HeavySweetness
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Tell us a bit about yourself.
Fun fact, Elon Musk is actually a nickname short for “Elongated Muskrat”
October 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Fun fact, Elon Musk is actually a nickname short for “Elongated Muskrat”
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Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
October 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter."
October 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter."
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(stepping in front of my garage freezer) Yeah, no. No, of course not.
September 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
(stepping in front of my garage freezer) Yeah, no. No, of course not.
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When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
September 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
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it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
September 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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“The people in this book are brave,” said Toad. “They fight dragons and giants, and they are never afraid.”
“I wonder if we are brave,” said Frog.
“I wonder if we are brave,” said Frog.
September 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
“The people in this book are brave,” said Toad. “They fight dragons and giants, and they are never afraid.”
“I wonder if we are brave,” said Frog.
“I wonder if we are brave,” said Frog.
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I went to the trouble of generating it
September 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I went to the trouble of generating it
Remember to leave a .30-06 out on the mantel for CharlieKirkmas tonight.
September 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Remember to leave a .30-06 out on the mantel for CharlieKirkmas tonight.
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For the first time since WWII, a federal agency is updating its official seal so the eagle faces the arrows rather than the olive branch.
This is to reflects the Department of Homeland Security's belief that it's at war:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/us-finds-a...
This is to reflects the Department of Homeland Security's belief that it's at war:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/us-finds-a...
U.S. Finds A War It’s Willing to Declare
New government logo chooses violence
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
For the first time since WWII, a federal agency is updating its official seal so the eagle faces the arrows rather than the olive branch.
This is to reflects the Department of Homeland Security's belief that it's at war:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/us-finds-a...
This is to reflects the Department of Homeland Security's belief that it's at war:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/us-finds-a...
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every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
September 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
September 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT
September 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT
Ironically, this encourages a violent response instead of discouraging one.
I know people are saying ‘terrorism’ is a worthless term because of shit like this, but this is exactly what the people in charge want it to mean; any type of resistance, no matter how inconsequential, is extreme violence and will be treated as such
And there it is, helpfully laid out in the starkest possible terms.
August 29, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Ironically, this encourages a violent response instead of discouraging one.
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One of the many things the pearl-clutchers don’t understand is that saying these things out loud forces vultures like Wolff — who was definitely sitting on this until his next book — to start vomiting up what they know.
August 20, 2026 at 1:36 AM
One of the many things the pearl-clutchers don’t understand is that saying these things out loud forces vultures like Wolff — who was definitely sitting on this until his next book — to start vomiting up what they know.
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Insane that AOC is being quoted as saying "Woke 1 was crazy" when this is what she actually said.
youtu.be/SFwAnMLBSOw?...
youtu.be/SFwAnMLBSOw?...
August 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Insane that AOC is being quoted as saying "Woke 1 was crazy" when this is what she actually said.
youtu.be/SFwAnMLBSOw?...
youtu.be/SFwAnMLBSOw?...
At some point, Senate Democrats need to realize that Senate Republicans are:
Fine with voting for despicable humans like Blanche
AND
Are fine with lying to your faces.
Fine with voting for despicable humans like Blanche
AND
Are fine with lying to your faces.
Warren says Senate Republicans are "queasy" and adds, "I think there are a lot of folks on the Republican side who are not eager to have their names next to a 'yes' vote for Todd Blanche"
August 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
At some point, Senate Democrats need to realize that Senate Republicans are:
Fine with voting for despicable humans like Blanche
AND
Are fine with lying to your faces.
Fine with voting for despicable humans like Blanche
AND
Are fine with lying to your faces.
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he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
August 5, 2026 at 6:12 AM
he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
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if an elite lobbying effort can convince you that you have to ban trans people from sports to survive in politics you straightforwardly do not have it in you to pass electoral reform, or stand up to the fossil fuel lobby, or do any of the difficult things that have to be done
July 30, 2026 at 3:42 PM
if an elite lobbying effort can convince you that you have to ban trans people from sports to survive in politics you straightforwardly do not have it in you to pass electoral reform, or stand up to the fossil fuel lobby, or do any of the difficult things that have to be done
I love how it has not occurred to him to stop posting dumb "innocuous comments."
I am literally just trying to not get dogpiled every single day for innocuous comments
July 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I love how it has not occurred to him to stop posting dumb "innocuous comments."
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I have never seen someone so flummoxed by the concept of feeding people lmao
Politics aside, do people believe city-run grocery stores with deeply discounted prices are a good POLICY idea? What are they intended to accomplish, in your view? What problem do they solve? Would you implement them if not running for election? I'm sincerely curious in people's answers here.
July 29, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I have never seen someone so flummoxed by the concept of feeding people lmao
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Me: "It's time to start eating healthy."
Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!"
Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!"
Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
July 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy."
Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!"
Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!"
Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
Can I get the special diarrhea lettuce? I can’t afford Wagovy
July 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Can I get the special diarrhea lettuce? I can’t afford Wagovy
Beef chili, melted shredded cheese, fresh diced onion, mustard.
Or if you’re at a ballgame, mustard and a bit of nuclear green relish.
Ketchup is the great mediocre maker, and does not belong on anything you don’t want to become mediocre.
Or if you’re at a ballgame, mustard and a bit of nuclear green relish.
Ketchup is the great mediocre maker, and does not belong on anything you don’t want to become mediocre.
quote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers
July 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Beef chili, melted shredded cheese, fresh diced onion, mustard.
Or if you’re at a ballgame, mustard and a bit of nuclear green relish.
Ketchup is the great mediocre maker, and does not belong on anything you don’t want to become mediocre.
Or if you’re at a ballgame, mustard and a bit of nuclear green relish.
Ketchup is the great mediocre maker, and does not belong on anything you don’t want to become mediocre.