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Trying to keep my faith, in a post-factual world.
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October 2, 2026 at 6:12 AM
See, I knew it was something.
September 26, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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W, for Wordle. So obvious.
September 20, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I've had that line "programmed by fellows with compassion and vision" echoing in my mind about AI, so when Keith Olbermann referenced it, it felt like a spark in the neural network of our shared cultures and wisdom that, more than a living human or generation, will carry us past the AI dangers.
September 19, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Gladys Kravitz sees stuff but is powerless. The Great Gazoo is invisible to most people and has amazing powers. Describe how each represents a part of the American psyche, especially that of the late 60's and early 70's, and how it echoes in present day cultural dynamics.

(From my PhD thesis.)
September 18, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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Genii: You have released me from the bottle and in return I will answer *any* question you ask me. All human knowledge is yours!

Aladdin: Will your answers be correct?

Genii: Well now you’re just being picky.
September 15, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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September 15, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Make a band edible:

Death Cab for Charcuterie
Make a band edible:

Rage Against the Poutine
Make a band edible:

Orchestral Turnovers In The Dark
September 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
My man looks like he's camouflaged for hiding in peoples' green bins.
Rep. David Maloney, a Republican who represents parts of Berks County, wants to rename Lake Erie to “Lake Pennsylvania,” arguing that the state’s only Great Lake has become increasingly important to Pennsylvania’s economy and identity.
A Pa. state lawmaker wants to turn Lake Erie into Lake Pennsylvania
www.inquirer.com
September 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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They came for the algorithms and I said nothing – because my brain had been destroyed by doomscrollamine | First Dog on the Moon
They came for the algorithms and I said nothing – because my brain had been destroyed by doomscrollamine | First Dog on the Moon
They’re going to do something good? Is this a joke?
www.theguardian.com
September 9, 2026 at 8:28 AM
I am but a humble vessel.

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September 9, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Sweet

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September 8, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I hope when Olbermann returns he will address the fact that Nancy Grace got a space telescope named after her before Rita Cosby.
September 5, 2026 at 9:58 AM
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Remember when Elon Musk asked for a number to end world hunger, got one that he could easily afford, and then did the opposite through DOGE?
September 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I think we can all agree that this would look better with googly eyes.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 4
The Trump administration plans to break ground on the president’s “triumphal arch” in the next two weeks, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum announced. https://cnn.it/3UDLh2K
September 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Rahm Emmanuel really has mastered the GOP talking points about DSA candidates who were actually chosen by their own voters.
September 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
This is the way.

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August 31, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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250 million birds flew across America last night, tracked by radar. Migration season is upon us, and it’s wilder than you could imagine.

Birdcast’s live migration maps and forecasts (from Cornell Lab of Ornithology) are brilliant, and you can find them here. birdcast.org/migration-to...
August 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Apparently, if you drop gophers on a volcano, over the ensuing years you will shrink, but also come to be seen as a hero.
August 27, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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Imagine being one of those kids waiting for a parent who never showed up because ICE arrested them.

This is beyond cruel.
#SheShed #AbolishICE
August 26, 2026 at 11:51 PM
A little harsh from an app I only just installed. And what's with ribbon?
August 26, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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Russia has tried to take Ukraine's independence away by force for years.

It has failed.

Ukraine is still here. Still free. Still fighting.
August 24, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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August 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I did a guitar repair for my friend who was once a Borscht Belt comedian, and got to tell him that all it needed was a schtickle of solder.
August 24, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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August 22, 2026 at 7:38 AM