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A cry for help in the form of toast comics.
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hctcomics.bsky.social
March 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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jesseduquette.bsky.social
The president is a child rapist.
March 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
Nothing new under the sun.
March 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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February 26, 2026 at 3:09 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 10:12 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
I do this everytime.
#funny #eyecare #joke #webtoon
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
Everyone in the Christmas Coven gets tentacles this year!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
I have had to work on other things to continue to eat and live inside. So, when I finally sit down to make a comic this is all that flopped out of my brain. I have been watching 70's horror lately and it has invaded my creativity. I need to find another creative job.
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
hctcomics.bsky.social
I don't want siri to be my wingman.
July 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
Old feelings can still hurt.
July 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
@lyndacarter.bsky.social One from the archive. You inspired a generation of Toast.
June 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
hctcomics.bsky.social
Had coffee with a friend yesterday and realized I could have been more forthcoming.
March 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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petebuttigieg.bsky.social
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
Amen.
January 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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adamparkhomenko.bsky.social
Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does
January 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
I was in shorts last week.
#weather #pets #pee #winter #cold
A toast all dressed up to protect themselves from the cold tells their dog, "Alright pup, it's 21 degrees out this morning. We're activating Emergency Walk Beta: dart outside, pee as fast as possible, and spring back in!"
January 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
I used to have this #ford escort that was Sooooo #haunted. You could #fix it better with a #ouija board than a wrench.
#auto #cars #ghost #funny #
A toast takes his car to, "Crumb's Auto Repair." Crumb tells the customer toast, "Good news: it’s not broken. Bad news: it’s haunted."
January 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
Doodling in the coffeeshop with Mrs. Toast this morning.
#merrychristmas #doodle
December 14, 2024 at 5:13 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
They grow up so fast. #flashbackfriday #parenting #gluten #bread #children
December 13, 2024 at 9:58 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
Things might get muy caliente for Miguel tonight.
#love #dating #taco #tuesday
A cartoon depicting a piece of toast and a taco post date. The Toast tells the taco, "I really enjoyed our date, Miguel. Play your cards right and it might be Taco Tuesday." The taco starts sweating from the innuendo.
December 10, 2024 at 4:06 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
I mean, what do you expect at a sticky baguette? #motel #bedbugs #webtoon
December 6, 2024 at 12:35 AM
hctcomics.bsky.social
Perspective is everything. #webtoon #goth #business
December 1, 2024 at 7:26 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
Just ain't happening today. (also, i have had real fun digging through my old comics. Who was that guy who made them?)
#webcomic #adulting #coffee
December 1, 2024 at 4:05 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
I always feel like this. #space #stove #forget #oops
November 30, 2024 at 10:38 PM
hctcomics.bsky.social
Oh, its peppermint mocha season y'all! #coffee #cartoon #webtoon
November 29, 2024 at 11:24 PM