Hemlock the Vampire Cow
@hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social
Furry, 29, they/them
It kind of sucks that we never got a Nightmare on Elm Street movie directed by David Lynch.
September 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
It kind of sucks that we never got a Nightmare on Elm Street movie directed by David Lynch.
Radar is planning his invasion of Montana. Soon to be Meowtana.
September 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Radar is planning his invasion of Montana. Soon to be Meowtana.
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The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
August 28, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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I know I usually post tiddies but I’m really proud of this veggie gnocchi I made for dinner so have some food porn.
August 24, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I know I usually post tiddies but I’m really proud of this veggie gnocchi I made for dinner so have some food porn.
Good news: I have found a salon specializing in curly hair who has made an appointment with me that is closer than my old salon.
Bad news: I have to call my old salon and confirm that I am breaking up with them.
It’s not them, it’s that I can’t handle the 40 minute drive out to them anymore.
Bad news: I have to call my old salon and confirm that I am breaking up with them.
It’s not them, it’s that I can’t handle the 40 minute drive out to them anymore.
August 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Good news: I have found a salon specializing in curly hair who has made an appointment with me that is closer than my old salon.
Bad news: I have to call my old salon and confirm that I am breaking up with them.
It’s not them, it’s that I can’t handle the 40 minute drive out to them anymore.
Bad news: I have to call my old salon and confirm that I am breaking up with them.
It’s not them, it’s that I can’t handle the 40 minute drive out to them anymore.
A Night in the City
Artwork done by @plantpandastudios.bsky.social for @asneplynx.bsky.social. It’s an amazing recreation of a local festival he and I attend every year 🥰
Artwork done by @plantpandastudios.bsky.social for @asneplynx.bsky.social. It’s an amazing recreation of a local festival he and I attend every year 🥰
August 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
A Night in the City
Artwork done by @plantpandastudios.bsky.social for @asneplynx.bsky.social. It’s an amazing recreation of a local festival he and I attend every year 🥰
Artwork done by @plantpandastudios.bsky.social for @asneplynx.bsky.social. It’s an amazing recreation of a local festival he and I attend every year 🥰
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“Bidet of Evil”
July 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
“Bidet of Evil”
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it's called a u turn because u turn
July 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
it's called a u turn because u turn
AC has been great but I’m thinking about that king bed awaiting me at home
July 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
AC has been great but I’m thinking about that king bed awaiting me at home
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We're gonna stay inside and play Heads Up Seven Up
⚠️ An important announcement regarding the cancellation of the 2026 Fursuit Parade and Block Party due to the extreme heat and severe weather situation in the Pittsburgh forecast.
July 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
We're gonna stay inside and play Heads Up Seven Up
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I'm sorry I don't find "You shouldn't do subtext anymore because people are stupid" to be a particularly compelling argument
June 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I'm sorry I don't find "You shouldn't do subtext anymore because people are stupid" to be a particularly compelling argument
Beach glass!
June 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Beach glass!
I’m so sad after today’s news the Anthony Stewart Head has passed away. He portrayed one of the warmest and kindest father figures as Giles in Buffy.
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
June 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I’m so sad after today’s news the Anthony Stewart Head has passed away. He portrayed one of the warmest and kindest father figures as Giles in Buffy.
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
June 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
There’s a bus stop nearby that has stickers stuck to it and I’m so sad that I’m all out of my Hemlock ones.
May 28, 2026 at 4:58 PM
There’s a bus stop nearby that has stickers stuck to it and I’m so sad that I’m all out of my Hemlock ones.
Brrrrruuuuhhh? THE Chiitan?
May 24, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Brrrrruuuuhhh? THE Chiitan?
“Vocal Stim in the Elevator” Furry Ska Band
May 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
“Vocal Stim in the Elevator” Furry Ska Band
Idk what if they’re profitable or not but I would love to see more vendors in dealers halls have hair accessories like clips, combs, bands. Scrunchies are fun but I have so many. And I can only pull my hair up so much!
May 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Idk what if they’re profitable or not but I would love to see more vendors in dealers halls have hair accessories like clips, combs, bands. Scrunchies are fun but I have so many. And I can only pull my hair up so much!
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HAPPY WEED DAY!
🎨: @retrofutureart.bsky.social
🎨: @retrofutureart.bsky.social
April 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
HAPPY WEED DAY!
🎨: @retrofutureart.bsky.social
🎨: @retrofutureart.bsky.social
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April 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - huh
April 3, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - huh