hobodemon
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hobodemon
@hobodemon.bsky.social
A miserable pile of secrets, broken upon eighteen wheels for the crime of pursuing alchemy rather than a trade
Apparently when rebarreling a PS90 as an SBR, that one spring that went flying off goes back on in between the new barrel nut and the receiver, not between the barrel and the identical hole at the other end of the receiver. Nearly made like Daffy hunting an errant 'roo.
May 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
One of these days, Stephen Miller's gonna show up to work acting professional, speaking like an adult, new barcode tattoo on the back of his head, and someone's going to find seashells on the beach spelling out 2209
May 1, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Need to get caught up on my podcast feed.
You know things are bad when your normally "gotta pay for roads and social security" ass is convinced to go full Ayn Rand "park your tax obligations in high yield savings accounts until tax day" by the endorsement of Siri Dahl.
April 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
...are there any good quick ways to get into work helping lawyers working for the right side of the law in these troubled times?
My qualifications are my dad's a lawyer and my mom's Irish, so I've inherited from both sides a tendency to respond to questions with further uninvited questions.
January 31, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The eternal Tiny Tim, still dancing through the night,
A hundred screenplays later, he still does not die,
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley,
Patty Hearst heard the burst of Tiny Tim's Thompson gun and bought it
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guys only want one thing, and if the idea of being born Diogenes of Sinope disgusts you so much it'd probably be for the best if you stick to Platonic friendships
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bizarro Chicago-style Bloody Mary: served in a mug, made with Malort, served topped with whipped cream, chocolate, grated nutmeg.
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
(I got the night off work, because I have orientation for jury duty in the morning, so I'm being more active, but I'm simultaneously torn by the perverse incentive that now more than ever is no time to leave jury duty to people too dumb to get out of it,)
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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can't sleep so i went back, threw in opacity fades at the beginning and end, and added subtitles and some other images. probably gonna throw this up on youtube tomorrow because at this point why not, it's a Real Video
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
"From the meanest creature one departs wiser, richer, more conscious of one's blessings."
Samuel Beckett, 1953, Waiting for Godzilla
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hi, trucker here.
Some routes involve driving someplace, and waiting for someone with whom you'll trade trailers, and taking your lunch while you wait. When I was on that kind of route, I'd use a kettle while parked to make ramen or buldak.
They need to make a 12v sous vide adaptor.
Now that you say it, that’s obviously it. Still, “boiling water while driving” is, at best, a high-risk medium-reward idea
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.

RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I did not vote yesterday, but I have an excuse!
Our gubernatorial election's next year.
Ohio, mirai saiko
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
So...I'm about to be on jury duty for a session. And it has me in something of a state.
Because my profession precludes most forms of activism, and I've just been locked into a state of learned helplessness for as long as I existed before being a person.
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future

now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
es jueves mis güyes
October 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
@funranium.bsky.social
Latest Tech Ingredients video seems to demand your input regarding laser safety. Lots of fun targets getting lased, but not a lot of respirator use.
youtu.be/BkbVeA4Lejc?...
You helped but we CAN'T STOP THIS LASER!
YouTube video by Tech Ingredients
youtu.be
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Weeks like these remind me of my training back when I worked at Amazon: If it's yellow, you're a dehydrated fellow. If it's brown, you're in rhabdo town.
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM