Hellseye
@hellseye47.bsky.social
30 F(America)/M(everywhere else) | Ph.D. in Electrical Engineering | Editor for Kiseki Crack Theories | Professional Complainer | Mostly play RPGs and Metroidvanias, occasional fantasy reader.
Does GTA VI have anything to offer besides roleplaying as a Somali pirate in a pontoon boat while being chased by the U.S. Coast Guard.
June 25, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Does GTA VI have anything to offer besides roleplaying as a Somali pirate in a pontoon boat while being chased by the U.S. Coast Guard.
Might do a delayed media consumption thread. Going backwards, the last meal was the Kingdom of Gods (book) by N. K. Jemisin. It tasted like a mix of cellulose and dust from sitting on my kitchen counter for over a year.
April 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Might do a delayed media consumption thread. Going backwards, the last meal was the Kingdom of Gods (book) by N. K. Jemisin. It tasted like a mix of cellulose and dust from sitting on my kitchen counter for over a year.
I doubt it’s intentional on Falcom’s part but I sort of just equate Valis in Trails with the state of Isreal.
February 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I doubt it’s intentional on Falcom’s part but I sort of just equate Valis in Trails with the state of Isreal.
How do you become short on directors? That’s literally a mid-late career position.
December 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
How do you become short on directors? That’s literally a mid-late career position.
Finally playing Kai and it’s wild how everything is moving in direction I thought it would after Kuro 1.
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Finally playing Kai and it’s wild how everything is moving in direction I thought it would after Kuro 1.
I’m pretty much convinced that the entire game was edited MTL, not just non-scenario text.
Falcom being at fault for Gung-ho mediocre Sky localization is pretty on-brand for Falcom.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m pretty much convinced that the entire game was edited MTL, not just non-scenario text.
Falcom being at fault for Gung-ho mediocre Sky localization is pretty on-brand for Falcom.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Falcom being at fault for Gung-ho mediocre Sky localization is pretty on-brand for Falcom.
The most wild thing about these Epstein emails is that they absolve Bill Clinton.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The most wild thing about these Epstein emails is that they absolve Bill Clinton.
Sarah J. Maas is to women what Brandon Sanderson is to men. I will not elaborate.
October 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sarah J. Maas is to women what Brandon Sanderson is to men. I will not elaborate.
I am reminded to say fuck Kirsten Gillibrand for forcing Al Franken to resign
September 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I am reminded to say fuck Kirsten Gillibrand for forcing Al Franken to resign
I am hearing that Gungho fucked up series-wide consistency for several lore terms.
September 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I am hearing that Gungho fucked up series-wide consistency for several lore terms.
Silksong really was the Dark Souls 2.
September 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Silksong really was the Dark Souls 2.
Reposted by Hellseye
Thanks to @gungho-america.bsky.social we had the opportunity to get an early look at Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter, and Nihon Falcom may be delivering their most impressive release yet. Our thoughts after the first 7 hours: https://loom.ly/h2rOotU
August 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Thanks to @gungho-america.bsky.social we had the opportunity to get an early look at Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter, and Nihon Falcom may be delivering their most impressive release yet. Our thoughts after the first 7 hours: https://loom.ly/h2rOotU
Reposted by Hellseye
We had the chance to take a close look at the upcoming PC version of Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter. We're happy to report that the first PC port developed by @falcom.co.jp in over a decade does not dissapoint. https://loom.ly/654yAb4
August 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We had the chance to take a close look at the upcoming PC version of Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter. We're happy to report that the first PC port developed by @falcom.co.jp in over a decade does not dissapoint. https://loom.ly/654yAb4
Final Fantasy Dimensions should be ported to PC. Probably the best final fantasy game no one heard of because it was a phone game, but it was a full fledged FFV-esque RPG with something like 80 hours of gameplay.
August 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Final Fantasy Dimensions should be ported to PC. Probably the best final fantasy game no one heard of because it was a phone game, but it was a full fledged FFV-esque RPG with something like 80 hours of gameplay.
That was quite possibly the best South Park episode in several years. Bravo to Matt and Trey for giving paramount a big fuck you days after signing an agreement for 50 new episodes.
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
That was quite possibly the best South Park episode in several years. Bravo to Matt and Trey for giving paramount a big fuck you days after signing an agreement for 50 new episodes.
I literally do not get how old people live through shit like this all the time.
May 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I literally do not get how old people live through shit like this all the time.
>Turn 30
>immediately start having pinched nerves
>immediately start having pinched nerves
May 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
>Turn 30
>immediately start having pinched nerves
>immediately start having pinched nerves
There is no game like Oblivion for losing track of time until 3 am on a weekday, 3 consecutive days in a row when you have to work at 8 am.
April 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There is no game like Oblivion for losing track of time until 3 am on a weekday, 3 consecutive days in a row when you have to work at 8 am.
Reposted by Hellseye
April 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’m afraid that Pantheon, the AMC show, was peak fiction.
April 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m afraid that Pantheon, the AMC show, was peak fiction.
My ability to do math is once again proven correct. I had been saying for months that the deadline for NISA to announce Kai and release it this year was March 31st.
March 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My ability to do math is once again proven correct. I had been saying for months that the deadline for NISA to announce Kai and release it this year was March 31st.
Reminder that World of Final Fantasy is still the best FF game in a decade.
March 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Reminder that World of Final Fantasy is still the best FF game in a decade.