Hammer
@hhammerh.bsky.social
#Artist ♥️ silly witty artist with a passion for the… well… lewd stuff 🤭 Patreon creator 🤗location 🇩🇰 Patreon.com/hhammerh
I am for a huge portion of my work a NSFW artist, so minors, please go outside and play and mind the traffic.
Commissions: Not Open
I am for a huge portion of my work a NSFW artist, so minors, please go outside and play and mind the traffic.
Commissions: Not Open
America, thou name is traitor.
September 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
America, thou name is traitor.
The sooner you revolt the sooner they will look at you and beg you for mercy.
September 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The sooner you revolt the sooner they will look at you and beg you for mercy.
I guess Jack Jack is gonna get a little brother and sister soon.
September 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I guess Jack Jack is gonna get a little brother and sister soon.
Bruce: And that kids, is the start of the long and wild week in which you were conceived and your mother broke my hip.
September 17, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Bruce: And that kids, is the start of the long and wild week in which you were conceived and your mother broke my hip.
Sometimes he forms words in the meaning of telling a lie, but law of probability insists that occasionally he must form a sentence meant as a lie, but that comes out as truth.
September 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Sometimes he forms words in the meaning of telling a lie, but law of probability insists that occasionally he must form a sentence meant as a lie, but that comes out as truth.
The rest of the world:
“STOP VOTING REPUBLICAN, A******S”
“STOP VOTING REPUBLICAN, A******S”
Jim Carrey Yelling on Phone in Liar Liar
ALT: Jim Carrey Yelling on Phone in Liar Liar
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September 17, 2026 at 12:42 PM
The rest of the world:
“STOP VOTING REPUBLICAN, A******S”
“STOP VOTING REPUBLICAN, A******S”
Oh she owes more than an apology. She ought to pay a GIGANTIC fee for all this shit.
September 17, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Oh she owes more than an apology. She ought to pay a GIGANTIC fee for all this shit.
Jeg ved ikke, jeg har set den film og det gik ikke særligt godt.
Terminator Robot with Glowing Red Eyes
ALT: Terminator Robot with Glowing Red Eyes
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September 17, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Jeg ved ikke, jeg har set den film og det gik ikke særligt godt.
Klovnen i circus Americano synes at orkestret spiller forkert musik og smider en kage imod dem…
Den rammer ham selv i ansigtet og han bliver heeeeelt galsindet.
CircusNews-BOTBOTiHornet!
Den rammer ham selv i ansigtet og han bliver heeeeelt galsindet.
CircusNews-BOTBOTiHornet!
September 17, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Klovnen i circus Americano synes at orkestret spiller forkert musik og smider en kage imod dem…
Den rammer ham selv i ansigtet og han bliver heeeeelt galsindet.
CircusNews-BOTBOTiHornet!
Den rammer ham selv i ansigtet og han bliver heeeeelt galsindet.
CircusNews-BOTBOTiHornet!
Fred er aldrig opnået med krig. Krig er opnået med krig.
September 17, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Fred er aldrig opnået med krig. Krig er opnået med krig.
Krig er gamle mænd der taler og unge mænd der dør.
En masse bliver sagt, endnu mindre bliver hørt.
Kun lidt er sandhed og en helvedes masse er løgn.
I sidste ende er den eneste vinder den gamle knark med leen.
En masse bliver sagt, endnu mindre bliver hørt.
Kun lidt er sandhed og en helvedes masse er løgn.
I sidste ende er den eneste vinder den gamle knark med leen.
September 17, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Krig er gamle mænd der taler og unge mænd der dør.
En masse bliver sagt, endnu mindre bliver hørt.
Kun lidt er sandhed og en helvedes masse er løgn.
I sidste ende er den eneste vinder den gamle knark med leen.
En masse bliver sagt, endnu mindre bliver hørt.
Kun lidt er sandhed og en helvedes masse er løgn.
I sidste ende er den eneste vinder den gamle knark med leen.
Gennemsnitsalderen for et Imperium er 250 år… Amerika ramte plet på en ting i det mindste…
September 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Gennemsnitsalderen for et Imperium er 250 år… Amerika ramte plet på en ting i det mindste…
They probably use the time to pronounce “Double U” when ‘w’ shows up alone, instead of the shorter “win”.
September 17, 2026 at 12:29 PM
They probably use the time to pronounce “Double U” when ‘w’ shows up alone, instead of the shorter “win”.
No Mike, no they can’t. I know you just want a cushy life of wealth and status, but you need to get your ass out of politics, cuz you ain’t doing your job!
September 17, 2026 at 12:23 PM
No Mike, no they can’t. I know you just want a cushy life of wealth and status, but you need to get your ass out of politics, cuz you ain’t doing your job!
Let fall what cannot stand.
September 14, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Let fall what cannot stand.
The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
ALT: The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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September 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Stand tall and strong, heroes of the free world. The tyrants fear you most of all. A chained lion once free will never be chained again!
Slava Ukraini, Heroyam Slava!
Slava Ukraini, Heroyam Slava!
September 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Stand tall and strong, heroes of the free world. The tyrants fear you most of all. A chained lion once free will never be chained again!
Slava Ukraini, Heroyam Slava!
Slava Ukraini, Heroyam Slava!