HimWithTheFace
@himwiththeface.bsky.social
Walking talking cry for help
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yeah it's "Garfield"
August 8, 2026 at 7:41 AM
yeah it's "Garfield"
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I say fuck so i don't have to decide between "frick" or "frig" in the heat of the moment
August 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I say fuck so i don't have to decide between "frick" or "frig" in the heat of the moment
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My Four Years Old son just asked me "papa why is it called Greenwich mean time and not Greenwich nice time" I don't know son. I just don't know. he's only Three years old
July 29, 2026 at 12:59 AM
My Four Years Old son just asked me "papa why is it called Greenwich mean time and not Greenwich nice time" I don't know son. I just don't know. he's only Three years old
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Everythingz Coming Up Burgershit
July 27, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Everythingz Coming Up Burgershit
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the "geniuses" at the applestore airdropped thousands of images of pig diarrhea onto my ipad
July 27, 2026 at 4:31 PM
the "geniuses" at the applestore airdropped thousands of images of pig diarrhea onto my ipad
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cookin up a fresh batch o wigglies! (sperm) #bakingcommunity #cum
July 26, 2026 at 7:04 PM
cookin up a fresh batch o wigglies! (sperm) #bakingcommunity #cum
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lowered the Grinch by chains into a vat of 10% hydrochloric acid and when I dredged him back up he was a businessman named Mark covered in skin burns
July 26, 2026 at 6:26 PM
lowered the Grinch by chains into a vat of 10% hydrochloric acid and when I dredged him back up he was a businessman named Mark covered in skin burns
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We can't know how this happened. We Can't Know
lowered the Grinch by chains into a vat of 10% hydrochloric acid and when I dredged him back up he was a businessman named Mark covered in skin burns
July 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
We can't know how this happened. We Can't Know
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
July 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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involuntary auto-erotic circumcision
July 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
involuntary auto-erotic circumcision
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gonna irl softlock myself by pouring chloroform on my pillow before bed
July 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
gonna irl softlock myself by pouring chloroform on my pillow before bed
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all money should have to be coins, no notes or bank accounts. you have to pile it up in a physical location that I can break into with a big sack
July 21, 2026 at 10:09 AM
all money should have to be coins, no notes or bank accounts. you have to pile it up in a physical location that I can break into with a big sack
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#breakingnews MITCH MCCONNELL HAS BEEN KILLED AFTER DEPLOYING A CLAYMORE MINE THE WRONG WAY AROUND
July 21, 2026 at 10:13 AM
#breakingnews MITCH MCCONNELL HAS BEEN KILLED AFTER DEPLOYING A CLAYMORE MINE THE WRONG WAY AROUND
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I'm taking things day by day (kleptomaniac)
July 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I'm taking things day by day (kleptomaniac)
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guys ann widdicombe is fine shes been sending me tiktoks
July 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
guys ann widdicombe is fine shes been sending me tiktoks
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who Messy?
July 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
who Messy?
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my 43 year old son just asked me when @ingramfrizer is going to leave us alone. i just don't know son. I just don't know
Bunger
July 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
my 43 year old son just asked me when @ingramfrizer is going to leave us alone. i just don't know son. I just don't know
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call me corvid the way I just jackdawff
July 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
call me corvid the way I just jackdawff
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experiencing three simultaneous orgasms from the three hot babes giving me three simultaneous blowjobs
July 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
experiencing three simultaneous orgasms from the three hot babes giving me three simultaneous blowjobs
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squirting is real but the public knows not of the many risks and dangers
July 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
squirting is real but the public knows not of the many risks and dangers