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'I'm boiling.'
'I'm freezing.'
'I'm freezing.'
September 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
'I'm boiling.'
'I'm freezing.'
'I'm freezing.'
You guys have to understand that despite your differences, there's a lot you two have in common.
September 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
You guys have to understand that despite your differences, there's a lot you two have in common.
'Well, at least you have a last name. And a cool outfit, and a backstory...'
'I was 11! And don't read too deeply into it. All of this is just borderline plagiarism of whatever books and movies I was into at the time.'
'I was 11! And don't read too deeply into it. All of this is just borderline plagiarism of whatever books and movies I was into at the time.'
September 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
'Well, at least you have a last name. And a cool outfit, and a backstory...'
'I was 11! And don't read too deeply into it. All of this is just borderline plagiarism of whatever books and movies I was into at the time.'
'I was 11! And don't read too deeply into it. All of this is just borderline plagiarism of whatever books and movies I was into at the time.'
'You can't kill me.'
'Maybe not in here. But out there, in the real world, where you're completely defenseless? That's another story.'
'Maybe not in here. But out there, in the real world, where you're completely defenseless? That's another story.'
September 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
'You can't kill me.'
'Maybe not in here. But out there, in the real world, where you're completely defenseless? That's another story.'
'Maybe not in here. But out there, in the real world, where you're completely defenseless? That's another story.'
First off, Hope always finds a way out. Always. And second, even if she didn't, don't you think that's a little... biblical?
September 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
First off, Hope always finds a way out. Always. And second, even if she didn't, don't you think that's a little... biblical?
'What are you doing?'
'Looking for you.'
'Looking for you.'
September 18, 2026 at 2:26 PM
'What are you doing?'
'Looking for you.'
'Looking for you.'
Lizzie and I will find a way to keep the Croatoan busy.
September 18, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Lizzie and I will find a way to keep the Croatoan busy.
I mean, for the two of you not to be talking to each other just because you're competing for the love of the same garden gnome... I think we're more evolved than that as women.
September 18, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I mean, for the two of you not to be talking to each other just because you're competing for the love of the same garden gnome... I think we're more evolved than that as women.
'Lizzie, where are we going?'
'You are a ticking time bomb. I'm gonna show you how to take care of it before you hurt someone, or worse, cost us the pageant.'
'You are a ticking time bomb. I'm gonna show you how to take care of it before you hurt someone, or worse, cost us the pageant.'
September 18, 2026 at 11:26 AM
'Lizzie, where are we going?'
'You are a ticking time bomb. I'm gonna show you how to take care of it before you hurt someone, or worse, cost us the pageant.'
'You are a ticking time bomb. I'm gonna show you how to take care of it before you hurt someone, or worse, cost us the pageant.'
I've been in a dark place. If I'd known about a weapon that could hurt Hope, I might have done something awful.
September 18, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I've been in a dark place. If I'd known about a weapon that could hurt Hope, I might have done something awful.
'Maybe there isn't only one way everything has to happen. We don't exist for just one path.'
'And we don't exist for just one boy.'
'And we don't exist for just one boy.'
September 18, 2026 at 9:26 AM
'Maybe there isn't only one way everything has to happen. We don't exist for just one path.'
'And we don't exist for just one boy.'
'And we don't exist for just one boy.'
Whoa. I know that we just met, but there's no way that we are gonna let that happen.
September 18, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Whoa. I know that we just met, but there's no way that we are gonna let that happen.
And how many times have you put us all in grave, life-threatening danger? It's a wash, Hope. And the truth is, you're only there for us when you need something.
September 18, 2026 at 7:26 AM
And how many times have you put us all in grave, life-threatening danger? It's a wash, Hope. And the truth is, you're only there for us when you need something.
'You remember that tree the three of us sprouted together right before you transitioned?'
'Let me guess. It was an oak tree.'
'Red oak, actually. Kind of beautiful.'
'And this thing can kill a Tribrid?'
'Let me guess. It was an oak tree.'
'Red oak, actually. Kind of beautiful.'
'And this thing can kill a Tribrid?'
September 18, 2026 at 6:26 AM
'You remember that tree the three of us sprouted together right before you transitioned?'
'Let me guess. It was an oak tree.'
'Red oak, actually. Kind of beautiful.'
'And this thing can kill a Tribrid?'
'Let me guess. It was an oak tree.'
'Red oak, actually. Kind of beautiful.'
'And this thing can kill a Tribrid?'
If she still wants to kill me, the safest place I can be is right here next to you.
September 18, 2026 at 5:27 AM
If she still wants to kill me, the safest place I can be is right here next to you.
Well, at least one thing is clear. You certainly put the "ass" in "astral projection."
September 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Well, at least one thing is clear. You certainly put the "ass" in "astral projection."
Lizzie, um, I appreciate it, I really do, but I already know what my problem is, is that I have a dark side I can't get rid of.
September 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Lizzie, um, I appreciate it, I really do, but I already know what my problem is, is that I have a dark side I can't get rid of.
If I'm right, which I am, our win probability is still at 87%. Even after that abysmal rehearsal.
September 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If I'm right, which I am, our win probability is still at 87%. Even after that abysmal rehearsal.
What you said before, about destiny, you were right.
September 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
What you said before, about destiny, you were right.
'And what about Landon?'
'Took longer than I expected, but there it is. Does someone else want to tell her, or should I?'
'Took longer than I expected, but there it is. Does someone else want to tell her, or should I?'
September 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
'And what about Landon?'
'Took longer than I expected, but there it is. Does someone else want to tell her, or should I?'
'Took longer than I expected, but there it is. Does someone else want to tell her, or should I?'
'Can't believe you got bamboozled by this old thing.'
'Humanity-off Me was, um, reckless.'
'Humanity-off Me was, um, reckless.'
September 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
'Can't believe you got bamboozled by this old thing.'
'Humanity-off Me was, um, reckless.'
'Humanity-off Me was, um, reckless.'
I wonder what Hope's up to. I bet she saved Landon already, and the world.
September 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I wonder what Hope's up to. I bet she saved Landon already, and the world.
If she still wants to kill me, the safest place I can be is right here next to you.
September 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
If she still wants to kill me, the safest place I can be is right here next to you.
You know? I actually feel a lot better.
September 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
You know? I actually feel a lot better.
'Did our saving the galaxy together mean nothing to you?'
'Actually, it meant everything.'
'Actually, it meant everything.'
September 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
'Did our saving the galaxy together mean nothing to you?'
'Actually, it meant everything.'
'Actually, it meant everything.'