Mayor Rob the Gorilla
@hendos.bsky.social
The Ceremonial Mayor of Wülferhampton.
Replace @wulfhelm.bsky.social?
Not taking that poisoned chalice 😎
Not taking that poisoned chalice 😎
July 20, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Replace @wulfhelm.bsky.social?
Not taking that poisoned chalice 😎
Not taking that poisoned chalice 😎
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Toad int Ole. With seasonal vegetables n tatties and a medically approved gravy of appropriate thickness.
Lower tables. Spam in the 'French' style.
Ve/vegan option. A banana.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
Lower tables. Spam in the 'French' style.
Ve/vegan option. A banana.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
February 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Toad int Ole. With seasonal vegetables n tatties and a medically approved gravy of appropriate thickness.
Lower tables. Spam in the 'French' style.
Ve/vegan option. A banana.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
Lower tables. Spam in the 'French' style.
Ve/vegan option. A banana.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Alan Shearer
Skelpies
Trugs
Langoustines
Alfalfa
The Ace of Spades
Solstices
The French
Inappropriate crumbles
An amorous brick
Sweat pants
Chlorine
Feltching
Brasso
Flock wallpaper
Linnets
Worcestershire County Council
and
Selkirk
Alan Shearer
Skelpies
Trugs
Langoustines
Alfalfa
The Ace of Spades
Solstices
The French
Inappropriate crumbles
An amorous brick
Sweat pants
Chlorine
Feltching
Brasso
Flock wallpaper
Linnets
Worcestershire County Council
and
Selkirk
February 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Alan Shearer
Skelpies
Trugs
Langoustines
Alfalfa
The Ace of Spades
Solstices
The French
Inappropriate crumbles
An amorous brick
Sweat pants
Chlorine
Feltching
Brasso
Flock wallpaper
Linnets
Worcestershire County Council
and
Selkirk
Alan Shearer
Skelpies
Trugs
Langoustines
Alfalfa
The Ace of Spades
Solstices
The French
Inappropriate crumbles
An amorous brick
Sweat pants
Chlorine
Feltching
Brasso
Flock wallpaper
Linnets
Worcestershire County Council
and
Selkirk
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Pizza. Like an open sandwich. But cooked. Because we Saxons are NOT FUCKING SAVAGES!
Lower tables. Spam Anglaise
Vegetarian/vegan. Used Budgie cage lining.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
Lower tables. Spam Anglaise
Vegetarian/vegan. Used Budgie cage lining.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
February 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Pizza. Like an open sandwich. But cooked. Because we Saxons are NOT FUCKING SAVAGES!
Lower tables. Spam Anglaise
Vegetarian/vegan. Used Budgie cage lining.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
Lower tables. Spam Anglaise
Vegetarian/vegan. Used Budgie cage lining.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is adding content to his OnlySpams page
(top table only) Codpiece
Lower tables. Unspecified whitefish pieces +ketchup
Vegetarian/vegan option. Aubergine Steak, Saffron Potato Purée and Charred Leek
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is adding content to his OnlySpams page
(top table only) Codpiece
Lower tables. Unspecified whitefish pieces +ketchup
Vegetarian/vegan option. Aubergine Steak, Saffron Potato Purée and Charred Leek
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
February 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is adding content to his OnlySpams page
(top table only) Codpiece
Lower tables. Unspecified whitefish pieces +ketchup
Vegetarian/vegan option. Aubergine Steak, Saffron Potato Purée and Charred Leek
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is adding content to his OnlySpams page
(top table only) Codpiece
Lower tables. Unspecified whitefish pieces +ketchup
Vegetarian/vegan option. Aubergine Steak, Saffron Potato Purée and Charred Leek
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Mashed potato and a Badger
Lower tables. Jacket Potato with Cheesy Beans
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Jacket Potato with Vegan Chives and Vegan Sour Cream
Salt, pepper, condiments (and gammon) by the leopard gate as ever
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Mashed potato and a Badger
Lower tables. Jacket Potato with Cheesy Beans
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Jacket Potato with Vegan Chives and Vegan Sour Cream
Salt, pepper, condiments (and gammon) by the leopard gate as ever
February 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Mashed potato and a Badger
Lower tables. Jacket Potato with Cheesy Beans
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Jacket Potato with Vegan Chives and Vegan Sour Cream
Salt, pepper, condiments (and gammon) by the leopard gate as ever
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Mashed potato and a Badger
Lower tables. Jacket Potato with Cheesy Beans
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Jacket Potato with Vegan Chives and Vegan Sour Cream
Salt, pepper, condiments (and gammon) by the leopard gate as ever
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Pancakes
Lower tables. Pancakes
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Pancakes
Lemon, sugar and syrups by the leopard gate as ever.
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Pancakes
Lower tables. Pancakes
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Pancakes
Lemon, sugar and syrups by the leopard gate as ever.
February 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Pancakes
Lower tables. Pancakes
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Pancakes
Lemon, sugar and syrups by the leopard gate as ever.
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Pancakes
Lower tables. Pancakes
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Pancakes
Lemon, sugar and syrups by the leopard gate as ever.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is getting ready for lunar new year.
All tables. Chicken Dumplings, Whole Fish and Longevity Noodles
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Moss with Mushrooms and Bamboo Shoots with Stir Fried Greens
Lucky claw machines by the leopards gate.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is getting ready for lunar new year.
All tables. Chicken Dumplings, Whole Fish and Longevity Noodles
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Moss with Mushrooms and Bamboo Shoots with Stir Fried Greens
Lucky claw machines by the leopards gate.
February 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is getting ready for lunar new year.
All tables. Chicken Dumplings, Whole Fish and Longevity Noodles
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Moss with Mushrooms and Bamboo Shoots with Stir Fried Greens
Lucky claw machines by the leopards gate.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is getting ready for lunar new year.
All tables. Chicken Dumplings, Whole Fish and Longevity Noodles
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Moss with Mushrooms and Bamboo Shoots with Stir Fried Greens
Lucky claw machines by the leopards gate.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has toast
(top table only) French onion soup
Lower tables. Une torsade de réglisse et un bâton de sucre d'orge de Blackpool
Vegetarian/vegan option. Thai green curry with aubergine and coconut rice
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has toast
(top table only) French onion soup
Lower tables. Une torsade de réglisse et un bâton de sucre d'orge de Blackpool
Vegetarian/vegan option. Thai green curry with aubergine and coconut rice
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has toast
(top table only) French onion soup
Lower tables. Une torsade de réglisse et un bâton de sucre d'orge de Blackpool
Vegetarian/vegan option. Thai green curry with aubergine and coconut rice
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has toast
(top table only) French onion soup
Lower tables. Une torsade de réglisse et un bâton de sucre d'orge de Blackpool
Vegetarian/vegan option. Thai green curry with aubergine and coconut rice
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
All things runcible
Lemon grass
The absence of toast
Glowworms
The Pillsbury doughboy
The Flemish
GK Chesterton
The Pillars of Heaven
Roughage
Rust
Plaits
Volumetric flasks
Latrine powered AI
Twiggy
Weird shaped kickballs
and
Cockburnspath.
All things runcible
Lemon grass
The absence of toast
Glowworms
The Pillsbury doughboy
The Flemish
GK Chesterton
The Pillars of Heaven
Roughage
Rust
Plaits
Volumetric flasks
Latrine powered AI
Twiggy
Weird shaped kickballs
and
Cockburnspath.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
All things runcible
Lemon grass
The absence of toast
Glowworms
The Pillsbury doughboy
The Flemish
GK Chesterton
The Pillars of Heaven
Roughage
Rust
Plaits
Volumetric flasks
Latrine powered AI
Twiggy
Weird shaped kickballs
and
Cockburnspath.
All things runcible
Lemon grass
The absence of toast
Glowworms
The Pillsbury doughboy
The Flemish
GK Chesterton
The Pillars of Heaven
Roughage
Rust
Plaits
Volumetric flasks
Latrine powered AI
Twiggy
Weird shaped kickballs
and
Cockburnspath.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is having a feast (chocolates) for Odin.
(top table only) Hotel Chocolat heart shape chocolate box
Lower tables. Chocolates from said box
Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Lemon Linguine with Artichoke
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is having a feast (chocolates) for Odin.
(top table only) Hotel Chocolat heart shape chocolate box
Lower tables. Chocolates from said box
Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Lemon Linguine with Artichoke
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is having a feast (chocolates) for Odin.
(top table only) Hotel Chocolat heart shape chocolate box
Lower tables. Chocolates from said box
Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Lemon Linguine with Artichoke
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is having a feast (chocolates) for Odin.
(top table only) Hotel Chocolat heart shape chocolate box
Lower tables. Chocolates from said box
Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Lemon Linguine with Artichoke
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) A pack of tripple-A batteries
Lower tables. Sausage and Mash in Onion Gravy
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Black beans, mushrooms and poblano pepper filling in plant-based enchiladas.
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) A pack of tripple-A batteries
Lower tables. Sausage and Mash in Onion Gravy
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Black beans, mushrooms and poblano pepper filling in plant-based enchiladas.
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) A pack of tripple-A batteries
Lower tables. Sausage and Mash in Onion Gravy
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Black beans, mushrooms and poblano pepper filling in plant-based enchiladas.
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) A pack of tripple-A batteries
Lower tables. Sausage and Mash in Onion Gravy
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Black beans, mushrooms and poblano pepper filling in plant-based enchiladas.
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
@t-rexit.bsky.social are you still hungry?
Wülferhampton's new monkey enclosure is happy to welcome its new head keeper.
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
@t-rexit.bsky.social are you still hungry?
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching classic Countdown with Carol Vorderman.
(top table only) OOPL TMNI
Lower tables. MAPS REFTTIRR, MHAS NAD SBLTEEEGVA
Vegetarian/vegan option. Chestnut Mushroom Bourguignon in Red Wine Gravy
AOGNMM by the leopard gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching classic Countdown with Carol Vorderman.
(top table only) OOPL TMNI
Lower tables. MAPS REFTTIRR, MHAS NAD SBLTEEEGVA
Vegetarian/vegan option. Chestnut Mushroom Bourguignon in Red Wine Gravy
AOGNMM by the leopard gate as ever
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching classic Countdown with Carol Vorderman.
(top table only) OOPL TMNI
Lower tables. MAPS REFTTIRR, MHAS NAD SBLTEEEGVA
Vegetarian/vegan option. Chestnut Mushroom Bourguignon in Red Wine Gravy
AOGNMM by the leopard gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching classic Countdown with Carol Vorderman.
(top table only) OOPL TMNI
Lower tables. MAPS REFTTIRR, MHAS NAD SBLTEEEGVA
Vegetarian/vegan option. Chestnut Mushroom Bourguignon in Red Wine Gravy
AOGNMM by the leopard gate as ever
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Black country style meatballs and peas
Lower tables. Donner kebab and garlic mayo
Vegetarian/vegan option. Homemade pizza with tomato+garlic sauce, vegan cheese, and marinated tempeh crumbles
Gammon by the leopards gate
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Black country style meatballs and peas
Lower tables. Donner kebab and garlic mayo
Vegetarian/vegan option. Homemade pizza with tomato+garlic sauce, vegan cheese, and marinated tempeh crumbles
Gammon by the leopards gate
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Black country style meatballs and peas
Lower tables. Donner kebab and garlic mayo
Vegetarian/vegan option. Homemade pizza with tomato+garlic sauce, vegan cheese, and marinated tempeh crumbles
Gammon by the leopards gate
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Black country style meatballs and peas
Lower tables. Donner kebab and garlic mayo
Vegetarian/vegan option. Homemade pizza with tomato+garlic sauce, vegan cheese, and marinated tempeh crumbles
Gammon by the leopards gate
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
A get well card for @frmo.bsky.social. Too soon? In bad taste? If so, then it's very on brand for everybody's favourite Uncle Knuckles.
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 AM
A get well card for @frmo.bsky.social. Too soon? In bad taste? If so, then it's very on brand for everybody's favourite Uncle Knuckles.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is writing a screenplay.
(top table only) Pectin
Lower tables. Marmalade on Cheesy Toast +Marmite
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower Tacos with Chipotle Cream
Inbox. Spam, spam and spam
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is writing a screenplay.
(top table only) Pectin
Lower tables. Marmalade on Cheesy Toast +Marmite
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower Tacos with Chipotle Cream
Inbox. Spam, spam and spam
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is writing a screenplay.
(top table only) Pectin
Lower tables. Marmalade on Cheesy Toast +Marmite
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower Tacos with Chipotle Cream
Inbox. Spam, spam and spam
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is writing a screenplay.
(top table only) Pectin
Lower tables. Marmalade on Cheesy Toast +Marmite
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower Tacos with Chipotle Cream
Inbox. Spam, spam and spam
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is looking for reindeer in Iceland
(top table only) 1 pack of Iceland's Extra Lean Venison Steaks
Lower tables. Spam and Cheese Stuffed Omelette
Vegetarian/vegan option. Sweet Potato and Spinach Korma
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is looking for reindeer in Iceland
(top table only) 1 pack of Iceland's Extra Lean Venison Steaks
Lower tables. Spam and Cheese Stuffed Omelette
Vegetarian/vegan option. Sweet Potato and Spinach Korma
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is looking for reindeer in Iceland
(top table only) 1 pack of Iceland's Extra Lean Venison Steaks
Lower tables. Spam and Cheese Stuffed Omelette
Vegetarian/vegan option. Sweet Potato and Spinach Korma
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is looking for reindeer in Iceland
(top table only) 1 pack of Iceland's Extra Lean Venison Steaks
Lower tables. Spam and Cheese Stuffed Omelette
Vegetarian/vegan option. Sweet Potato and Spinach Korma
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever