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Hazel Hedgehare
@hazelhedgehare.bsky.social
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Mover & shaker, bread baker, silly little zine maker ✂️🫟 🍞

Pro choice, pro feminism, pro cats.
Anti generative AI.

Tasmania, Australia
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A tremendously good wholemeal loaf this week, I think aided by me completely forgetting I had shaped the dough at it sat there doing its thing for an extra few hours before I remembered to put it in the oven. Will definitely do it again (bake bread and also forget things).
A round loaf of bread sitting atop a large wooden chopping board. The loaf is baked brown and is sliced down the center, with one half facing the camera with the cut side up. It looks pretty delicious if I do say so myself. One slice cut in half would make a pretty decent sandwich. A bread knife sits to the side of the board. There's also a couple of plastic containers and a cooling rack slightly visible on the edges of the frame, which I forgot to move before I took the photo. I'm not great at photography.
September 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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I finally got around to making colour copies of the zines I've made to date and I think they've come up tremendously! No idea what I'll do with them, if anything, it's just nice to have done them. ...For now I'm just enjoying the process of creating and having fun. Human art rules.
A disordered array of folded paper zines piled haphazardly on a table. There are about 12 in total. The zines have colourful images and collages clipped from magazines. The most prominent zine in this picture depicts a 1950s lady in a blue dress sitting down reading a book. The title of this zine is "SHORT CRINGE POEMS From my teenage diary, circa 1998". The titles of each zine have a white background and black text. Some are handwritten, some are printed from a label maker. In the background is a ruler and cut out pictures of a dog and a horse that I forgot to move before I took this photo
September 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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*cackles*
May 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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This is NOT the Autumn I ordered 😠
March 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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No hesitation, these guys:
A screen still from the movie The Princess Bride showing Inigo Montoya, Westley (aka the Dread Pirate Roberts) and Fessik
March 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Screen snip of a post from user skold. The post reads (sic) "yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they"
March 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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I'm looking forward to doing some divination
A photo of a bottle of Tarot prosecco from Alpha Box and Dice vineyard
February 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Finally! The niche category I was born to excel in! 🍪
February 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Lady Effie may look cute and peaceful, but let me tell you irl it's a non stop cavalcade of fart and snore noises
A photo of a scruffy black dog sleeping in a dog bed. Her legs are stretched out and her head rests comfortably on the edge of the bed.
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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My Arts Degree pays dividends yet again
Image of the results page from the online game "Real Bird Fake Bird" It has a bright orange background and a picture of the trenchcoat wearing mascot holding a people shaped paper chain. The text reads: #057 /Tue 04 Feb / people wowowow! you got 7/7 ROMAN EMPERORS
February 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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We'll, that's certainly one way to hook a reader (or repel them) 😆
Photo of an open book with the dedication page displayed. The page is blank aside from the text " To my favorite Scottish lass, Blair, for granting me forgiveness for giving Nessie a penis. My deepest apologies."
February 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Hurr hurr hurr
January 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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The dog's not really into Putricia, but she'll happily take advantage of someone mooching on the couch to score a belly rub #wwtf #bbtb
A photo of a scruffy black dog with big brown eyes staring at the camera - she is reclined with her heart resting on a leg (out of shot). In the background a TV screen is playing the live stream of the corpse flower blooming at the Royal Botanic Gardens Sydney (Australia). Her stare strongly suggests I should stop taking photos and go back to rubbing her belly.
January 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Over 4k people watching Putricia now, our Queen is thriving! 🌱😆
#wwtf #wdnrp
January 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Finally one I can do! 🧙‍♀️✨
Picture of my results from today's game of Real Bird Fake Bird. Green background with black text overlay and a graphic of a bird in a trenchcoat, gloves and hat carrying the world while walking. Text reads: #045 / THU 23 JAN / World Wowsers! You got 7/7 MOON PHASES
January 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Nope. No thanks. Location is a core deciding factor!
Partial image of screen shot taken of a band gig poserer. The text reads "Sat 25th Jan 730pm Venue info upon purchase"
January 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I've got the live stream of the corpse flower on in the background today and I can confidently say it's giving the appropriate ambiance for my current task (condensing 15 pages of scrawled notes from my boss down to 1 page).
A television with a white frame displays an image of the (currently closed) corpse flower on display at the Sydney Botanical Gardens. The flower in in the centre of the screen, backed by red curtains. Other green plants of various varieties surround the flower. A small whisp of dry ice or mist or something like that cascades over the base in front. The tops of people's heads can be seen at the bottom of the screen. They're examining the flower, waiting for it to open.
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Vimes moves ever so swiftly between silently judging and "helping" me work.
A gorgeous tabby cat sits on a window sill peering at the camera through various items on a desk. Items include a mug with pictures of Japanese cats on it filled pens, pencils and a pair of yellow handles scissors, a small vase (empty) and various desk knick knacks such as a magnet from the Witches museum in Boscastle, a small painted bust of Nanny Ogg and a white 3D printed triceratops skull. These items sit on a base of a silver desk lamp, out of view. Picture shows the rear of a rotund tabby cat sitting on a desk, looking out the window beyond. His ample fuzzy saddle bags partially cover a computer mouse and notepad so they can't be used at all without displacing him. He doesn't care.
January 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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When it's pancakes for breakfast, no one is left behind🥞
A scruffy black dog with large ears and big brown eyes peers eagerly at a white plate held in front of it. On the plate are two slightly misshapen pancakes. Each pancake is about the size of a 50c coin. The mini pancakes are golden brown and ready to be topped with butter and maple syrup
January 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Bumblebees are a pest in Tassie but they're just SO CUTE 🐝
A photo of a bumblebee collecting pollen in amongst stalks of lavender. The stalks are a vibrant green and the lavender flowers are almost finished blooming.
January 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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It's pesto tonight (and tomorrow, and probably the next day)
A large glass jar filled to the neck with a bright green pesto. The jar has a pop level lid and is sitting on a kitchen bench. It smells incredible!
January 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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We have SO MUCH basil in the garden!!! Grateful for any recipes that aren't pesto, caprese salad, or Thai basil chicken (they're already on the menu 🤤) 🙏🍃
A huge bunch of freshly picked basil, attached to the stems, sitting on a tabletop. In amongst all the big, bright green leaves is the occasional small flower bud.
January 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Sorry Vimes, dinner's over.
A picture of a tabby cat sitting at the dining table, staring directly into the camera. An orange and white patterned bowl sits on the table in front of him with remnants of rice and crispy chilli sauce around the edges. A pair of chopsticks sit nearly across the top.
January 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Our garden may look overgrown and unkempt, but I'd rather be surrounded by an environment that makes birds, bees and bugs happy than have to look at a boring manicured lawn everyday.
A picture of a tiny finch sitting in amongst a bed of weeds, garden mulch and half rotted apricots fallen from the tree. The finch has a beak full of delicious looking seeds.
January 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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There's a lot to be said for guessing @weemadando.bsky.social
January 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM