Rachel
@hellostarling.bsky.social
I’m just too soft for all of it.
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Rachel
@hellostarling.bsky.social
· Jul 8
I don’t have any nudes on my phone but I do have pictures of my uterine fibroids.
Damn, they did Brittany Murphy dirty!
July 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Damn, they did Brittany Murphy dirty!
a guy just came back into the coffee shop and told the barista, “this won’t fit in my cup holder” and made him split his order into two smaller cups.
April 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
a guy just came back into the coffee shop and told the barista, “this won’t fit in my cup holder” and made him split his order into two smaller cups.
Do you think 40 year-olds look so much younger than we used to because we’re all like 37% microplastics?
April 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Do you think 40 year-olds look so much younger than we used to because we’re all like 37% microplastics?
so the US is in danger of being barred from the Olympics…that are being held in the US. cool cool.
February 28, 2026 at 11:41 PM
so the US is in danger of being barred from the Olympics…that are being held in the US. cool cool.
you’re the one who didn’t heed my telepathic instructions. that’s on you.
February 25, 2026 at 6:30 PM
you’re the one who didn’t heed my telepathic instructions. that’s on you.
i just saw someone in the comments on twitter asking grok if Courtney had Kurt killed.
grok isn’t psychic—you get that, right?
grok isn’t psychic—you get that, right?
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
i just saw someone in the comments on twitter asking grok if Courtney had Kurt killed.
grok isn’t psychic—you get that, right?
grok isn’t psychic—you get that, right?
whoever thought they could use these images of the rich and powerful sexually abusing children as blackmail severely underestimated the apathy of the american people.
February 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
whoever thought they could use these images of the rich and powerful sexually abusing children as blackmail severely underestimated the apathy of the american people.
My god, can you imagine what they *didn’t* film??
February 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
My god, can you imagine what they *didn’t* film??
before running for public office, candidates should have to prove they have a spine.
January 24, 2026 at 11:55 PM
before running for public office, candidates should have to prove they have a spine.
Vada Sultenfuss is a god-tier fictional character name.
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Vada Sultenfuss is a god-tier fictional character name.
Stop sending me emails to rate the product I purchased it was a gift I don’t knowwwwww.
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Stop sending me emails to rate the product I purchased it was a gift I don’t knowwwwww.
Are you sure you’re in the honeymoon phase? Because it seems like you are actively experiencing psychosis.
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Are you sure you’re in the honeymoon phase? Because it seems like you are actively experiencing psychosis.
When I tell you something made me cry, I mean it made me emotional and I *would have* cried if not for SSRIs.
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
When I tell you something made me cry, I mean it made me emotional and I *would have* cried if not for SSRIs.
It’s impossible for me to watch a show where a character quits their job and not worry about their health insurance.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It’s impossible for me to watch a show where a character quits their job and not worry about their health insurance.
how many times can you send yourself an email then immediately panic when you see you’ve received an email before they put you in a home?
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
how many times can you send yourself an email then immediately panic when you see you’ve received an email before they put you in a home?
adulthood is just a never-ending series of doctors appointments.
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
adulthood is just a never-ending series of doctors appointments.
just know if i send a “hope this helps!” and sign off with “Best,” i’m SUPER annoyed.
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
just know if i send a “hope this helps!” and sign off with “Best,” i’m SUPER annoyed.
I’m watching Annie Hall for the first time and I’m disappointed to report I really like Annie Hall.
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m watching Annie Hall for the first time and I’m disappointed to report I really like Annie Hall.
watching an ep of ER where a father gets arrested for trying to shoplift a pair of ice skates for his kid for Christmas. my man, i’m not telling you how to do your job but maybe instead steal money to buy the incredibly cumbersome gift next time.
October 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
watching an ep of ER where a father gets arrested for trying to shoplift a pair of ice skates for his kid for Christmas. my man, i’m not telling you how to do your job but maybe instead steal money to buy the incredibly cumbersome gift next time.
“I’m sorry”
“Not your fault.”
“YOU KNOW I MEAN I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT WHY MUST YOU BE DIFFICULT?”
“Not your fault.”
“YOU KNOW I MEAN I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT WHY MUST YOU BE DIFFICULT?”
October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
“I’m sorry”
“Not your fault.”
“YOU KNOW I MEAN I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT WHY MUST YOU BE DIFFICULT?”
“Not your fault.”
“YOU KNOW I MEAN I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT WHY MUST YOU BE DIFFICULT?”
hi i’m rachel and i update my computer for a living.
September 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
hi i’m rachel and i update my computer for a living.
I wish I could plug my brain into one of those devices that mechanics use to tell why the check engine light came on.
September 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I wish I could plug my brain into one of those devices that mechanics use to tell why the check engine light came on.
I should be less socially anxious considering I’ve had every possible conversation in my head at least a dozen times.
September 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I should be less socially anxious considering I’ve had every possible conversation in my head at least a dozen times.
…
I thought Graham Greene the author and Graham Greene the actor were the same person.
*ducks*
I thought Graham Greene the author and Graham Greene the actor were the same person.
*ducks*
September 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I thought Graham Greene the author and Graham Greene the actor were the same person.
*ducks*
I thought Graham Greene the author and Graham Greene the actor were the same person.
*ducks*