Mr. Wilt
@homeofthewilt.bsky.social
If I had a nickel for every time I've found a regional airport near me that has a restaurant in it, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice in less than a 25 mile radius from my house. Unfortunately one is a 5 minute drive, and the other is a 45 minute drive
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice in less than a 25 mile radius from my house. Unfortunately one is a 5 minute drive, and the other is a 45 minute drive
September 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've found a regional airport near me that has a restaurant in it, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice in less than a 25 mile radius from my house. Unfortunately one is a 5 minute drive, and the other is a 45 minute drive
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice in less than a 25 mile radius from my house. Unfortunately one is a 5 minute drive, and the other is a 45 minute drive
It's not real anarchy unless it comes from the Catalan region of Iberia. Otherwise, it's just sparkling socialism.
June 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
It's not real anarchy unless it comes from the Catalan region of Iberia. Otherwise, it's just sparkling socialism.
It never occurred to me that the Cthulhu mythos is basically a modern interpretation of the dionysian mindset (in that pure freedom inevitably ends in utter madness) and in hindsight, it tracks so much, and also explains why I love it.
June 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
It never occurred to me that the Cthulhu mythos is basically a modern interpretation of the dionysian mindset (in that pure freedom inevitably ends in utter madness) and in hindsight, it tracks so much, and also explains why I love it.
No joke, I genuinely treat machines better than I treat some people, because they're like 4 year olds who are really good at one thing.
Meanwhile, chatbots are essentially lobotomites wearing a skinmask being marionette'd by the most bastardized Rube Goldberg machine you could imagine.
Meanwhile, chatbots are essentially lobotomites wearing a skinmask being marionette'd by the most bastardized Rube Goldberg machine you could imagine.
i try and treat the computer with respect
i will never treat an ai chatbot with respect
i will never treat an ai chatbot with respect
May 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
No joke, I genuinely treat machines better than I treat some people, because they're like 4 year olds who are really good at one thing.
Meanwhile, chatbots are essentially lobotomites wearing a skinmask being marionette'd by the most bastardized Rube Goldberg machine you could imagine.
Meanwhile, chatbots are essentially lobotomites wearing a skinmask being marionette'd by the most bastardized Rube Goldberg machine you could imagine.
I mean this in the kindest way possible, but I think every person who anybody who hasn't been shot at once before in their life, who claims to be able to diagnose how someone else being shot at, should literally have to sign up to be shot at.
April 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I mean this in the kindest way possible, but I think every person who anybody who hasn't been shot at once before in their life, who claims to be able to diagnose how someone else being shot at, should literally have to sign up to be shot at.
I'm just so tired, man. It's been less than an hour and I've already seen too many claims that this is some false-flag bullshit.
I really hate that we just live in a world where a significant portion of the population just lives in a 'nothing ever happens' bubble.
I really hate that we just live in a world where a significant portion of the population just lives in a 'nothing ever happens' bubble.
April 26, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I'm just so tired, man. It's been less than an hour and I've already seen too many claims that this is some false-flag bullshit.
I really hate that we just live in a world where a significant portion of the population just lives in a 'nothing ever happens' bubble.
I really hate that we just live in a world where a significant portion of the population just lives in a 'nothing ever happens' bubble.
To be fair, the 1953 coup just doesn't sound like a real thing when you explain it to normal people who think the world isn't a weird little place.
The first attempt failed and the Shah fled to Iraq, scared shitless, until Teddy Roosevelt's grandson, whose fucking name was Kermit Jr, stepped in.
The first attempt failed and the Shah fled to Iraq, scared shitless, until Teddy Roosevelt's grandson, whose fucking name was Kermit Jr, stepped in.
Americans don't know the reasons Iran hates the US. In 1951 Iran's democracy elected Mohammed Mossadegh. The CIA & British intelligence staged a coup, installed a dictator who tortured and killed people.
It goes on from there.
It goes on from there.
April 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
To be fair, the 1953 coup just doesn't sound like a real thing when you explain it to normal people who think the world isn't a weird little place.
The first attempt failed and the Shah fled to Iraq, scared shitless, until Teddy Roosevelt's grandson, whose fucking name was Kermit Jr, stepped in.
The first attempt failed and the Shah fled to Iraq, scared shitless, until Teddy Roosevelt's grandson, whose fucking name was Kermit Jr, stepped in.
Was just reading through the Delta Green Agents Handbook, and they have ICE as a possible suggestion for an Agent's agency. Saw this note, and just had to laugh.
I wonder if the Program is absolutely fucking pissed because the Trump Admin basically ruined their low-attention operative pool.
I wonder if the Program is absolutely fucking pissed because the Trump Admin basically ruined their low-attention operative pool.
