The fact that the Clintons are willing to testify on camera and Republicans are like, “Nah, we’re good” tells you all you need to know, because under any other circumstance they would orgasm at mere mention of interrogating Billary on live tv.

Maybe it’s just me, but whatever is in ‘The Epstein Files’ will do nothing to shake my 100% absolute certainty that Donald Trump has sexually assaulted teenage girls.

It’s like waiting for the x-rays to come back when the bone is sticking out of your leg. Who are we kidding?

Even with all the craziness, still one of the least believable things about the future you could tell someone from 1995 is that this became a legit super-common hairstyle for dudes.

Question for the Americans. How come the only thing on fire down there appears to be your constitution?

Having discovered it late and near finishing the #GreenBoneSaga by Fonda Lee… seeing the awesome trailer for the shelved series is a downer. But having just finished #Arcane, I think it would make an incredible adult animated series. The fight choreography in Arcane is incredible.

I’m just thinking it through… Anyone, please feel free to tell me why this isn’t the most likely scenario moving forward. #america #midterms #crystalball

Without question, by a significant margin, this is the coolest animal in the animal kingdom. I won’t listen to arguments. #caturday #goat