Wandering Ankh
@herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social
I regularly delete my account and scream into the void. Sole writer of Azure Eye News.
Holy Hills would be a great name for a big-bust nun-themed porn star
October 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Holy Hills would be a great name for a big-bust nun-themed porn star
"Gonna wank Oneself to death"
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
thanks for all the fish.
October 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
"Gonna wank Oneself to death"
People can never not be weird about it and I will always lose friends about it and I fucking hate my life.
October 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
People can never not be weird about it and I will always lose friends about it and I fucking hate my life.
I see there's been a bunch of breast people who've started following me recently and that's fine and all, but hoo boy are y'all gonna be disappointed when you realize I'm a historian and that's mostly what I post about.
October 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I see there's been a bunch of breast people who've started following me recently and that's fine and all, but hoo boy are y'all gonna be disappointed when you realize I'm a historian and that's mostly what I post about.
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The fuck do you mean there's a four episode Manos: the Hands of Fate sequel series on Amazon???!!!
September 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The fuck do you mean there's a four episode Manos: the Hands of Fate sequel series on Amazon???!!!
So do we think Candace Owens had sex with Lauren Boebert, then, or...?
September 29, 2026 at 12:23 AM
So do we think Candace Owens had sex with Lauren Boebert, then, or...?
Okay you know what, if this "it was actually a gang of junkie diesel thieves who'd been stealing fuel from the base and the security theatre state just blew the whole thing out of proportion" theory turns out to be true, it will be the single funniest thing that's happened in the last 100 years.
They released the guys who were trying to attack RAF Fairford on bail? Jesus fuck. You might as well just announce it was a false-flag done by an ally.
September 28, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Okay you know what, if this "it was actually a gang of junkie diesel thieves who'd been stealing fuel from the base and the security theatre state just blew the whole thing out of proportion" theory turns out to be true, it will be the single funniest thing that's happened in the last 100 years.
They released the guys who were trying to attack RAF Fairford on bail? Jesus fuck. You might as well just announce it was a false-flag done by an ally.
September 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
They released the guys who were trying to attack RAF Fairford on bail? Jesus fuck. You might as well just announce it was a false-flag done by an ally.
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Too tired to live, too busy to die
September 27, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Too tired to live, too busy to die
It me
September 25, 2026 at 2:37 PM
It me
Are we 100% sure that Lauren Boebert really had an affair? Because this really and truly kind of looks like it's just Boebert herself with her glassss off and her hair back.
September 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Are we 100% sure that Lauren Boebert really had an affair? Because this really and truly kind of looks like it's just Boebert herself with her glassss off and her hair back.
This is why the Netherlands is the leading country for traffic accidents.
September 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
This is why the Netherlands is the leading country for traffic accidents.
Oh so that's what happened to the psychic powers they made me develop in the GATE program 🤔
September 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Oh so that's what happened to the psychic powers they made me develop in the GATE program 🤔
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Tips for sending better dick pics:
1) Don't
1) Don't
September 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Tips for sending better dick pics:
1) Don't
1) Don't
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
September 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Me with my Bluesky mutuals
That's easy- they're just lying. People constantly lie on these fucking surveys and that's been a known thing since we started doing them. They're basically useless at anything other than judging how societally acceptable it is to ADMIT what we all know we're all doing!
Playboy’s Gen Z Sex Survey found that about one-third of men and close to half of women reported not having masturbated a single time in the last three months.
It's not about desire. So why avoid self-pleasure?
It's not about desire. So why avoid self-pleasure?
One in Three Gen Z Men Hasn't Masturbated in 90 Days
One in three men and nearly half of women haven't masturbated in the last 90 days according to Playboy's Gen Z Sex Survey.
www.playboy.com
September 23, 2026 at 1:08 PM
That's easy- they're just lying. People constantly lie on these fucking surveys and that's been a known thing since we started doing them. They're basically useless at anything other than judging how societally acceptable it is to ADMIT what we all know we're all doing!
Just checked my DMs for the first time in forever and evidently someone messaged me and then deleted their account and the only message I can see because it won't let me into the chat itself is "wtf" and I love this.
September 23, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Just checked my DMs for the first time in forever and evidently someone messaged me and then deleted their account and the only message I can see because it won't let me into the chat itself is "wtf" and I love this.
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Sometimes you just gotta ring the devil’s doorbell (flick your bean)
September 22, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Sometimes you just gotta ring the devil’s doorbell (flick your bean)
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Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!
September 22, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!
AMA I guess??? I am v drunk and having an absolutely terrible day so expect horrible candor lol
ngl.link/ankhesenpaaten
ngl.link/ankhesenpaaten
September 22, 2026 at 10:11 PM
AMA I guess??? I am v drunk and having an absolutely terrible day so expect horrible candor lol
ngl.link/ankhesenpaaten
ngl.link/ankhesenpaaten
Comedy Eiken option.
September 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Comedy Eiken option.
It has been an absolutely shitty day and I'm already home from work and probably going to be drinking heavily. Might do an AMA. Been like... 6 months since the last one?
September 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
It has been an absolutely shitty day and I'm already home from work and probably going to be drinking heavily. Might do an AMA. Been like... 6 months since the last one?
Well of course they are. I could have told them that. After all, one's in my left boob, and one's in my ri-
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med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
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September 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Well of course they are. I could have told them that. After all, one's in my left boob, and one's in my ri-
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med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
I would just like to say that I called Lauren Boebert being bisexual several years ago on Azure Eye and none of you believed me and therefore I am a modern day cassandra.
September 20, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I would just like to say that I called Lauren Boebert being bisexual several years ago on Azure Eye and none of you believed me and therefore I am a modern day cassandra.
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Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
September 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)