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Carl
@hobomaster.bsky.social
He/him. Hockey, politics, and animal rescue.
Stars fans... Is the Rantanen/Stankoven trade us being on the wrong end of the Eriksson/Seguin trade this time? 😬
June 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Logan Stankoven segment before the game started 😭
June 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Short King power move making Carrier squat awkwardly so Stanky can get his arm on top. Then he's barely got his feet on the ground. He could swing in the air like a little kid 😂😂😂
May 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
One playoff series from the Stars being the Top Playoff Loser (team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the Stanley Cup winner)! We still feeling like our window is open? 😬😬😬
May 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Whelp.

After the year Minneapolis had, I wish them luck once the Folignos trip over each other and miss the rest of the playoffs.
May 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Wtf is Jamie doing out there in a 6-on-5?
May 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Brutal
May 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Well that didn't take long
May 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Bourque Bourque Bourque !!!!
a woman in a chef 's hat is holding a spoon in her mouth
ALT: a woman in a chef 's hat is holding a spoon in her mouth
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May 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
A FIVE-ON-FIVE GOAL? IN THIS ECONOMY‽
May 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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The most boom-and-bust-y team in the whole league at 5v5.
May 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Neutral zone referee call alert
May 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Front ref was 10ft from it, why the hell is the back ref calling a penalty?
May 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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April 30, 2026 at 5:44 AM
In an *elimination game*‽
May 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
86 17

*Minnesota State Troopers kick down my door*
May 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Oof
April 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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April 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
@victoryplustv.bsky.social your camera work has forced me to ESPN
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Anyone else notice the main game camera seems to be moving a *lot*? It's making me dizzy. Either they have a new cameraman who doesn't know how to anticipate the play well or they've got AI controlling it (poorly).
April 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Short king Stanky killing it in Carolina!
April 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Had to mute Russo. There's being a home team reporter and then there's whatever that is.
April 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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April 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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April 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM