn’t resist the urge to poke it and sure enough it puckered up. I felt like I was in that Michelangelo painting.
Loved The Monkey Wrench Gang
July 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Loved The Monkey Wrench Gang
“Liquid gold” 🙄
Game Of Thrones Khal Drogo
ALT: Game Of Thrones Khal Drogo
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July 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“Liquid gold” 🙄
In every film or tv show that has ever aired.
June 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
In every film or tv show that has ever aired.
Someone poo pooed sex scenes in film with zero qualifiers yesterday so we’re all having a good chuckle.
June 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Someone poo pooed sex scenes in film with zero qualifiers yesterday so we’re all having a good chuckle.
🥺 is it over yet 🫣 no it’s never over 😭
June 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
🥺 is it over yet 🫣 no it’s never over 😭
There’s a clown birthday party happening near here Saturday. I will be staying far the fuck away!
June 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
There’s a clown birthday party happening near here Saturday. I will be staying far the fuck away!
Can’t believe I randomly saw this post. We call one of the trails around here Whitney Houston Memorial Boulevard
May 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Can’t believe I randomly saw this post. We call one of the trails around here Whitney Houston Memorial Boulevard
I don’t really go in for jam bands, but I really am nostalgic for Grateful Dead stickers on everyone’s cars. Which is weird because that was 90’s nostalgia for the 60’s 70’s. I have nostalgia for nostalgia.
May 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I don’t really go in for jam bands, but I really am nostalgic for Grateful Dead stickers on everyone’s cars. Which is weird because that was 90’s nostalgia for the 60’s 70’s. I have nostalgia for nostalgia.
Is this gender “fluid”?
May 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Is this gender “fluid”?
Haha your guess is as good as mine.
May 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Haha your guess is as good as mine.
Most of the time identity is based on preferences, what people like and don’t like, aka consumerism which is why I have a hard time identifying as anything!
April 29, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Most of the time identity is based on preferences, what people like and don’t like, aka consumerism which is why I have a hard time identifying as anything!
If you’ve ever watched Gravity..
April 24, 2026 at 10:37 PM
If you’ve ever watched Gravity..