Sideburns
holymountainman.bsky.social
Sideburns
@holymountainman.bsky.social
August 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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pick 1 turn 1 Middlemarch is an overpay. whoever got the 12 seed knew what they were doing, Emma and Bleak House at the turn of the snake draft is an excellent value play. I wouldn't burn a 2nd rounder on 1984 in a league where you can fill your dystopia slot with a YA title from the waiver wire
May 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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I want to be a singer like Lou Reed
Chat gpt: I like Lou Reed
January 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
Absolutely hate the World Series wedgie here
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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i can't believe they have to play again today.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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This is a four hour episode that I read something like 700 pages of material to prep for.
Five-star runtime? More like five PENTAGRAM runtime! Today Shelved by Genre talks for over four hours about the first nine chapters of Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell's high concept Jack the Ripper yarn FROM HELL, bringing all our diverse pools on knowledge to bear: rangedtouch.com/2025/10/24/f...
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
AFL communities response to the Tom Stewart stuff really shows an inability to recognise concussion as an injury. Also a bye between prelim and Granny is a joke
September 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My fav part of this wfh debate is all these CEOs saying office work encourages collaboration when if you approached them for a chat in the office someone would promptly tell you not to speak to them
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I have a project I've been working on all of this year:

it's called DESCRIBE WORLD. it's made up of zines and free games and a new podcast feed where I do whatever the hell I want. the first pod ep is a 6 hour episode about criticism with @nochorus.bsky.social ckunzelman.com/describe-wor...
August 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Job hunting in August has proven especially futile so I've been trying to use the extra time to come up with better ways to effectively market/pitch patreon.com/sfultra. Sadly, I keep just making shit like this instead.
August 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Everyone who thinks Braid is one of the best games ever needs to go back and play Braid
June 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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The simultaneous success of Sinners and Minecraft sends a clear message to Hollywood: audiences want movies to either be good or shit
April 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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a few kind listeners who work in bookshops/places that tolerate flyers asked if there's something they can print out and put up to promote the show. The result is below. I would really appreciate anyone who felt like doing this but no pressure at all, ofc. (yes, this is my big year three promo push)
April 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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"baby yoda is so trenchant and timely...baby yoda is political now." that's how you sound
April 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Needle drops in paradise are no bueno
February 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Just 3 weeks of paradox players being "man even I wouldn't try whatever this shit is"
February 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Bret, you were a diversity hire!
January 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I hate creeping vines.
January 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Australia to have this one wrapped up by stumps tomorrow, you heard it here first
January 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
December 28, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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The new episode of SFULTRA, the world's only known science fiction podcast, is about J.G. Ballard's Crash. It is over five hours long. There are guests. It will be in the usual podcast streaming places soon but anyone can listen on this link right now: www.patreon.com/posts/deep-t... Merry Crashmas
December 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM