Me: I’d like a slice of pizza

Server: that comes with three sides

Me: I know what shape it is

Simons and Sharpefunkel

What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people

we are entering the darkest time of year....when my endless stream of podcasts dries up and I have to find emergency time fillers or else be alone with my thoughts.....

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

Whether it's Trump's Secretary of Defense nominee bearing white nationalist tattoos or a Democrat you work with saying "intersectionality" during a Zoom meeting, both sides have concerning stances on race.

for better or worse, every post i'm seeing today reads like this

If you’re coming over from twitter be warned that we have our own lingo here, here’s a helpful guide: