£4 for a pure new* wool m&s jumper at my local Barnados chazzer. I don’t even think the blood on it is human!
*new to me at least
*new to me at least
September 22, 2026 at 11:38 AM
£4 for a pure new* wool m&s jumper at my local Barnados chazzer. I don’t even think the blood on it is human!
*new to me at least
*new to me at least
you IDIOT, you FOOL, you RUBE, that trapdoor wasn't held open with the bungy cord like all the other days, it was held open with my £10 "Drone Airdrop Dropper Thrower Accessories Remote Control UAV Airdrop For DJI" and i was watching from the upstairs window like a freak holding the release clicker.
September 21, 2026 at 8:52 AM
you IDIOT, you FOOL, you RUBE, that trapdoor wasn't held open with the bungy cord like all the other days, it was held open with my £10 "Drone Airdrop Dropper Thrower Accessories Remote Control UAV Airdrop For DJI" and i was watching from the upstairs window like a freak holding the release clicker.
Christ alive there was a badger noshing off the cat food on the lawn just now
September 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Christ alive there was a badger noshing off the cat food on the lawn just now
national trust out here trying to ruin my wensdee
September 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
national trust out here trying to ruin my wensdee
No one can legally stop you from making your own felafel and if they try you have a pan of hot oil at your disposal so think on and look sharp
September 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
No one can legally stop you from making your own felafel and if they try you have a pan of hot oil at your disposal so think on and look sharp
Put some fucking deodorant on Nottingham please
September 15, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Put some fucking deodorant on Nottingham please
just thinking and feeling and updating Linux at 15kB/s
September 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
just thinking and feeling and updating Linux at 15kB/s
i should knit myself a new jumper
September 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i should knit myself a new jumper
chuckling to myself at the idea of a drag queen called Bette Milder who has limp hair and the air of a librarian and tells extremely PG jokes.
September 9, 2026 at 11:51 AM
chuckling to myself at the idea of a drag queen called Bette Milder who has limp hair and the air of a librarian and tells extremely PG jokes.
There's a buzzard that circles above me skriking away and that's lovely but why doesn't it eat the feral cats? What is the point of having birds of prey if they don't do any preying? Why do I have to do everything around here?
September 9, 2026 at 10:37 AM
There's a buzzard that circles above me skriking away and that's lovely but why doesn't it eat the feral cats? What is the point of having birds of prey if they don't do any preying? Why do I have to do everything around here?
just had to renew my UK drivers license which means i've been here ELEVEN YEARS and it cost FOURTEEN POUNDS and no ones ever even asked to see it 😿(except for one of the scabbier clubs in Plymouth who scan all the DLs of punters cos of all the stabbings)
September 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
just had to renew my UK drivers license which means i've been here ELEVEN YEARS and it cost FOURTEEN POUNDS and no ones ever even asked to see it 😿(except for one of the scabbier clubs in Plymouth who scan all the DLs of punters cos of all the stabbings)
I baked a cake that involves blending up a whole orange with some other bits and bobs, and it came out extremely great, but I put a lime drizzle icing on it so I can’t post a pic cos you know how overstimulated you all get
September 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I baked a cake that involves blending up a whole orange with some other bits and bobs, and it came out extremely great, but I put a lime drizzle icing on it so I can’t post a pic cos you know how overstimulated you all get
Popped to Wollaton Hall to see a Tudor embroidery exhibit but also there’s so much to see and do at Wollaton like see a dead kiwi, a book called the joys of trout, and a deer rubbing off on a tree etc.
September 6, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Popped to Wollaton Hall to see a Tudor embroidery exhibit but also there’s so much to see and do at Wollaton like see a dead kiwi, a book called the joys of trout, and a deer rubbing off on a tree etc.
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Nearly told an old woman to fuck off after she snapped at me at the finish line but managed to stop myself 🥰
September 5, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Nearly told an old woman to fuck off after she snapped at me at the finish line but managed to stop myself 🥰
Oh the kitten thing is re this monster I made earlier 🦤
September 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Oh the kitten thing is re this monster I made earlier 🦤
Your sister and I have that in common
September 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Your sister and I have that in common
Oh as if you can’t instantly tell it’s rose matafeo on the phone in the new taskmaster get a grip
September 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Oh as if you can’t instantly tell it’s rose matafeo on the phone in the new taskmaster get a grip
