Koa
@hikerdogkoa.bsky.social
Kinda gay. Sometimes furry. Very goofy. Likes rocks and dogs. Hiking is fun. Single. I eat food.
My scheduled 6 month check in on the hell that is furry social media before I go back and touch grass for another 6 months. K! Bye!
June 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
My scheduled 6 month check in on the hell that is furry social media before I go back and touch grass for another 6 months. K! Bye!
Was doing a holiday family video call when I saw the sky/elm and family made me hang up to take a photo. Well worth it. Appreciate the little things in life. 😍
December 31, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Was doing a holiday family video call when I saw the sky/elm and family made me hang up to take a photo. Well worth it. Appreciate the little things in life. 😍
Sleepy. Kinda sad. Overall blep. Dog walky and a fire in the woodstove are in order I suppose. Gonna be ~15° tonight. Looking forward to a snowy weekend and some brush burning. 👍
November 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Sleepy. Kinda sad. Overall blep. Dog walky and a fire in the woodstove are in order I suppose. Gonna be ~15° tonight. Looking forward to a snowy weekend and some brush burning. 👍
Might move back to Colorado. Might move to Idaho. Should know in a few months.
November 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Might move back to Colorado. Might move to Idaho. Should know in a few months.
If the world gets invaded by aliens:
Normies: Oh no! We're going to be taken over and anal probed!
A Furry: *pop sound of BD being removed* We've been preparing for this moment for years. 🫡
Normies: Oh no! We're going to be taken over and anal probed!
A Furry: *pop sound of BD being removed* We've been preparing for this moment for years. 🫡
November 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM
If the world gets invaded by aliens:
Normies: Oh no! We're going to be taken over and anal probed!
A Furry: *pop sound of BD being removed* We've been preparing for this moment for years. 🫡
Normies: Oh no! We're going to be taken over and anal probed!
A Furry: *pop sound of BD being removed* We've been preparing for this moment for years. 🫡
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Hydrogen Goldmine? According to Scientists, This Billion-Year-Old Rift Could Provide Us a Near-Endless Supply of Natural Hydrogen
Researchers in Nebraska are exploring the Midcontinent Rift's potential to produce renewable, carbon-free hydrogen, possibly meeting energy needs for centuries. Around 1.1 billion years ago, the North...
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November 15, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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October 2, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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LET THEM GO! (Weretober)
October 2, 2024 at 3:17 PM
LET THEM GO! (Weretober)
The perfect Halloween date doesn't exi....
October 1, 2024 at 10:28 PM
The perfect Halloween date doesn't exi....
Therapist: You don't need to wait hand & foot over house guests. I tell mine I'm sleeping in and if they're hungry they can make their own breakfast. If they're overly needy I don't invite them again.
Me: Whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Your can do that?
My abode just turned into a game of Survivor.
Me: Whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Your can do that?
My abode just turned into a game of Survivor.
September 26, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Therapist: You don't need to wait hand & foot over house guests. I tell mine I'm sleeping in and if they're hungry they can make their own breakfast. If they're overly needy I don't invite them again.
Me: Whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Your can do that?
My abode just turned into a game of Survivor.
Me: Whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Your can do that?
My abode just turned into a game of Survivor.
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WereMoose from patreon
September 25, 2024 at 7:11 PM
WereMoose from patreon
Fun grab from RocketFizz. It's actually really good!
September 23, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Fun grab from RocketFizz. It's actually really good!
I accidentally grabbed the Kala Namak Black Salt instead of the regular (not fart) salt and I regret my choices because my morning bowl of pasta (I need to go shopping) tastes like a fart. #VegetarianProblems #VeganProblems
September 10, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I accidentally grabbed the Kala Namak Black Salt instead of the regular (not fart) salt and I regret my choices because my morning bowl of pasta (I need to go shopping) tastes like a fart. #VegetarianProblems #VeganProblems
Telling housemates that if they don't clean I'll be forced to clean in my Daisey Dukes as punishment does not work on fellow gays. My house is much more messy than before.
September 10, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Telling housemates that if they don't clean I'll be forced to clean in my Daisey Dukes as punishment does not work on fellow gays. My house is much more messy than before.
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Good morning!
September 10, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Good morning!
If you call your animal Max, I will be calling them "Maxipad". It was in the fine print of our friendship contract.
September 6, 2024 at 4:26 PM
If you call your animal Max, I will be calling them "Maxipad". It was in the fine print of our friendship contract.
I swear the amount of cortisol in my body is going to be the death of me. I feel like absolute death. 😭
September 5, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I swear the amount of cortisol in my body is going to be the death of me. I feel like absolute death. 😭
C'est incroyable how many new language resources there are since I was in school. I always had so many questions it would drive my teachers crazy. I'm learning more now than I did back in school. Although I'm now forgetting words in English and getting English sentence structure mixed up. 🙄
August 30, 2024 at 3:32 PM
C'est incroyable how many new language resources there are since I was in school. I always had so many questions it would drive my teachers crazy. I'm learning more now than I did back in school. Although I'm now forgetting words in English and getting English sentence structure mixed up. 🙄
Person 1: My boyfriend is broken.
P2: Did you try turning him on and off?
P3: Plugged him in?
Moi: Did you try sticking your finger up his butt?
P2: Did you try turning him on and off?
P3: Plugged him in?
Moi: Did you try sticking your finger up his butt?
August 30, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Person 1: My boyfriend is broken.
P2: Did you try turning him on and off?
P3: Plugged him in?
Moi: Did you try sticking your finger up his butt?
P2: Did you try turning him on and off?
P3: Plugged him in?
Moi: Did you try sticking your finger up his butt?
Sometimes, for fun, I'll send my former roommate random Rule 34 art on abstract things. His reactions are entertaining.
August 28, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Sometimes, for fun, I'll send my former roommate random Rule 34 art on abstract things. His reactions are entertaining.
When you're not sure if it's you or the dog who's gassy.
August 24, 2024 at 11:39 PM
When you're not sure if it's you or the dog who's gassy.
I was going to post some absurd realization I just had but I forgot what it was. Probably a good thing.
August 20, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I was going to post some absurd realization I just had but I forgot what it was. Probably a good thing.
I'm composting manure my neighbor brings me and my parents refer to it as poop play and I don't want to tell them becuase they talk about it so innocent and it just makes me laugh every time.
August 9, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I'm composting manure my neighbor brings me and my parents refer to it as poop play and I don't want to tell them becuase they talk about it so innocent and it just makes me laugh every time.
I very much dislike where I live. Always thought I would like the rural setting, but it's frustratingly lonely and boring. There's only so much hobbies can bring you. *sigh*
August 3, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I very much dislike where I live. Always thought I would like the rural setting, but it's frustratingly lonely and boring. There's only so much hobbies can bring you. *sigh*