Hober Mallow
@hmallow.bsky.social
Former conman. Climber, skier, kinkster, inventor of the high-speed, detachable rope tow. Left-of-center skeptical grouch.
If you (and you know I mean specifically you lol) haven’t dripped on them once or twice, you’re not trying!
October 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
If you (and you know I mean specifically you lol) haven’t dripped on them once or twice, you’re not trying!
(1) bespeckled is one of those English-PhD words (2) sweat and stink is part of the implied contract.
October 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
(1) bespeckled is one of those English-PhD words (2) sweat and stink is part of the implied contract.
Are you just going to keep adding one more eyeball lol
October 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Are you just going to keep adding one more eyeball lol
Might have certain advantages
October 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Might have certain advantages
We should go there more often
October 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
We should go there more often
If I follow you over there you’ll see my horrible pics from 5 years ago 🧐
October 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
If I follow you over there you’ll see my horrible pics from 5 years ago 🧐
Anyone who disagrees with me is literally Hitler
October 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Anyone who disagrees with me is literally Hitler
She’s got two strikes against you—AI and masks
September 24, 2026 at 1:42 PM
She’s got two strikes against you—AI and masks
Careful. You’re summoning Taylor
September 24, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Careful. You’re summoning Taylor
The nail polish remover in the background? Why not just drink that
September 20, 2026 at 12:22 PM
The nail polish remover in the background? Why not just drink that
I would if I could, but that account is also suspended now.
This account also appears to be a catfish — it’s sending me DMs.
x.com/missalexxxi?...
This account also appears to be a catfish — it’s sending me DMs.
x.com/missalexxxi?...
M I S S X A l E X X X I A|| NYC (@MissAlexxxi) on X
📍9 NYC.
Mean Latina Vampire. Twisted Mental Control. I turn broken boys into obedient toys. 10 Yrs K!nk Exp. $50 to DM.
x.com
September 19, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I would if I could, but that account is also suspended now.
This account also appears to be a catfish — it’s sending me DMs.
x.com/missalexxxi?...
This account also appears to be a catfish — it’s sending me DMs.
x.com/missalexxxi?...
Meh, she lost the most winnable race. Best thing she can do for our chances to win is bow out.
September 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Meh, she lost the most winnable race. Best thing she can do for our chances to win is bow out.
That and Die Hard.
September 12, 2026 at 8:02 AM
That and Die Hard.
The only Pratchett TV I’ve seen is the Hogfather adaptation. We caught that when we were over in Ireland more than a decade ago, so I’m not sure if it’s available here.
September 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The only Pratchett TV I’ve seen is the Hogfather adaptation. We caught that when we were over in Ireland more than a decade ago, so I’m not sure if it’s available here.
How did I not know about this
September 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
How did I not know about this
“Disavow your family ties or we’ll ostracize you from politics” is about as bigoted as it gets
August 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
“Disavow your family ties or we’ll ostracize you from politics” is about as bigoted as it gets
(Digs down through 2 months of Snow Skeets because I didn’t bookmark this the first time around)
August 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
(Digs down through 2 months of Snow Skeets because I didn’t bookmark this the first time around)
Reading between the lines, he’s saying that Jews are nothing special
August 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Reading between the lines, he’s saying that Jews are nothing special
Looking back into the history of this and I’m still confused bsky.app/profile/hmal...
Omg she put Taylor Lorenz on her list of government sellouts 🤡
July 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Looking back into the history of this and I’m still confused bsky.app/profile/hmal...