aspartame angel
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guy who just came and doesn’t yet know about refractory periods: “i think i’m asexual now.”
September 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
guy who just came and doesn’t yet know about refractory periods: “i think i’m asexual now.”
mother teresa could dunk
September 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
mother teresa could dunk
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travis tritt uses midi banjos
September 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
travis tritt uses midi banjos
Shano being the coolest
August 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Shano being the coolest
every time life gets tough, i remember the wise words in this video
August 24, 2026 at 4:35 AM
every time life gets tough, i remember the wise words in this video
from now on when i want to see someone’s feet, i’m saying this:
August 24, 2026 at 2:46 AM
from now on when i want to see someone’s feet, i’m saying this:
from now on whenever i want someone to spill the tea i’m saying this
August 24, 2026 at 2:45 AM
from now on whenever i want someone to spill the tea i’m saying this
mike ditka selling diamonds: da beers
August 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
mike ditka selling diamonds: da beers
DID YOU KNOW?
The first and middle initials in J.M. Smucker’s name stand for Jersey Mike’s!
Wow!!
The first and middle initials in J.M. Smucker’s name stand for Jersey Mike’s!
Wow!!
August 10, 2026 at 12:13 PM
DID YOU KNOW?
The first and middle initials in J.M. Smucker’s name stand for Jersey Mike’s!
Wow!!
The first and middle initials in J.M. Smucker’s name stand for Jersey Mike’s!
Wow!!
daddy’s psyche hurts
August 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
daddy’s psyche hurts
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*rapper in the far flung dystopian future where credit score has been replaced by farts*
martin scorsese
my fartin score crazy
martin scorsese
my fartin score crazy
August 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
*rapper in the far flung dystopian future where credit score has been replaced by farts*
martin scorsese
my fartin score crazy
martin scorsese
my fartin score crazy
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We wrote you some songs and The Gnarly Desk folks were kind enough to make you this video. Enjoy. youtu.be/tdBRnErUX5E?...
Gnarly Desk 5: Afterlife Crisis
YouTube video by The Gnarled String
youtu.be
August 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
We wrote you some songs and The Gnarly Desk folks were kind enough to make you this video. Enjoy. youtu.be/tdBRnErUX5E?...
girl why would you take him back to texas when you know his ex is there??? you deserve this
August 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
girl why would you take him back to texas when you know his ex is there??? you deserve this
late night cottage cheese, don’t mind if i do
July 30, 2026 at 5:29 AM
late night cottage cheese, don’t mind if i do
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call my girl a hemi cause when she let me see her double chambers i’m combustin
July 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
call my girl a hemi cause when she let me see her double chambers i’m combustin
i won’t stop playing astronaut in the ocean when me and ambyr are in the car, and between the pigeon forge traffic and that song, i think she may finally kill me
July 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i won’t stop playing astronaut in the ocean when me and ambyr are in the car, and between the pigeon forge traffic and that song, i think she may finally kill me
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i am freshly grinding peppers you've never even heard of the color of in my spare time
July 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
i am freshly grinding peppers you've never even heard of the color of in my spare time
mitch
every Reddit post that’s like “here’s how I only work 2-4 hours at week at my full-time job” YEAH THE PEOPLE WHO WORK WITH YOU FUCKING KNOW YOU ARE MAKING OUR LIVES HELL
July 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
mitch
unsuccessfully trying to lift up my friend with just two fingers: “wet as a whistle, dry as a bone, wet as a whistle, dry as a bone”
July 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
unsuccessfully trying to lift up my friend with just two fingers: “wet as a whistle, dry as a bone, wet as a whistle, dry as a bone”
me, mad as hell, arms crossed, through my interpreter: NO 😠
July 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
me, mad as hell, arms crossed, through my interpreter: NO 😠
out of work orchestra conductor who loiters around band practices and tries to direct the band
July 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
out of work orchestra conductor who loiters around band practices and tries to direct the band
you all wanna see a cool spider on its web?
July 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
you all wanna see a cool spider on its web?
heard a rumor the other day
July 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
heard a rumor the other day