Nailed it

Whatever happened to the good old days when conservatives were just furious that M&Ms weren’t sexy enough? Now there are Nazis at the door.

The legacy media sat there while Trump lied about the past elections and "joked" about running again in 2028.

They did not boo.
They did not walk out.
They just sat there and ate their dinner.

The journalists in that room will be remembered as the journalists in that room.

I'm hearing that America has a parasite problem. Tell me something I *didn't* know!

“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs.” - Mitch Hedberg

We're one press release away from learning the algae was funded by George Soros.

Future generations won’t ask what happened. They’ll ask who allowed this.

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms.
I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽

He skipped church. Dropped the F-bomb. Praised Allah. On Easter.
You can’t make this up. The man tweets war threats while you hunt eggs with your kids.
THIS is your president, America. Wake up.

I don't ask for much.

I just want the world to stop burning.
I want preventable diseases to be prevented.
I want clean air and water.
I want people to have bodily autonomy.
I want him to have a massive stroke.
I want more time with my dogs.
I want good coffee and cannabis.