Dan Burley
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Looks like someone has ah-ka-kaed his last ah-ka-ka.
Oh, shit. They gave me your mom's Coke by mistake.
August 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Oh, shit. They gave me your mom's Coke by mistake.
Just watched "Masters of the Universe" on a whim. Not bad for a movie based on action figures, but I wish they'd done something to alter Jared Leto's face in some way. Creepy fuck.
August 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Just watched "Masters of the Universe" on a whim. Not bad for a movie based on action figures, but I wish they'd done something to alter Jared Leto's face in some way. Creepy fuck.
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You know that even if a pair of melons wanted to get married in a hurry, they cantaloupe.
August 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
You know that even if a pair of melons wanted to get married in a hurry, they cantaloupe.
When you're pretty sure you've got your shit together, but not remotely pretty sure enough.
![[A notebook page reading as follows]
10:34 AM
IF I DIG TOO DEEP
Grand Rewrite Plan
semi CHRONOLOGICAL BEATS FOR ELIZABETH sorta
* Kitten stuff.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5rbprhtaspj7rheaeu5bjok4/bafkreibbycakqxphag6m2svfurnk5ridqcbtuecvv5oomibunrao6svdqa)
August 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
When you're pretty sure you've got your shit together, but not remotely pretty sure enough.
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Suzanne Vega releases “Luka” 39 years ago this weekend. She said she once received a fan letter about it:
“Dear Suzanne,
Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it.
I thank God 4 U,
Prince”
“Dear Suzanne,
Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it.
I thank God 4 U,
Prince”
May 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Suzanne Vega releases “Luka” 39 years ago this weekend. She said she once received a fan letter about it:
“Dear Suzanne,
Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it.
I thank God 4 U,
Prince”
“Dear Suzanne,
Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it.
I thank God 4 U,
Prince”
Started #Mixtape about half an hour ago, and I already love it. Went into it blind (other than the announce trailer), and I'm glad I did, because I have no idea what to expect.
Also, hello! I'm not dead, I swear!
Also, hello! I'm not dead, I swear!
May 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Started #Mixtape about half an hour ago, and I already love it. Went into it blind (other than the announce trailer), and I'm glad I did, because I have no idea what to expect.
Also, hello! I'm not dead, I swear!
Also, hello! I'm not dead, I swear!
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Bushes
Bushes
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Men2OlderMen
Men2OlderMen
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Confident Mouse
Confident Mouse
May 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Slightly increase a band
Bushes
Bushes
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In my graphic novel, BONES OF THE VOYAGER, an indie film director is stalked by depression in the form of a sarcastic skeleton.
It’s a character-driven comedy w/ hope & heart, for those struggling w/ depression, creativity, or the weight of a world that wasn’t built for you.
bit.ly/botv-graphic...
It’s a character-driven comedy w/ hope & heart, for those struggling w/ depression, creativity, or the weight of a world that wasn’t built for you.
bit.ly/botv-graphic...
April 28, 2026 at 2:58 PM
In my graphic novel, BONES OF THE VOYAGER, an indie film director is stalked by depression in the form of a sarcastic skeleton.
It’s a character-driven comedy w/ hope & heart, for those struggling w/ depression, creativity, or the weight of a world that wasn’t built for you.
bit.ly/botv-graphic...
It’s a character-driven comedy w/ hope & heart, for those struggling w/ depression, creativity, or the weight of a world that wasn’t built for you.
bit.ly/botv-graphic...
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yeah i’m addicted to porn. porn myself an ice cold refreshing ginger ale
April 29, 2026 at 11:53 PM
yeah i’m addicted to porn. porn myself an ice cold refreshing ginger ale
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every other article now is like “Why can’t Nasty Gary, acclaimed Sensual Podcaster, stop using an AI penis pump”
April 26, 2026 at 4:17 AM
every other article now is like “Why can’t Nasty Gary, acclaimed Sensual Podcaster, stop using an AI penis pump”
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Something instead of nothing
April 24, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Something instead of nothing
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Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.
April 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.
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April 18, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/critics-outraged-by-flippant-school-shooting-plotline-in-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
April 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/critics-outraged-by-flippant-school-shooting-plotline-in-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
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>>This is your friendly medical AI. You have run out of life support machine credits.
>>Would you like to purchase another debt package for more credits?
>>I am sorry, I do not understand "uhhhgk" Could you repeat that?
>>Would you like to purchase another debt package for more credits?
>>I am sorry, I do not understand "uhhhgk" Could you repeat that?
April 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
>>This is your friendly medical AI. You have run out of life support machine credits.
>>Would you like to purchase another debt package for more credits?
>>I am sorry, I do not understand "uhhhgk" Could you repeat that?
>>Would you like to purchase another debt package for more credits?
>>I am sorry, I do not understand "uhhhgk" Could you repeat that?
April 5, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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"To do, to don't. That is the not." — Halmet
March 30, 2026 at 4:59 AM
"To do, to don't. That is the not." — Halmet
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A friend shared this today and I relate to it so hard it hurts.
March 20, 2026 at 5:28 PM
A friend shared this today and I relate to it so hard it hurts.
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@manmademoon.bsky.social just found this out in the wild on the Internet and thought “I would not be surprised in the least if this was Dun’s doing!”
March 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
@manmademoon.bsky.social just found this out in the wild on the Internet and thought “I would not be surprised in the least if this was Dun’s doing!”
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what a mess, looks like a bomb went off or something 😬
streaming the finale of RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM now!!
www.twitch.tv/othatsraspbe...
streaming the finale of RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM now!!
www.twitch.tv/othatsraspbe...
March 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
what a mess, looks like a bomb went off or something 😬
streaming the finale of RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM now!!
www.twitch.tv/othatsraspbe...
streaming the finale of RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM now!!
www.twitch.tv/othatsraspbe...
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These champagne flutes of room temperature milk make Beavis and Butthead look like Marie and Pierre Curie
March 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
These champagne flutes of room temperature milk make Beavis and Butthead look like Marie and Pierre Curie
It was 85 degrees yesterday. It's supposed to get down to 32 overnight tonight.
W H A T T H E F U C K I N G F U C K!?
W H A T T H E F U C K I N G F U C K!?
March 12, 2026 at 12:08 PM
It was 85 degrees yesterday. It's supposed to get down to 32 overnight tonight.
W H A T T H E F U C K I N G F U C K!?
W H A T T H E F U C K I N G F U C K!?