LXC : He doesn't always act his threats don't worry
LSZ : He seems serious. Somone said HGJs looks are overrated and he shouldn't dress up so much
LJY : And that he shouldn't let his hair grow so long
LXC (grabbing sword) : SHOW ME WHO SAID THAT
LXC : He doesn't always act his threats don't worry
LSZ : He seems serious. Somone said HGJs looks are overrated and he shouldn't dress up so much
LJY : And that he shouldn't let his hair grow so long
LXC (grabbing sword) : SHOW ME WHO SAID THAT
LWJ + antlers = 10ft, he stands straight backed so roof has to be taller, no he would not bend down to walk anywhere
If anyone or anything gets banged on when he walks straight or turns fast that's not his problem; stay away from his antler space
LWJ + antlers = 10ft, he stands straight backed so roof has to be taller, no he would not bend down to walk anywhere
If anyone or anything gets banged on when he walks straight or turns fast that's not his problem; stay away from his antler space
WWX is actually talking about Lan Wangji
WWX is actually talking about Lan Wangji
Also he brings home most unexpected things
> A whole 4y old from god knows where
> Random JGS basterd and a donkey
Also he brings home most unexpected things
> A whole 4y old from god knows where
> Random JGS basterd and a donkey
Introducing Ostrichxian enamoured with LWJ who is so pretty, in white like a swan, tall, and can fly.
Ostrichxian has planned his whole life ahead.
When he sees LWJ ;
Introducing Ostrichxian enamoured with LWJ who is so pretty, in white like a swan, tall, and can fly.
Ostrichxian has planned his whole life ahead.
When he sees LWJ ;
i think lwj is a vers switch bc he fell in love with the guy who bullied him and for horny reasons i refuse to believe he doesn't have any fantasies about being bullied sexually and bent over the library table
i think lwj is a vers switch bc he fell in love with the guy who bullied him and for horny reasons i refuse to believe he doesn't have any fantasies about being bullied sexually and bent over the library table
LQR : WTF?
CSSR : My idiotic son isn't making a move but I'm bringing Lan Zhan to my home one way or another
LQR : WTF?
CSSR : My idiotic son isn't making a move but I'm bringing Lan Zhan to my home one way or another
Since Lans are weird about head bands nobody mentions it so he walks around a whole day like that
Since Lans are weird about head bands nobody mentions it so he walks around a whole day like that
LXC : Did he bring you sweets?
Teenji : Mn
LXC : And talked about his day with you?
Teenji : He also complemented my hairstyle
LXC : Horrific
LXC : Did he bring you sweets?
Teenji : Mn
LXC : And talked about his day with you?
Teenji : He also complemented my hairstyle
LXC : Horrific
Lan Qiren strode into the jingshi looking for a misplaced text and instead found Wei Wuxian hunched over a scrap of paper, giggling like a gremlin. Lan Wangji sat beside him, calmly sipping tea, making no attempt to intervene.
Lan Qiren: "What is the meaning of this noise?"
Lan Qiren strode into the jingshi looking for a misplaced text and instead found Wei Wuxian hunched over a scrap of paper, giggling like a gremlin. Lan Wangji sat beside him, calmly sipping tea, making no attempt to intervene.
Lan Qiren: "What is the meaning of this noise?"
Wei Wuxian jumping out of a bush :
Wei Wuxian jumping out of a bush :
Where devoted priest Lan Wangji finds Wei Wuxian, a devil who might be more than just that.
My art for the topxian/bottomji reverse big bang event and the beautiful fic by lunarvelle 🛐🤍
link: archiveofourown.org/works/84162256
#wangxian #mdzs #魔道祖师
Where devoted priest Lan Wangji finds Wei Wuxian, a devil who might be more than just that.
My art for the topxian/bottomji reverse big bang event and the beautiful fic by lunarvelle 🛐🤍
link: archiveofourown.org/works/84162256
#wangxian #mdzs #魔道祖师
Since he is a baby and already too smart he isn't afraid of the spirits so he gets adopted by them
He develops ghost cultivation methods as he grows up #MDZS
Since he is a baby and already too smart he isn't afraid of the spirits so he gets adopted by them
He develops ghost cultivation methods as he grows up #MDZS
Everyone : awww he must love his bunny very much 🐇
The 'bunny' is 6 foot, has golden eyes and the prettiest face in the existence
#MDZS #LANWANGJI#weiwuxian #wangxian
Everyone : awww he must love his bunny very much 🐇
The 'bunny' is 6 foot, has golden eyes and the prettiest face in the existence
#MDZS #LANWANGJI#weiwuxian #wangxian
"Esteemed citizens, there's a drunk bunny on loose! Take caution and do not approach. Help me locate him so I can apprehend him"
Lan Wangji [also drunk] starts looking for a bunny making it even more difficult to find him
#MDZS #LANWANGJI #weiwuxian
"Esteemed citizens, there's a drunk bunny on loose! Take caution and do not approach. Help me locate him so I can apprehend him"
Lan Wangji [also drunk] starts looking for a bunny making it even more difficult to find him
#MDZS #LANWANGJI #weiwuxian
Insert WWX who knows too much about everything so can ramble dinosaur facts with LWJ, owns dinosaur merch and willing to go see a dinosaur museum together 🦕
#MDZS #wangxian
He can use both spiritual weapons same way like LWJ uses sword and wangji
#MDZS #weiwuxian
He can use both spiritual weapons same way like LWJ uses sword and wangji
#MDZS #weiwuxian
WWX : Yeah, haven't I been here for past few months?
LWJ : So you are not leaving?
WWX : I won't. We are married now
LWJ : But_
WWX : It also gives you the rights to follow me
LWJ : Mn
#MDZS #LANWANGJI #weiwuxian #wangxian
WWX : Yeah, haven't I been here for past few months?
LWJ : So you are not leaving?
WWX : I won't. We are married now
LWJ : But_
WWX : It also gives you the rights to follow me
LWJ : Mn
#MDZS #LANWANGJI #weiwuxian #wangxian
WWX thinks this really cute pink nosed snow white bunny is a great gift for Lan Zhan so he promptly picks Bunji up.
WWX thinks this really cute pink nosed snow white bunny is a great gift for Lan Zhan so he promptly picks Bunji up.
One suddenly lifted eyes and made direct eye contact - a serious offence-
The smiling silver eyes winked while the emporer sat frozen
#MDZS #wangxian