April 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Was just reading through the Delta Green Agents Handbook, and they have ICE as a possible suggestion for an Agent's agency. Saw this note, and just had to laugh.
I wonder if the Program is absolutely fucking pissed because the Trump Admin basically ruined their low-attention operative pool.
I wonder if the Program is absolutely fucking pissed because the Trump Admin basically ruined their low-attention operative pool.
My boyfriend has a small army of stuffies and 'critters', and they've somehow become our children, and I contractually have to give them a kiss every single night, or they will be sad.
The word 'mwah' stops looking like a real word when you have to type it fourteen times every night.
The word 'mwah' stops looking like a real word when you have to type it fourteen times every night.
April 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
My boyfriend has a small army of stuffies and 'critters', and they've somehow become our children, and I contractually have to give them a kiss every single night, or they will be sad.
The word 'mwah' stops looking like a real word when you have to type it fourteen times every night.
The word 'mwah' stops looking like a real word when you have to type it fourteen times every night.
Finally getting around to watching The Pitt, and I just got to the eighth episode, specifically the scene with Mel and the teddy bear.
I have never in my life had to pause a movie or TV show because I was crying so hard. If you didn't cry during this episode, you're genuinely a heartless bastard.
I have never in my life had to pause a movie or TV show because I was crying so hard. If you didn't cry during this episode, you're genuinely a heartless bastard.
March 26, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Finally getting around to watching The Pitt, and I just got to the eighth episode, specifically the scene with Mel and the teddy bear.
I have never in my life had to pause a movie or TV show because I was crying so hard. If you didn't cry during this episode, you're genuinely a heartless bastard.
I have never in my life had to pause a movie or TV show because I was crying so hard. If you didn't cry during this episode, you're genuinely a heartless bastard.
My fucking boyfriend dyed his hair and put on eyeliner earlier and he was the opitome of scene and I have never been so flustered in my life and I fucking hate him for it. (In a good way.)
March 7, 2026 at 6:55 AM
My fucking boyfriend dyed his hair and put on eyeliner earlier and he was the opitome of scene and I have never been so flustered in my life and I fucking hate him for it. (In a good way.)
Oh, it's getting BAD bad.
Oh well, reap, sow, you know the drill.
Oh well, reap, sow, you know the drill.
February 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Oh, it's getting BAD bad.
Oh well, reap, sow, you know the drill.
Oh well, reap, sow, you know the drill.
I swear to fucking Christ, if slavery weren't (mostly) abolished, moderates would be crying about how it'd be contentious to abolish it nowadays and that it's not a winning strategy to do that.
An ICE agent shot a woman in cold blood and the there are still people saying they need to exist.
An ICE agent shot a woman in cold blood and the there are still people saying they need to exist.
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I swear to fucking Christ, if slavery weren't (mostly) abolished, moderates would be crying about how it'd be contentious to abolish it nowadays and that it's not a winning strategy to do that.
An ICE agent shot a woman in cold blood and the there are still people saying they need to exist.
An ICE agent shot a woman in cold blood and the there are still people saying they need to exist.
MIRROR, MOTHERFUCKER. LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING TONE-DEAF TO YOUR OWN ARGUMENT?!?!
UGGGGGGHHHHHH
HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING TONE-DEAF TO YOUR OWN ARGUMENT?!?!
UGGGGGGHHHHHH
Israel condemns Syrian attacks on Aleppo's Kurdish minority | The Jerusalem Post
“The attacks by Syrian regime forces on the Kurdish minority in the city of Aleppo are serious and dangerous," Foreign Minister Gideon Sa'ar tweeted.
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January 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
MIRROR, MOTHERFUCKER. LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING TONE-DEAF TO YOUR OWN ARGUMENT?!?!
UGGGGGGHHHHHH
HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING TONE-DEAF TO YOUR OWN ARGUMENT?!?!
UGGGGGGHHHHHH
I know I'm late to the 'dress up for flying' stupidity, but I would like it on record that I refuse to wear uncomfortable clothes thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social telling his story of thinking about how uncomfortable his pants were while he was getting shot at by an IS sniper.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I know I'm late to the 'dress up for flying' stupidity, but I would like it on record that I refuse to wear uncomfortable clothes thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social telling his story of thinking about how uncomfortable his pants were while he was getting shot at by an IS sniper.
My boyfriend bought a thing of beads to make a beaded curtain and the big variety pack he bought had a grand total of 17 red beads in it.
I'm fucking DYING.
I'm fucking DYING.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My boyfriend bought a thing of beads to make a beaded curtain and the big variety pack he bought had a grand total of 17 red beads in it.
I'm fucking DYING.
I'm fucking DYING.
I hate my work-husband. He brings in cakes and they are literally the greatest things I've ever fucking eaten. I'm literally over here having a religious experience over an apple cake with sea salt Caramel frosting.
