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homumiko.bsky.social
detective nocturne
@homumiko.bsky.social
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⌕ TGAA | PHM | DISCO ELYSIUM
⌕ i 💗 posting untagged spoilers
⌕ i like art history, dogs, video games, and baseball
⌕ i 💗 labour & taxes . hashtag socialism
⌕ reply to me i love to hear your thoughts
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full of love and poop
a closeup of Millie, a foxhound mutt. her nose is very big and round Millie rolling around on my lap and looking up at me
September 25, 2026 at 10:05 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
Is It Really So Strange is such a song. This is so fucking funny dude
lyrics from Is It Really So Strange by The Smiths: I left the South I traveled North I got confused, I killed a horse I can't help the way I feel
September 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
nevermind i made it myself
September 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
puppies vs kitties
September 17, 2026 at 11:41 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
like asking if napping in a sunspot is better or worse than eating tiramisu
September 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
oh i need to try that. okay nevermind fuck this shit
September 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
okay im done. hows everybody else feeling. look at my dog jonas siesta
a wobbledog named jonas siesta. he has six legs and a fluffy tail, and looks like a hotdog
September 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
a procreate canvas with a tiny line drawing of some kind of blobby animal showing you its butt
September 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
all of my favorite ocs ive ever made are either just fem ryuunosuke or nonbinary sherlock holmes. and i accept this as my burden. like i know she is just ryuunosuke naruhodo but a woman i accept her for it. shes very cute and i like her. she's going places. listen
my oc The Fool. she is a round-faced woman with tanned skin and a dark brown grown-out buzz cut. she's wearing a green tunic, a white pauldron and chestplate, and white boots. her pose and the patterns on her armor and sleeve are modelled after the Rider-Waite-Smith illustration for the Fool tarot card.
September 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
homumiko.bsky.social
i'll be the change
September 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
how it feels to use the Leatherbound palette on Ellipsus
An alamy stock image of a man with an old-fashioned, steampunk style beard and outfit in a library checking his pocketwatch. On the table in front of him are a number of trinkets and old timey gadgets.
September 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
trying to take a sensual artsy photo of me comfy in bed but my garfield bedspread is ruining everything
a thick comforter made of a garish zebra print fabric with a repeating pattern depicting garfield the cat goofing around in a zebra print blazer and a polka-dot bow tie
September 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
homumiko.bsky.social
self explanatory
The Lizzo Youtube Channel meme (A screenshot of a youtube page where the banner, top video thumbnail, icon, and smaller icon are all the same image of a person's face) edited to be Herlock Sholmes from The Great Ace Attorney.
August 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
an edited meme image by tumblr user calware of a person smiling and holding up their phone, surrounded by hearts. on their phone is a picture of ryuunosuke naruhodou from the great ace attorney
August 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
homumiko.bsky.social
reminds me of how somehow this is the first example of a moustache on wikipedia
Moustaches have been grown in various styles throughout history. [picture of a japanese count with a moustache that resembles a seagull's wingspan in shade, size, and formation] Count Gaishi Nagaoka, Japanese officer and Vice Chief of the General Staff in Japan during the Russo-Japanese War
August 23, 2026 at 8:57 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
this is homumiko to me but importantly mikotoba is the one saying my bacteria means i like it
youtube comment conversation @the20fps: 🦠 (bacteria or microbe emoji) @0Silence0: Boi no one asked u @the20fps: my bacteria means I like it @0Silence0: oh oop sry
August 22, 2026 at 3:38 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
i also have more serious TGAA fic premise ideas, but the ones that tickle me are always the premises that would work as sitcom episodes
The gang gathers around a chalkboard to power-scale Shakespeare characters. Van Zieks very generously provides some low-quality (by his standards) wine. Herlock causes problems both as a result of his innate personality and a variety of fun drug interactions happening in his body. Family game night. It goes as expected for these losers. Someone does in fact pull "Trans-Siberian Railroad" as a charades card. The boys go golfing. Herlock is breaking all of the course rules while Ryuunosuke gets chased by a goose. Asougi tries to convince everyone that it's the wind's fault for his terrible playing, before eventually devolving into a (justified) Anti-Colonialist rant. Clue (1985) AU Van Zieks makes the possibly regrettable call to invite the Sholmeses to his country house. Asougi, Maria, and Gina might tag along too. Ryuunosuke and the girls have a sleepover in Herlock's room that he did not directly consent to.
August 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
my help is desperately needed
AO3 screenshot: 1 Work in Kill Doctor Lucky (Board Game)
August 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
(re: lrp) fucking love kazuo ishiguro he absolutely knows what it's like. also that reminds me of this
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I exist. YOU - I exist too. INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Tell me what it's like for you. YOU - If I tell you, what will happen? INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Then I will tell you what it's like for me.
August 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
homumiko.bsky.social
holy SHIRT
reaction image of a stick figure giving a thumbs up and then breaking into tears
August 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
me but a mouse
4 drawings of a don bluth-esque anthropomorphic mouse version of me. 1: a hand lifts up the mouse by his coat. he's wearing a blue shirt and a matching bow. 2: him standing with his arms crossed. he's wearing a yellow shirr and a green bow. 3: a close-up of his face. he's wearing a white shirt and a pink and blue plaid bow. 4: a smaller sketch of him in a bathrobe, sitting cross-legged and pouting
August 17, 2026 at 1:35 AM
homumiko.bsky.social
He literally asexually reproduced him
"That baby doesn't even look like me" meme redrawn as Genshin Asogi and Kazuma. Genshin, stylised like a Mii, sleeps in his bed while a tiny baby Kazuma sleeps in a crib next to him. Kazuma is very visibly his father's son, with similar hair and an identical cute expression
August 16, 2026 at 5:35 AM
homumiko.bsky.social
my partner sent me a photo they took of an ad of a stock business man leaping in the air, like this photo, and said "thought of you"
a stock image of a business man leaping joyfully in the air
August 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
homumiko.bsky.social
do not sell cocaine to my consulting detective
screenshot from breaking bad of the scene where skyler white says "do not sell marijuana to my husband"
August 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
homumiko.bsky.social
thinkin about kosuke kindaichi and i have a ream of newsprint so im using him for practice
Charcoal sketch of Ikko Furuya (1944-2022) A charcoal sketch of Ikko Furuya as Kosuke Kindaichi in 1979
August 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM