Hoe Sausage
@hoesausage.bsky.social
twenty two whole years of abject misery
I’m here to complain. Also for the gay NSFW art. Don’t @ me.
I’m here to complain. Also for the gay NSFW art. Don’t @ me.
sleepy joe sleepy trump sleepy mcconnell sleepy schumer sleepy everyone. if anyones got some pneumonia-addled lungs on hand can yall please give em up to these old fuckers so we can finally get these goddamn fossils out of capitol hill. and yeah if you keep voting for them fuck you too. bitch.
October 18, 2026 at 8:08 AM
sleepy joe sleepy trump sleepy mcconnell sleepy schumer sleepy everyone. if anyones got some pneumonia-addled lungs on hand can yall please give em up to these old fuckers so we can finally get these goddamn fossils out of capitol hill. and yeah if you keep voting for them fuck you too. bitch.
“Universal healthcare isn’t ‘free’, it’s taxpayer funded!!”
and?
“It’s too expensive too implement!”
no?
“People will take advantage of it!”
and?
“It’ll make our systems worse!”
no?
“I don’t wanna pay for my neighbors healthcare!”
ok so just say you’re a fuckin piece of shit weirdo you bum
and?
“It’s too expensive too implement!”
no?
“People will take advantage of it!”
and?
“It’ll make our systems worse!”
no?
“I don’t wanna pay for my neighbors healthcare!”
ok so just say you’re a fuckin piece of shit weirdo you bum
September 22, 2026 at 6:39 AM
“Universal healthcare isn’t ‘free’, it’s taxpayer funded!!”
and?
“It’s too expensive too implement!”
no?
“People will take advantage of it!”
and?
“It’ll make our systems worse!”
no?
“I don’t wanna pay for my neighbors healthcare!”
ok so just say you’re a fuckin piece of shit weirdo you bum
and?
“It’s too expensive too implement!”
no?
“People will take advantage of it!”
and?
“It’ll make our systems worse!”
no?
“I don’t wanna pay for my neighbors healthcare!”
ok so just say you’re a fuckin piece of shit weirdo you bum
EVERYBODY can go SRAIGHT to hell on THIS day. “they don’t mean me” SPECIFICALLY i mean you, BITCH. fuck you AND your forehead. HOE. BITCH. WHORE.
September 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
EVERYBODY can go SRAIGHT to hell on THIS day. “they don’t mean me” SPECIFICALLY i mean you, BITCH. fuck you AND your forehead. HOE. BITCH. WHORE.
anyways for yall hoes that wear glasses all the time do y’all ever get “i hallucinated and thought my glasses were still on” tired or is that just a me thing
September 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
anyways for yall hoes that wear glasses all the time do y’all ever get “i hallucinated and thought my glasses were still on” tired or is that just a me thing
AHAAAAAAA YES!!! THEY GOT HIM! THEY FUCKIN’ GOT GRAHAM!!!! GLORAYYY!! PRAISE BE!!
July 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
AHAAAAAAA YES!!! THEY GOT HIM! THEY FUCKIN’ GOT GRAHAM!!!! GLORAYYY!! PRAISE BE!!
250 years is a long time tbh… we might be due for a refresh. in other words somebody take that orange man out before the dementia does it for him thanks.
July 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
250 years is a long time tbh… we might be due for a refresh. in other words somebody take that orange man out before the dementia does it for him thanks.
to donald john trump, president of the united states of america;
jump off a cliff and hit every single rock boulder and pebble on your way down and then die painfully. thanks.
jump off a cliff and hit every single rock boulder and pebble on your way down and then die painfully. thanks.
June 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
to donald john trump, president of the united states of america;
jump off a cliff and hit every single rock boulder and pebble on your way down and then die painfully. thanks.
jump off a cliff and hit every single rock boulder and pebble on your way down and then die painfully. thanks.
finna pull mad opium trade. in a poly relationship with opium trade and fat trade. are u trade , are u trade? this how i b talkin in front of trade. me when i see emo trade. fat trade. when trade say he only into latinas. white fat opium trade. wait why i just noticed lucki fat and opium trade?
June 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
finna pull mad opium trade. in a poly relationship with opium trade and fat trade. are u trade , are u trade? this how i b talkin in front of trade. me when i see emo trade. fat trade. when trade say he only into latinas. white fat opium trade. wait why i just noticed lucki fat and opium trade?
yes i’m still here being generally fucking annoyed at everything and i hope that every politician at every level of government gets dysentary and bumble foot.
May 25, 2026 at 7:54 PM
yes i’m still here being generally fucking annoyed at everything and i hope that every politician at every level of government gets dysentary and bumble foot.
the man has dementia.
i won’t be elaborating on a motherfucking thing.
i won’t be elaborating on a motherfucking thing.
January 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
the man has dementia.
i won’t be elaborating on a motherfucking thing.
i won’t be elaborating on a motherfucking thing.
are we dead serious.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
are we dead serious.
to the whole of congress may you find karma and/or a bullet and quick. fucking with real ppls lives for shits and gigs, cheering when that fuckass man finally gave the vote yalls ass needed to do the same shit youve been doing. eat shit and die tomorrow.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
to the whole of congress may you find karma and/or a bullet and quick. fucking with real ppls lives for shits and gigs, cheering when that fuckass man finally gave the vote yalls ass needed to do the same shit youve been doing. eat shit and die tomorrow.
mamdani won, prop 50 passed, cheney died and now some random ass man done been raptured in the oval office cameras rolling. its a damn good day honestly
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
mamdani won, prop 50 passed, cheney died and now some random ass man done been raptured in the oval office cameras rolling. its a damn good day honestly
so i guess aint nary one of us getting up to that eternal kingdom or whatchacallit.
September 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
so i guess aint nary one of us getting up to that eternal kingdom or whatchacallit.
charlie kirk’s killing is the headline the right needed to start their attack against us with near complete impunity from the public.
it’s a pr nightmare for the left. it’s a massive pr win for fascism. tread lightly.
it’s a pr nightmare for the left. it’s a massive pr win for fascism. tread lightly.
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
charlie kirk’s killing is the headline the right needed to start their attack against us with near complete impunity from the public.
it’s a pr nightmare for the left. it’s a massive pr win for fascism. tread lightly.
it’s a pr nightmare for the left. it’s a massive pr win for fascism. tread lightly.
im browsing what porn i want to have saved to my hidden album while waiting on adhd test results. that’s about where im at mentally.
August 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
im browsing what porn i want to have saved to my hidden album while waiting on adhd test results. that’s about where im at mentally.
mr x toon died and my entire month is RUINED. fuck all yall im getting ice cream and barricading myself in my room.
August 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
mr x toon died and my entire month is RUINED. fuck all yall im getting ice cream and barricading myself in my room.
school starts up soon. that means my patience is low and my pettiness is high. good luck soldiers cuz you don’t stand a fucking chance
August 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
school starts up soon. that means my patience is low and my pettiness is high. good luck soldiers cuz you don’t stand a fucking chance
i will be taking submissions for hole pic judgement at this time.
i will rate it out of 5 stars, one each for hygiene, composition, pose, setting and one bonus one if i feel like it.
i will not elaborate on my judgements nor break them down. good luck man whores.
i will rate it out of 5 stars, one each for hygiene, composition, pose, setting and one bonus one if i feel like it.
i will not elaborate on my judgements nor break them down. good luck man whores.
July 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i will be taking submissions for hole pic judgement at this time.
i will rate it out of 5 stars, one each for hygiene, composition, pose, setting and one bonus one if i feel like it.
i will not elaborate on my judgements nor break them down. good luck man whores.
i will rate it out of 5 stars, one each for hygiene, composition, pose, setting and one bonus one if i feel like it.
i will not elaborate on my judgements nor break them down. good luck man whores.
it’s 2am and i want a burger from a restaurant that closed 4 hours ago.
fuck. me. sideways.
fuck. me. sideways.
July 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
it’s 2am and i want a burger from a restaurant that closed 4 hours ago.
fuck. me. sideways.
fuck. me. sideways.
so i tried smoking for the first time with those prop cigarettes they use in movies. safe to say it’s defo not my thing, the aftertaste alone is just NASTY.
July 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
so i tried smoking for the first time with those prop cigarettes they use in movies. safe to say it’s defo not my thing, the aftertaste alone is just NASTY.
unless you got investments in this coochie i don’t give a singular fuck what you think
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
unless you got investments in this coochie i don’t give a singular fuck what you think
you know what? fuck it, let me start some bullshit today. the barbz stay defending their has been fave and her pedo husband and for what? so she can drop another diss track about someone who never had beef with her to begin with? please, pay your dealer back ho and leave the real queens alone.
July 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
you know what? fuck it, let me start some bullshit today. the barbz stay defending their has been fave and her pedo husband and for what? so she can drop another diss track about someone who never had beef with her to begin with? please, pay your dealer back ho and leave the real queens alone.
im not in the mood today i fear
July 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
im not in the mood today i fear
July 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM