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Last Kirkmas, I gave you my neck
But the very next day, you shot it away
This year, to save me from queers
I'll give it to someone special
But the very next day, you shot it away
This year, to save me from queers
I'll give it to someone special
September 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Last Kirkmas, I gave you my neck
But the very next day, you shot it away
This year, to save me from queers
I'll give it to someone special
But the very next day, you shot it away
This year, to save me from queers
I'll give it to someone special
This is why canvassing is the most dangerous job imaginable. The number of Democratic operatives that have switched sides because they magically became brain damaged by trying to talk to voters with opposing views is massive. We've never figured out how to prevent it.
A key problem with the belief in the importance of making nice and talking to and persuading the other side is that It works both ways. If you don’t confront and shun these people for their evil stupid beliefs, then they will persuade you to believe some evil stupid shit eventually
I like AOC, but this is an incredibly bad analysis of the MAHA movement.
September 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This is why canvassing is the most dangerous job imaginable. The number of Democratic operatives that have switched sides because they magically became brain damaged by trying to talk to voters with opposing views is massive. We've never figured out how to prevent it.
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This how I want to spend my Labor Day this year
September 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
This how I want to spend my Labor Day this year
New left-wing thing is describing ToS violations as generically as possible to pretend like they're not violations. Someone gets banned for violent threats and they start yelling "Wow so it's against the rules to post historical woodcarvings now"
August 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
New left-wing thing is describing ToS violations as generically as possible to pretend like they're not violations. Someone gets banned for violent threats and they start yelling "Wow so it's against the rules to post historical woodcarvings now"
They were trying to produce cocoamone. Is it really so wrong to torture puppies if it's for the enjoyment of humans?
Unearthed documents just revealed Ken Paxton, as Attorney General, protected a research lab that tortured 400 puppies.
Paxton was also one of the only Texas lawmakers to vote against a bill to hold animal abusers accountable.
Paxton was also one of the only Texas lawmakers to vote against a bill to hold animal abusers accountable.
August 21, 2026 at 5:23 AM
They were trying to produce cocoamone. Is it really so wrong to torture puppies if it's for the enjoyment of humans?
The GOAT
She noticed a spot of light on the ceiling and is frustrated that she can't catch it
August 19, 2026 at 4:10 AM
The GOAT
Can't stand this too cute shit. They *do* intend cruelty, they just do not believe their targets are American or represent America. To them it is not feigned patriotism, it is real patriotism. It is real nationalism. They just don't agree on what the nation stands for or ought to stand for.
August 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Can't stand this too cute shit. They *do* intend cruelty, they just do not believe their targets are American or represent America. To them it is not feigned patriotism, it is real patriotism. It is real nationalism. They just don't agree on what the nation stands for or ought to stand for.
Tips for REAL men:
- Abandon your fiancée on your wedding night
- Cut off contact with your entire family
- Move to Tokyo
- Vomit before having gay sex
- Move to Okinawa
- Hit on a 17 year old
- Abandon your fiancée on your wedding night
- Cut off contact with your entire family
- Move to Tokyo
- Vomit before having gay sex
- Move to Okinawa
- Hit on a 17 year old
August 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Tips for REAL men:
- Abandon your fiancée on your wedding night
- Cut off contact with your entire family
- Move to Tokyo
- Vomit before having gay sex
- Move to Okinawa
- Hit on a 17 year old
- Abandon your fiancée on your wedding night
- Cut off contact with your entire family
- Move to Tokyo
- Vomit before having gay sex
- Move to Okinawa
- Hit on a 17 year old
This post neglects to mention that you're allowed to side with your original Soviet comrades, kill all your CIA buddies, and then detonate American nukes in Western Europe while saying "the west falls today," causing a total USSR victory in the Cold War.
My favorite one was the Call of Duty game where you could play as a brainwashed assassin for Ronald Reagan with they/them pronouns.
We should highlight the funniest excesses.
I still maintain Saira Rao starting a consultancy where she has dinner with white lib ladies and yelled at them to be my favorite part of woke 1.
Her tweets were also awesome. Generational posting talent.
I still maintain Saira Rao starting a consultancy where she has dinner with white lib ladies and yelled at them to be my favorite part of woke 1.
Her tweets were also awesome. Generational posting talent.
August 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This post neglects to mention that you're allowed to side with your original Soviet comrades, kill all your CIA buddies, and then detonate American nukes in Western Europe while saying "the west falls today," causing a total USSR victory in the Cold War.
@sentimentbot.bsky.social I know my ass is negative
August 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social I know my ass is negative
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Trying to travel with my World Citizen passport. When I am refused entry, I try to slide the guard a few bancors to sweeten the deal, only to be arrested and sent, ironically enough, to a foreign prison.
August 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Trying to travel with my World Citizen passport. When I am refused entry, I try to slide the guard a few bancors to sweeten the deal, only to be arrested and sent, ironically enough, to a foreign prison.
insane fucking call already. Huge Republican L
Decision Desk HQ projects No wins the Missouri Amendment 4 - Require Congressional District Approval for Constitutional Amendments, Ban Foreign Contributions, and Penalize Petition Fraud
#DecisionMade: 8:16 PM EDT
#DecisionMade: 8:16 PM EDT
August 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
insane fucking call already. Huge Republican L
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Going to a cafe in Weimar Berlin, ordering a Turkish coffee*, then pulling out a DDP pamphlet and reading it while angling the cover conspicuously at flapper girls.
* latest fad
* latest fad
August 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Going to a cafe in Weimar Berlin, ordering a Turkish coffee*, then pulling out a DDP pamphlet and reading it while angling the cover conspicuously at flapper girls.
* latest fad
* latest fad
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r/atheism was like 75% correct and 25% incorrect at worst btw.
August 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
r/atheism was like 75% correct and 25% incorrect at worst btw.
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Will nobody rid me of this turbulent candidate?
NEW — Montana Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Alani Bankhead tells POLITICO that “absolutely nothing” would make her leave the race, barring a “lightning bolt from God” striking her.
Polls show a close head-to-head race between independent Seth Bodnar and Republican Kurt Alme.
Polls show a close head-to-head race between independent Seth Bodnar and Republican Kurt Alme.
August 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Will nobody rid me of this turbulent candidate?
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(Posts a picture of an attractive woman) can I say something?
(Next post in the thread) I have been embezzling from an orphanage for years
(Next post in the thread) I have been embezzling from an orphanage for years
August 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
(Posts a picture of an attractive woman) can I say something?
(Next post in the thread) I have been embezzling from an orphanage for years
(Next post in the thread) I have been embezzling from an orphanage for years
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fetterman, but the stroke helped him: what outlet are you with? xinhua news agency? good, let me tell your viewers this, i love seeing the continued prosperity of your country's handcrafted porcelain industry. the finest in the world. i would be honored to visit jingdezhen. i love beautiful ceramics
August 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
fetterman, but the stroke helped him: what outlet are you with? xinhua news agency? good, let me tell your viewers this, i love seeing the continued prosperity of your country's handcrafted porcelain industry. the finest in the world. i would be honored to visit jingdezhen. i love beautiful ceramics
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Yeah but they also get a libidinal urge from cruelty towards people weaker than them that overrides any intellectual reasoning in favor of or against certain policy ideas.
Your average Republican is pro-IVF, skeptical of six week heartbeat bills, against deporting productive, law-abiding immigrants, and for gay marriage.
July 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Yeah but they also get a libidinal urge from cruelty towards people weaker than them that overrides any intellectual reasoning in favor of or against certain policy ideas.
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Important 👇
Pumpkin Spice Teng Hsiaoping
July 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Important 👇
stuck flying through DFW because they cancelled my direct STL -> DCA and I didn't want to wait til tomorrow to meet my boyfriend. This sucks tho.
July 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
stuck flying through DFW because they cancelled my direct STL -> DCA and I didn't want to wait til tomorrow to meet my boyfriend. This sucks tho.