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Perhaps the BBC have taken up Piddington because they think it’s quaint and funny. It is not. Racism and dumping on asylum seekers and refugees is not funny.
September 16, 2026 at 10:03 AM
It’s all quiet on the Bert Horrobin front again, after a frantic 3 weeks following 15 years of silence. I’d rather listen to him than Carol Toboggan.

What was that all about, btw? He went to live with Clive but came back for undisclosed reasons? Was that it, or did I miss something? #TheArchers
September 15, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I think we need to hear from Lizbeth. Goodness knows what Lady Muck will make of all this. #TheArchers
September 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
That‘s the Jolene who has the pub because she shagged someone else‘s husband. Hypocrite. #TheArchers
September 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Jill not taking an interest in her best friend, then? Situation normal. #TheArchers
September 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland
Breaking: Donald Trump says
“I’d love to see Ireland unified…. I think it would be a great thing. How could it be bad?”

Oh my word.
September 12, 2026 at 10:01 AM
This is what we get for that ep earlier in the week which had lots of people in it. 🤦‍♂️ #TheArchers
September 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Good grief. I’m on Harrison’s side.

Fallon used to be one of the good ones. #TheArchers
September 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Why don’t they (including Borsestshire Plod) immediately assume that she’s been bonked on the head by a cartoon villain from Wolverhampton, like they did with the last body found (quite recently) in the village? 🤷‍♂️ #TheArchers
September 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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So glad the police took my advice 😠
September 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Bet you Daniel Thomas's dear old Mum reads the Daily Mail and is having a right old attack of the Cognitive Dissonances.
September 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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'You hear them shouting "Heil, Spode!" and you imagine it is the Voice of the People. That is where you make your bloomer. What the Voice of the People is saying is: "Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags! Did you ever in your puff see such a perfect perisher?"'
Daniel Thomas / Danny Tommo has today marched his private army of blackshorts to Daily Mail HQ to demand a new house for his mum within 48 hrs, after they doorstepped her for a feature on him.
Apparently he plans to blockade them + cry at them until they do

Bet those lads are glad of the balaclavas
September 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Ep summary so far:
Carol Toboggan’s bats.

AmIRight? #TheArchers
September 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Easy to follow guide from the British press
September 8, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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'By endlessly repeating that people’s anxieties are ‘legitimate’, politicians are giving credence to the far-right’s propaganda and inadvertently stoking the tensions they were designed to rile up.'

✍️ @natashadevon.bsky.social for LBC Opinion
Britain does not have an immigration problem, it has a nuance problem writes Natasha Devon | LBC
By endlessly repeating that people’s anxieties are ‘legitimate’, politicians are giving credence to the far-right’s propaganda and inadvertently stoking the tensions they were designed to rile up.
www.lbc.co.uk
September 8, 2026 at 10:22 AM
This dithering man is supposed to be a street smart copper in his 40s. He’s more like Mavis Riley than Ted Hastings. No wonder he’s hopeless. 🤦‍♂️ #TheArchers
September 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
All was going well until Q5: the second on the bounce in Russia and categorised as ‘hard’, but the subsequent write-up starts ‘In (approximately) the middle of nowhere’! Really? Even then I got quite lucky.

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September 7, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I don’t know who he is either. I remember Dick and Dom in da Bungalow but I sense this one’s different. 🤷‍♂️ #TheArchers #MindWandering
September 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"
September 6, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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Kent police said 'no arrests were made' of the people who blocked a port and roads.

There's your two-tier policing, folks

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...
Port of Dover delays: Disruption as masked 'stop the boats' protesters block roads
Hundreds of demonstrators, wearing black with their faces covered, caused delays to traffic reaching the port.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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September 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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September 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Prison?
September 4, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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With all respect to the BBC, the reason this story "matters" is not about whether it distracts from Reform's conference. It "matters" because it is important our leaders are not conspiring to break the law.
September 4, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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September 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM