hazyrecollection.bsky.social
banner
hazyrecollection.bsky.social
hazyrecollection.bsky.social
@hazyrecollection.bsky.social
Fuck Up the Algorithms.

Sign your strike card.

https://generalstrikeus.com/
I found mine under the dumpster and lured her out with treats.

My sister found hers on the sidewalk with his head stuck in a plastic lunch meat bag, nearly passed out.
May 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
May 14, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Here's my dumpster cat.
May 7, 2026 at 10:18 AM
April 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
April 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I save 2. Fished one out of a dumpster. She's the most perfect little dumpster cat you ever saw.
March 20, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Grey Boy was here first. The fluffy girl was a dumpster cat. I brought her in and there were wars the first day. There were skirmishes day 2 thru 6 and then they decided they could be friends.
March 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
March 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
How about this one?
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
My bad, y'all. It's body lotion. I should have known better. It's the same stuff that we gave out to guests when I worked in hotels.

Not expired, though. We threw that out.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Today I put my sister's betta fish in his new, upgraded 5 gallon home.

He seems happy with the change from his cramped 1 gallon. He has new decor, driftwood, and live plants. (The plastic ones were hard on his fins.)

I'd like to see him in a 10 gallon, but I have to talk my sister into it first.
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I saw a stray cat at work and tried to catch him, but my friendship was rejected.

But i saw a dumpster cat the same night near my apartment and now we're best friends.

I'm told that this is a normal way to acquire a cat.
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
He cares not for cameras. He only sees toes.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Arkansas math?
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We found ours on the front walk with a plastic lunch meat bag stick on his head and he was all out of fight.

He's a good boy.
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Say what you want about Grey Boy, he's the being on this earth that's most understanding about my ADHD. He's very patient and doesn't mind asking me to feed him 15 times.

Whether I've done it or not.
October 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
September 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
September 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have a cat! He's a good boy.
September 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Earl Grey Boy approves.
September 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
That's how I talk to my cat.

But he's not a fascist.
August 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I found footprints on the stove.

He thinks he's sneaky.
August 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Found lethargic with his head stuck in a plastic lunch meat bag.
August 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The week i started working at b&n there were a rabid bunch of Christians out front protesting an 'indecent' work being sold inside.

I actually didn't notice that I walked through the still-forming protest line because I was raised in a religious cult and it seemed pretty normal behavior for them.
August 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I, too, have a velvet cat.
August 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM