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hermiethefrog
@hermiethefrog.bsky.social
Something of a cartoonist and a writer. Mostly autistic. They/them.
Bringing back this classic in light of recent Macklemore-related events
September 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I started writing an essay on “One Night Only” last night and damn, seems I’m going to have to change this line.
September 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
More people need to watch “One Night Only” so they can understand my suffering.
September 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Having now watched the entire movie, “One Night Only” feels like it was grown in a lab to vex me, specifically.
/hyperbole for comedic effect
September 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Drew Susato Mikotoba, the best judicial assistant, in honor of Marcie’s final stream of Great Ace Attorney. She’s saying a joke we made in chat during case 4. #nezumivastream
September 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Living in the US right now is like: President Trump just signed an executive order that makes it illegal to have the letter “e” in your name!
Some red states immediately arrest offenders. Some blue states say, “We’re not doing that…”
In a few months, a court will say the executive order is illegal.
September 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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“What if the confederate flag I fly in my yard was one I stole from Walmart?”

That’s what you sound like when you say you’re gonna pirate Harry Potter.
What if I pirate/buy second hand/etc. my Harry Potter stuff? You are still keeping her cultural relevance alive, which is how she keeps getting big money deals Also, you are immersing yourself in the creative output of a bigot. It is time to let it go. You are required to let it go.
September 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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We've lost journalist Gloria Steinem. She once infiltrated the Playboy club as a bunny and exposed their unfair working conditions. When DC took Wonder Woman's powers and costume away, she wrote an article to shamed them into restoring the character.

RIP Legend
September 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Coyote Vs. Acme was amazing. Humor as sharp as a tack. Nearly as high quality as Who Framed Roger Rabbit. See it if you can, it’s so worth it.
August 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Is it normal for Tame Impala concerts to include an instrumental intermission where the camera follows the lead singer into the bathroom so he can pee? Or did we just get an unusually comedic set?
August 29, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Did anyone else acquire some formative music tastes because the author of the Twilight series, Stephenie Meyer, used to post book playlists on her website?
She’s how I got introduced to the bands Muse and Arcade Fire…
August 28, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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💕I will always love you…until the day, til’ all are one 💕

It’s not much at all, but I had to draw something…
August 28, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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August 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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FUCK.

Three days in a row? Three???
'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85
Peter Cullen, famous for voicing Optimus Prime in the 'Transformers' franchise, is dead.
www.tmz.com
August 27, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Has anyone tried subjecting Elon Musk to the three ghosts of Christmas? Maybe being forced to play the part of Scrooge in “A Christmas Carol” could fix him.
August 27, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Two days in a row, the universe takes the wrong 80 year old
August 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
imaginationlibrary.com
August 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Spiderman is also a regular at our city’s pride parade.
August 23, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Some people need to get off of substack, buy a journal, and enroll in a writing class.
August 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
So Rainbow High had a doll line called Creative Crystals a year or so ago and there were rumors of a Bella variant with a fabric skirt? I found three at Ross of all places. The lips on all were a bit messy though.
July 25, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I went to Hot Topic today, got some merch, and pulled Evil Pomni. Hell yeah.
July 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I suppose I will do Artfight this year since they sorted out the dumb rules. Follow me so I can draw your blorbos! artfight.net/~hermiethefrog
Art Fight
An art gifting game
artfight.net
June 27, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
June 20, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Apparently Hollywood is searching reddit for posts to make into movies after the success of Backrooms.

I propose a Swamps of Dagobah movie. Bonus, they could make it one of those 4D experiences and earn extra money that way.
June 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Got out of The Amazing Digital Circus’s finale. No spoilers. I thought it was sweet.
June 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM