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hopperpot
@hopperpot.bsky.social
· Oct 14
odds are:
you’re dehydrated
odds are: you will not appreciate being made aware of that
odds aren’t: you will drink water
you’re dehydrated
odds are: you will not appreciate being made aware of that
odds aren’t: you will drink water
multi chamber grinders need to modularize their market, sales on the top two parts would be through the rough but u want me to buy a whole new grinder
September 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
multi chamber grinders need to modularize their market, sales on the top two parts would be through the rough but u want me to buy a whole new grinder
we praise youth but what we love are our memories and those come with age
August 31, 2026 at 12:56 AM
we praise youth but what we love are our memories and those come with age
AI isn’t allowed to degrade the quality of art but Disney is??
August 22, 2026 at 3:01 AM
AI isn’t allowed to degrade the quality of art but Disney is??
if your house doesn’t have house numbers you should be disqualified from receiving deliveries. you clearly don’t want any.
August 21, 2026 at 2:51 AM
if your house doesn’t have house numbers you should be disqualified from receiving deliveries. you clearly don’t want any.
Interstellar was just Top Gun goes to space
July 19, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Interstellar was just Top Gun goes to space
the gap between the amount of people that warned me about the cold when i moved to chicago and the amount of people that warned me about the fucking 80% humidity that it is right now
and the gap between which one I expected and which one I didn’t
haha, lemme tell ya
and the gap between which one I expected and which one I didn’t
haha, lemme tell ya
July 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
the gap between the amount of people that warned me about the cold when i moved to chicago and the amount of people that warned me about the fucking 80% humidity that it is right now
and the gap between which one I expected and which one I didn’t
haha, lemme tell ya
and the gap between which one I expected and which one I didn’t
haha, lemme tell ya
@dimension20.dropout.tv congrats on the finale of City Council of Darkness! incredible season, and one that I wasn’t sure how was gonna go, having its strong political premise, but is truly a contender for the absolute funniest season yet. i am writing this between bursts of laughter 🤣 rock solid 🤡
July 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
@dimension20.dropout.tv congrats on the finale of City Council of Darkness! incredible season, and one that I wasn’t sure how was gonna go, having its strong political premise, but is truly a contender for the absolute funniest season yet. i am writing this between bursts of laughter 🤣 rock solid 🤡
rich kid bullies poor kid until poor kid becomes rich and starts bullying poor kids. sitcom cliche or american history?
July 9, 2026 at 12:03 PM
rich kid bullies poor kid until poor kid becomes rich and starts bullying poor kids. sitcom cliche or american history?
fire goes up in West and comes down in the East
July 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
fire goes up in West and comes down in the East
Did you know there's a secret boss in Katana ZERO that you can only reach by being as inconvenient as possible? I made my first YouTube video that's one part game guide, one part me narrating questionable decisions.
youtu.be/7z8_2KZXL5k
youtu.be/7z8_2KZXL5k
Katana ZERO Secret Boss | Narrative Walkthrough
YouTube video by Hopperpot
youtu.be
June 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Did you know there's a secret boss in Katana ZERO that you can only reach by being as inconvenient as possible? I made my first YouTube video that's one part game guide, one part me narrating questionable decisions.
youtu.be/7z8_2KZXL5k
youtu.be/7z8_2KZXL5k
QTP with a ship that makes you happy 🌭
June 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
QTP with a ship that makes you happy 🌭
Okay, Uncle Sam, because Father Sam was too much responsibility? Eh, Papa Sam?
June 19, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Okay, Uncle Sam, because Father Sam was too much responsibility? Eh, Papa Sam?
if God came down and said, “I created and understand the machinations of your mind,”
does our intelligence then become as artificial as ai?
does our intelligence then become as artificial as ai?
June 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
if God came down and said, “I created and understand the machinations of your mind,”
does our intelligence then become as artificial as ai?
does our intelligence then become as artificial as ai?
over 30 hours of video editing and sporadic weather as the days grow longer is really fucking me up, what fucking TIME is it
June 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
over 30 hours of video editing and sporadic weather as the days grow longer is really fucking me up, what fucking TIME is it
doing this thing where i drink water whenever i see my cat doing it because i think maybe we’re better at like taxes but from what i’ve seen animals might have lapped us on like staying fed and hydrated
June 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
doing this thing where i drink water whenever i see my cat doing it because i think maybe we’re better at like taxes but from what i’ve seen animals might have lapped us on like staying fed and hydrated
my grandparent’s cooking traveled across the country and still tastes bomb as fuck, fast food can’t even travel 10 minutes
May 25, 2026 at 1:23 AM
my grandparent’s cooking traveled across the country and still tastes bomb as fuck, fast food can’t even travel 10 minutes
this bum ass country turning 250 and there’s not even a party planned
May 23, 2026 at 4:44 AM
this bum ass country turning 250 and there’s not even a party planned
any weather people hired on pilot experience or vice verse while we’re at it
May 19, 2026 at 10:48 AM
any weather people hired on pilot experience or vice verse while we’re at it
if you turned out like your meemaw, you might be brainwashed
because they built the machines on meemaw’s data set,
so if you turned up neurotypical, the brainwashing was likely successful,
whereas neurodivergents were not in the data set, thus we sit outside the problem wondering what the fuck
because they built the machines on meemaw’s data set,
so if you turned up neurotypical, the brainwashing was likely successful,
whereas neurodivergents were not in the data set, thus we sit outside the problem wondering what the fuck
May 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
if you turned out like your meemaw, you might be brainwashed
because they built the machines on meemaw’s data set,
so if you turned up neurotypical, the brainwashing was likely successful,
whereas neurodivergents were not in the data set, thus we sit outside the problem wondering what the fuck
because they built the machines on meemaw’s data set,
so if you turned up neurotypical, the brainwashing was likely successful,
whereas neurodivergents were not in the data set, thus we sit outside the problem wondering what the fuck
while i was downing a tall glass of water, i thought to myself, “the genetic marker commonly referred to as ‘the missing link’ turned out to represent both the turning and breaking point for human evolution. that iteration of sapiens was peak and it was all downhill from there.”
May 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
while i was downing a tall glass of water, i thought to myself, “the genetic marker commonly referred to as ‘the missing link’ turned out to represent both the turning and breaking point for human evolution. that iteration of sapiens was peak and it was all downhill from there.”
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i like clowns and clown adjacent
April 2, 2026 at 10:31 AM
i like clowns and clown adjacent
number go up at what cost
April 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
number go up at what cost
this may or may not make sense but i wish the director of the minecraft movie had directed DC’s Blue Beetle
April 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
this may or may not make sense but i wish the director of the minecraft movie had directed DC’s Blue Beetle
cis men and women get mad that trans women choose to be women because women are supposed to suffer under the patriarchy, so it upsets them to see empowered, joyful women, as it always has.
March 23, 2026 at 5:03 PM
cis men and women get mad that trans women choose to be women because women are supposed to suffer under the patriarchy, so it upsets them to see empowered, joyful women, as it always has.
yes, keep laying off half your companies for AI. create more time for individuals to protest while unifying them under the banner of opposing a common enemy.
February 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
yes, keep laying off half your companies for AI. create more time for individuals to protest while unifying them under the banner of opposing a common enemy.