Tabasco Stardust
@herdsmann.bsky.social
My bio is not logical. Ip nip nip fip pip fip.
Here's the squatters. They are NOT helping things...
April 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Here's the squatters. They are NOT helping things...
My point exactly. I need someone to tut and say, "That's just lazy" but there's no one.
April 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
My point exactly. I need someone to tut and say, "That's just lazy" but there's no one.
Exactly. I live alone, so I am my own boss. Unfortunately...
April 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Exactly. I live alone, so I am my own boss. Unfortunately...
I had a vasectomy because I didn't want kids, but when I got home they were still there.
April 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I had a vasectomy because I didn't want kids, but when I got home they were still there.
Me neither, but my bed is covered in crap so I've been sleeping on the sofa/couch/settee since October 2024
April 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Me neither, but my bed is covered in crap so I've been sleeping on the sofa/couch/settee since October 2024
I have 2 living / sleepingg on my balcony. They are gonna have to go they are shitting and feathering everywhere
April 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I have 2 living / sleepingg on my balcony. They are gonna have to go they are shitting and feathering everywhere
I have 2 living / sleeping on my balcony. They're gonna have to go they are shitting and feathering everywhere...
April 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I have 2 living / sleeping on my balcony. They're gonna have to go they are shitting and feathering everywhere...
Jeez how old are you then?
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Jeez how old are you then?
Where do we go from here?
August 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Where do we go from here?
Trimmed? Wuss. PLUCK is the only way!
August 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trimmed? Wuss. PLUCK is the only way!
...with a light brown hare?
August 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
...with a light brown hare?
BA (BA) RRA (RRA) CU (CU) DA! (DA!)
August 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
BA (BA) RRA (RRA) CU (CU) DA! (DA!)
The front cover of the album "Sulk" by the Scottish band, "The Associates"
August 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The front cover of the album "Sulk" by the Scottish band, "The Associates"
Ahh. Maybe WE'RE upside down...
August 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Ahh. Maybe WE'RE upside down...
That would smart a bit though.
August 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
That would smart a bit though.
...and Rod Stewart
August 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
...and Rod Stewart
We all see our own rainbows. It's an optical effect, not a physical thing.
August 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
We all see our own rainbows. It's an optical effect, not a physical thing.
We all see our own rainbows. It's an optical effect, not a physical thing.
August 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
We all see our own rainbows. It's an optical effect, not a physical thing.