@headactuary.bsky.social
Life long commi agitator who wants to be the Actuary to the Pot industry. Need retirement consulting from a big history buff?
Fuck you CBS.
Bye Steven.
Bye Steven.
May 22, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Fuck you CBS.
Bye Steven.
Bye Steven.
May 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
#trump had a successful dental visit.The cyborg implant is in place.And now he can chew through steel!
a red toy truck has a yellow light on top of it
ALT: a red toy truck has a yellow light on top of it
media.tenor.com
May 4, 2026 at 12:29 PM
#trump had a successful dental visit.The cyborg implant is in place.And now he can chew through steel!
Irishman looking for a place to park for church.Oh , lord , if you find me a parkin spot , I swear I won't drink today.
No luck.
Oh Lord.If you find me a parking spot.I'll stay sober for a year.
No luck.
Turns the corner and just in front of church is a spot.
Oh lord. I see one nevermind.
#dadjoke
No luck.
Oh Lord.If you find me a parking spot.I'll stay sober for a year.
No luck.
Turns the corner and just in front of church is a spot.
Oh lord. I see one nevermind.
#dadjoke
March 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Irishman looking for a place to park for church.Oh , lord , if you find me a parkin spot , I swear I won't drink today.
No luck.
Oh Lord.If you find me a parking spot.I'll stay sober for a year.
No luck.
Turns the corner and just in front of church is a spot.
Oh lord. I see one nevermind.
#dadjoke
No luck.
Oh Lord.If you find me a parking spot.I'll stay sober for a year.
No luck.
Turns the corner and just in front of church is a spot.
Oh lord. I see one nevermind.
#dadjoke
UGGS not eggs
Tracking Alito Core Errect
Tracking Alito Core Errect
What disgruntled sounds did the young lady let out when she couldn't find her fuzzy boots?
Eggs!
#dadjoke
#baddadjokes
Eggs!
#dadjoke
#baddadjokes
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
UGGS not eggs
Tracking Alito Core Errect
Tracking Alito Core Errect
What disgruntled sounds did the young lady let out when she couldn't find her fuzzy boots?
Eggs!
#dadjoke
#baddadjokes
Eggs!
#dadjoke
#baddadjokes
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 PM
What disgruntled sounds did the young lady let out when she couldn't find her fuzzy boots?
Eggs!
#dadjoke
#baddadjokes
Eggs!
#dadjoke
#baddadjokes
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sometimes you can get both. Ferry from P town to Bean town
October 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sometimes you can get both. Ferry from P town to Bean town
Arrested for a penal code violation!
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Arrested for a penal code violation!
"I da ho". MAGAt response when Cpt Cankles asks "Can QATAR pay me to fuck you?"
October 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"I da ho". MAGAt response when Cpt Cankles asks "Can QATAR pay me to fuck you?"
What phrase describes both a failed Bluetooth connection and the inability to manually arouse yourself?
#dadjoke
The connected divise is not responding.
#dadjoke
The connected divise is not responding.
October 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What phrase describes both a failed Bluetooth connection and the inability to manually arouse yourself?
#dadjoke
The connected divise is not responding.
#dadjoke
The connected divise is not responding.
The Charlie Kirk is the latest cocktail running around on the right.It consists of one shot.It leaves you with a sore throat, and it is served in the glass that leans left at the end.
September 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Charlie Kirk is the latest cocktail running around on the right.It consists of one shot.It leaves you with a sore throat, and it is served in the glass that leans left at the end.
We need trust busting teddy roosevelt
Right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting owns all these local media stations and many others all across America. This is not journalism, it is scripted propaganda.
September 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We need trust busting teddy roosevelt
September 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Did Melissa ande dog get an NFL moment of silence and flags at halfmast?
Today is the day of the special election to fill the seat of former MN State Rep Melissa Hortman, who was shot by a right-wing extremist.
September 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Did Melissa ande dog get an NFL moment of silence and flags at halfmast?
@yankees.com
If the yankees let trump throughout the first ball , i'm canceling amazon prime tomorrow and I will never ever go to a yankee game ever again , says a person who's been a yankee fan since he imitated horace clark in his backyard in pre school.
If the yankees let trump throughout the first ball , i'm canceling amazon prime tomorrow and I will never ever go to a yankee game ever again , says a person who's been a yankee fan since he imitated horace clark in his backyard in pre school.
September 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
@yankees.com
If the yankees let trump throughout the first ball , i'm canceling amazon prime tomorrow and I will never ever go to a yankee game ever again , says a person who's been a yankee fan since he imitated horace clark in his backyard in pre school.
If the yankees let trump throughout the first ball , i'm canceling amazon prime tomorrow and I will never ever go to a yankee game ever again , says a person who's been a yankee fan since he imitated horace clark in his backyard in pre school.
Kirk is a false flag attack. We will never know anything about the gunman
It's designed to get his supporters to do the same thing.
Our Richstagg fire?
It's designed to get his supporters to do the same thing.
Our Richstagg fire?
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Kirk is a false flag attack. We will never know anything about the gunman
It's designed to get his supporters to do the same thing.
Our Richstagg fire?
It's designed to get his supporters to do the same thing.
Our Richstagg fire?
What weak little man #dcmusicfestival
September 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What weak little man #dcmusicfestival
Why was Britain's Bristol beaufighter a stoner's favorite straffing aircraft?
Cuz it's armerment was 4 20s.
Cuz it's armerment was 4 20s.
September 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Why was Britain's Bristol beaufighter a stoner's favorite straffing aircraft?
Cuz it's armerment was 4 20s.
Cuz it's armerment was 4 20s.
When you think you're standing still but the train is actually traveling light speed
August 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When you think you're standing still but the train is actually traveling light speed
Jeffries will never get his mouth off AIPAC's cock.
August 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Jeffries will never get his mouth off AIPAC's cock.
August 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM