Anne 🍂
@hoaxprophecy.bsky.social
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Swiftie | Carpenter | Gracie Abrams | marvel | 2003 unbearable | hoax and the bolter enthusiast |
Swiftie | Carpenter | Gracie Abrams | marvel | 2003 unbearable | hoax and the bolter enthusiast |
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Anne 🍂
@hoaxprophecy.bsky.social
· Nov 22
My anxiety is not built for this
Chat real talk if a guy keeps feeding you bacon, starts giving you countdowns for when the next batch will be done, and keeps teasing you about bacon and you tell him to stop making it to see less of you and he keeps making more and telling you about it… that doesn’t mean anything… right?
April 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Chat real talk if a guy keeps feeding you bacon, starts giving you countdowns for when the next batch will be done, and keeps teasing you about bacon and you tell him to stop making it to see less of you and he keeps making more and telling you about it… that doesn’t mean anything… right?
Context: at work a guy who I used to work with in a different department called me a mouse as I was walking through his department’s back room his exact words when he saw me was “ah I thought I heard a mouse”
If I guy were to call you a mouse how would you take it
April 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Context: at work a guy who I used to work with in a different department called me a mouse as I was walking through his department’s back room his exact words when he saw me was “ah I thought I heard a mouse”
If I guy were to call you a mouse how would you take it
April 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If I guy were to call you a mouse how would you take it
Upon further reflection they just make no sense
Y’all either I’m dumb as hell with men or they truly make so sense
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Upon further reflection they just make no sense
Y’all either I’m dumb as hell with men or they truly make so sense
April 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Y’all either I’m dumb as hell with men or they truly make so sense
The thrilling conclusion nobody asked for: they refunded me half and shipped one (1). So… yay? Guess my sister and I get split custody of it.
November 24, 2024 at 6:45 AM
The thrilling conclusion nobody asked for: they refunded me half and shipped one (1). So… yay? Guess my sister and I get split custody of it.
To be fair it did allow me to buy two and I have the order confirmation I’m just panicking now
I’m so scared they’re going to cancel my order because I got one for me and one for my sister BEFORE I read the fine print that said “limit 1 per order”. I saw the snow globe panicked and added 2 to my cart and hit check out
November 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
To be fair it did allow me to buy two and I have the order confirmation I’m just panicking now
My anxiety is not built for this
November 22, 2024 at 5:10 PM
My anxiety is not built for this
I’m so scared they’re going to cancel my order because I got one for me and one for my sister BEFORE I read the fine print that said “limit 1 per order”. I saw the snow globe panicked and added 2 to my cart and hit check out
November 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I’m so scared they’re going to cancel my order because I got one for me and one for my sister BEFORE I read the fine print that said “limit 1 per order”. I saw the snow globe panicked and added 2 to my cart and hit check out
Love this 🩶 jealous of everyone who got hoax lyrics though
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Love this 🩶 jealous of everyone who got hoax lyrics though
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Taylor Swift's folklore as your birthchart!! 🍃
Please rt for visibility! 🩶
This album is so special, you really cannot lose here!
Please rt for visibility! 🩶
This album is so special, you really cannot lose here!
November 20, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Taylor Swift's folklore as your birthchart!! 🍃
Please rt for visibility! 🩶
This album is so special, you really cannot lose here!
Please rt for visibility! 🩶
This album is so special, you really cannot lose here!
She’s free loading tonight
My sister got offended that she wasn’t handed the bill at dinner and I was 💀
November 21, 2024 at 12:43 AM
She’s free loading tonight
My sister got offended that she wasn’t handed the bill at dinner and I was 💀
November 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
My sister got offended that she wasn’t handed the bill at dinner and I was 💀
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our invisible string has tied us together as wives ❤️ we eloped this week to ensure our marriage was secure and official before the next presidency. I’ve never been more full of joy in my life.
the eras tour brought us together & we will forever be grateful to taylor for giving us eternal daylight.
the eras tour brought us together & we will forever be grateful to taylor for giving us eternal daylight.
November 15, 2024 at 3:05 PM
our invisible string has tied us together as wives ❤️ we eloped this week to ensure our marriage was secure and official before the next presidency. I’ve never been more full of joy in my life.
the eras tour brought us together & we will forever be grateful to taylor for giving us eternal daylight.
the eras tour brought us together & we will forever be grateful to taylor for giving us eternal daylight.
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Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
November 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
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excited to share my #embroidery projects on here and hopefully get some more eyes on them 🥹 starting off strong with a recent fave, #taylorswift in plaid at the vmas!
November 14, 2024 at 6:07 AM
excited to share my #embroidery projects on here and hopefully get some more eyes on them 🥹 starting off strong with a recent fave, #taylorswift in plaid at the vmas!
Might just wait till Black Friday/cyber Monday to see if they put anything on a decent sale
November 13, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Might just wait till Black Friday/cyber Monday to see if they put anything on a decent sale
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been thinking about this thing i made a while back but never shared publicly because i never had anywhere to share it
November 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
been thinking about this thing i made a while back but never shared publicly because i never had anywhere to share it
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THE STADIUM IS HER RUNWAY I SWEAR
November 10, 2024 at 5:07 PM
THE STADIUM IS HER RUNWAY I SWEAR
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KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS!!!! she’s THERE!!!!!!
November 10, 2024 at 5:03 PM
KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS!!!! she’s THERE!!!!!!
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it’s going to be 50 years from now and well still be getting new snl outtakes
November 10, 2024 at 5:01 AM
it’s going to be 50 years from now and well still be getting new snl outtakes
Sorry in advance for taking a minute to follow people back! I was at work and unable to. If I haven’t followed anyone back yet please let me know!
November 9, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Sorry in advance for taking a minute to follow people back! I was at work and unable to. If I haven’t followed anyone back yet please let me know!
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gracie abrams starter pack !!
reply if you’d like to be added 💛
make sure you retweet as well to pass it along!
go.bsky.app/P8TUuxW
reply if you’d like to be added 💛
make sure you retweet as well to pass it along!
go.bsky.app/P8TUuxW
November 8, 2024 at 1:59 AM
gracie abrams starter pack !!
reply if you’d like to be added 💛
make sure you retweet as well to pass it along!
go.bsky.app/P8TUuxW
reply if you’d like to be added 💛
make sure you retweet as well to pass it along!
go.bsky.app/P8TUuxW
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Reply and repost to be in my swiftie starter pack! 🩷
go.bsky.app/F5d7Zkd
go.bsky.app/F5d7Zkd
November 8, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Reply and repost to be in my swiftie starter pack! 🩷
go.bsky.app/F5d7Zkd
go.bsky.app/F5d7Zkd