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I hate my work-husband. He brings in cakes and they are literally the greatest things I've ever fucking eaten. I'm literally over here having a religious experience over an apple cake with sea salt Caramel frosting.
So the bullet casing that killed Charlie Kirk had the OwO bulge meme on it.
First off: Imagine that being the bullet kills you
Second off: I wanna see how the MSM spins this
Thirdly: The shooter successfully nuzzled Kirk's necky wecky~ murr~
First off: Imagine that being the bullet kills you
Second off: I wanna see how the MSM spins this
Thirdly: The shooter successfully nuzzled Kirk's necky wecky~ murr~
September 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So the bullet casing that killed Charlie Kirk had the OwO bulge meme on it.
First off: Imagine that being the bullet kills you
Second off: I wanna see how the MSM spins this
Thirdly: The shooter successfully nuzzled Kirk's necky wecky~ murr~
First off: Imagine that being the bullet kills you
Second off: I wanna see how the MSM spins this
Thirdly: The shooter successfully nuzzled Kirk's necky wecky~ murr~
Yknow with all the fucking shit about Kirk, I almost forgot to celebrate today's special occasion in my favorite way to do so every year: by watching a completely unrelated video.
youtube.com/shorts/UNrbl...
youtube.com/shorts/UNrbl...
My transition throughout the years :3 #transgender #lgbtqia
YouTube video by CosplayCatKitty
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September 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Yknow with all the fucking shit about Kirk, I almost forgot to celebrate today's special occasion in my favorite way to do so every year: by watching a completely unrelated video.
youtube.com/shorts/UNrbl...
youtube.com/shorts/UNrbl...
Holy shit they're actually going to bury him in Arlington, aren't they?
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
Ok……
Charlie Kirk’s casket being loaded on Air Force Two by JD Vance and members of the US armed forces.
Charlie Kirk’s casket being loaded on Air Force Two by JD Vance and members of the US armed forces.
September 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Holy shit they're actually going to bury him in Arlington, aren't they?
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
Fuck it, harebrained conspiracy theory time:
The right thinks queers killed him, the left think it's a false flag, but in all actuality private security has been having a bad third quarter and, having seen the rise in contracts after Brian Thompson got iced, put out a hit to drum up business.
The right thinks queers killed him, the left think it's a false flag, but in all actuality private security has been having a bad third quarter and, having seen the rise in contracts after Brian Thompson got iced, put out a hit to drum up business.
September 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Fuck it, harebrained conspiracy theory time:
The right thinks queers killed him, the left think it's a false flag, but in all actuality private security has been having a bad third quarter and, having seen the rise in contracts after Brian Thompson got iced, put out a hit to drum up business.
The right thinks queers killed him, the left think it's a false flag, but in all actuality private security has been having a bad third quarter and, having seen the rise in contracts after Brian Thompson got iced, put out a hit to drum up business.
Feeling a bit vilified in not wanting to immediately jump ship here to Bluesky because everyone thought it wouldn't be a place to sympathize with Nazis.
No, you idiots, they just don't openly and loudly sympathize with them. This was never the pure platform you thought it was.
No, you idiots, they just don't openly and loudly sympathize with them. This was never the pure platform you thought it was.
September 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Feeling a bit vilified in not wanting to immediately jump ship here to Bluesky because everyone thought it wouldn't be a place to sympathize with Nazis.
No, you idiots, they just don't openly and loudly sympathize with them. This was never the pure platform you thought it was.
No, you idiots, they just don't openly and loudly sympathize with them. This was never the pure platform you thought it was.
Newsom's statement on Kirk isn't at all a surprise to anybody who has an attention span of more than a goldfish.
Have you people forgotten that Charlie Kirk was literally the inaugural guest on his podcast?
Have you people forgotten that Charlie Kirk was literally the inaugural guest on his podcast?
September 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Newsom's statement on Kirk isn't at all a surprise to anybody who has an attention span of more than a goldfish.
Have you people forgotten that Charlie Kirk was literally the inaugural guest on his podcast?
Have you people forgotten that Charlie Kirk was literally the inaugural guest on his podcast?
If I had a nickel for every time someone made a fun little song about fucking the Deep One, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.
August 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If I had a nickel for every time someone made a fun little song about fucking the Deep One, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice.
So apparently there's a Wikipedia article for clop. Yes, that kind of clop.
No I will not be explaining why I've discovered thus. Carry on as you were.
No I will not be explaining why I've discovered thus. Carry on as you were.
July 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
So apparently there's a Wikipedia article for clop. Yes, that kind of clop.
No I will not be explaining why I've discovered thus. Carry on as you were.
No I will not be explaining why I've discovered thus. Carry on as you were.