Hazel, Voltron Mom
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MTG, cube/commander, occasional SAHM stuff, bitchiness, and cooking pictures
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My therapist once exasperatedly told me "you're really about what you're about." And I aim to live my life so that someone could say that to me daily.
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Can’t believe I’m rooting for Macklemore in 2026
September 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Can’t believe I’m rooting for Macklemore in 2026
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Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust https://theonion.com/americans-fondly-recall-9-11-as-last-time-nation-could-1847607772/
September 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust https://theonion.com/americans-fondly-recall-9-11-as-last-time-nation-could-1847607772/
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13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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September 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
September 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable”
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However much you hate British media, it is not enough
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
September 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
However much you hate British media, it is not enough
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09...
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Thanks NPR lmao
August 28, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Thanks NPR lmao
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Your little Starbies sweet treat isn't worth thumbing your nose at the barista's union call for a boycott.
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain.
@sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
@sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
August 26, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Your little Starbies sweet treat isn't worth thumbing your nose at the barista's union call for a boycott.
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I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
August 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
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This was always the point of the demonization of trans people. Creating a way to eliminate any form of gender equality.
Fox host: WNBA players are “proving that women shouldn't have a league. It's too dramatic.”
August 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This was always the point of the demonization of trans people. Creating a way to eliminate any form of gender equality.
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the patron saint of Having Great Tits And Correct Opinions
August 25, 2026 at 6:41 PM
the patron saint of Having Great Tits And Correct Opinions
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The biggest dildos at WNBA games remain in their seats.
August 21, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The biggest dildos at WNBA games remain in their seats.
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*That sign can't stop me because I can't read voice* wow these emotions would really hurt if I could feel emotions right now
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
August 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
*That sign can't stop me because I can't read voice* wow these emotions would really hurt if I could feel emotions right now
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Obama was designed in a lab to be the most Mr Rogers coded drone striking highly effective agent of western imperialism in US history and the media called him a foreign Muslim 24/7 for 8 years & transformed every other white person into a KKK werewolf
August 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Obama was designed in a lab to be the most Mr Rogers coded drone striking highly effective agent of western imperialism in US history and the media called him a foreign Muslim 24/7 for 8 years & transformed every other white person into a KKK werewolf
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More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
August 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
August 2, 2026 at 1:37 PM
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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the only way to be unique as a trans woman is to not be annoying
which unfortunately is impossible
which unfortunately is impossible
being unique as a trans woman is impossible. for as much as you all call my purse the katie bag, yesterday i got told i was winrar bag girl #4 at a single function. I'M NOT EVEN TOP THREE
July 29, 2026 at 4:24 PM
the only way to be unique as a trans woman is to not be annoying
which unfortunately is impossible
which unfortunately is impossible
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i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
July 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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The thought of working a patio shift in what feels like 37° heat in the middle of the World Cup makes me so grateful I am no longer a server. Please be extra patient with your patio staff this week. They've probably just tried not to pass out from heatstroke and/or cry in a freezer somewhere.
July 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
The thought of working a patio shift in what feels like 37° heat in the middle of the World Cup makes me so grateful I am no longer a server. Please be extra patient with your patio staff this week. They've probably just tried not to pass out from heatstroke and/or cry in a freezer somewhere.
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I wish I could more easily remember that I like discomfort when I’m in it
June 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I wish I could more easily remember that I like discomfort when I’m in it
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A key point in Fahrenheit 451 is that books were banned because they made people depressed and uncomfortable. The novel's protagonist, Montag, is taken into custody after he reads a poem that makes a woman cry because she realizes the emptiness of her life.
![[quoting a tweet from isabelunraveled in which she rails against depressing books that get branded as “great writing”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreidzblpxefncqr2c73v7myen325wvtk767i7rw4zcc32c3hj4gzv5a)
July 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A key point in Fahrenheit 451 is that books were banned because they made people depressed and uncomfortable. The novel's protagonist, Montag, is taken into custody after he reads a poem that makes a woman cry because she realizes the emptiness of her life.
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