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I was shit talking Ti West on the last ep, and this was BEFORE the world insisted on reminding me about this Ebenezer movie -K
October 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I was shit talking Ti West on the last ep, and this was BEFORE the world insisted on reminding me about this Ebenezer movie -K
Strongly considering leaving my notes like this, just for the gag -K
October 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Strongly considering leaving my notes like this, just for the gag -K
Enjoy your last night before I eat you, little guy -K
October 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Enjoy your last night before I eat you, little guy -K
Me: Will you go to Halloween Horror Nights-
My brother: No.
Me: -with me?
My brother: ........No.
-K
My brother: No.
Me: -with me?
My brother: ........No.
-K
September 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Me: Will you go to Halloween Horror Nights-
My brother: No.
Me: -with me?
My brother: ........No.
-K
My brother: No.
Me: -with me?
My brother: ........No.
-K
Cat who is a menace to podcasting -R
August 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Cat who is a menace to podcasting -R
I went gummy shopping -K
August 29, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I went gummy shopping -K
If you want to see the closest thing to Dolly being reincarnated, consider seeing Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma -R
August 26, 2026 at 12:46 PM
If you want to see the closest thing to Dolly being reincarnated, consider seeing Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma -R
Niece on the phone and she asked me if I liked Chucky - I got to tell her that I LOVE Chucky and it turns out she loves Chucky too -K
August 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Niece on the phone and she asked me if I liked Chucky - I got to tell her that I LOVE Chucky and it turns out she loves Chucky too -K
I'm early to my Evil Dead Burn showing, and two people are explaining/debating The Picture of Dorian Grey to each other
July 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I'm early to my Evil Dead Burn showing, and two people are explaining/debating The Picture of Dorian Grey to each other
IT FINALLY HAPPENED
My brother, who doesn't go to the movies or seek out horror, has seen the Evil Dead Burn trailer and I STILL HAVEN'T -K
June 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
IT FINALLY HAPPENED
My brother, who doesn't go to the movies or seek out horror, has seen the Evil Dead Burn trailer and I STILL HAVEN'T -K
June 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
My brother, who doesn't go to the movies or seek out horror, has seen the Evil Dead Burn trailer and I STILL HAVEN'T -K
I have not been saying anything about Snake Snacks in my real life, but one of my bosses did stumble over himself and said "rattle snacks" and I had to physically restrain myself -K
April 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I have not been saying anything about Snake Snacks in my real life, but one of my bosses did stumble over himself and said "rattle snacks" and I had to physically restrain myself -K
Coworkers telling me that Sinners doesn't count as horror because it's about something... -K
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Coworkers telling me that Sinners doesn't count as horror because it's about something... -K
Since the next episode is out soon, and since I was thinking about him, here's the gambling mummy I got attached to on vacation -K
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Since the next episode is out soon, and since I was thinking about him, here's the gambling mummy I got attached to on vacation -K
Local multiplex has relegated all the horror posters to a place I will be calling Nightmare Alley -K
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Local multiplex has relegated all the horror posters to a place I will be calling Nightmare Alley -K
My friends, I present: the title screen for Toolbox Murders (brought to you by Halloween Fonts Dot Com) -K
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My friends, I present: the title screen for Toolbox Murders (brought to you by Halloween Fonts Dot Com) -K
While the IMDb page for Phantoms did not have any shots of the severed hands (or heads), it did have these evocative images. -R
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
While the IMDb page for Phantoms did not have any shots of the severed hands (or heads), it did have these evocative images. -R
why would you frame your movie this way -K
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
why would you frame your movie this way -K
Sitting down to belatedly watch this year's Halloween Wars and realizing there's another French competitor who seems to be the polar opposite of Don't Talk To Me. She's delightful! -K
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sitting down to belatedly watch this year's Halloween Wars and realizing there's another French competitor who seems to be the polar opposite of Don't Talk To Me. She's delightful! -K
Took 5 minutes out of my day to make a dumb rhyme about the two The Invitations -K
October 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Took 5 minutes out of my day to make a dumb rhyme about the two The Invitations -K
Be the person taking intense notes about a shark movie on the plane. -R
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Be the person taking intense notes about a shark movie on the plane. -R
Almost posted this with no text, but I realized that might seem ominous! I just like that Dracula and Frankenstein wanted to remind you who made the movie. -K
October 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Almost posted this with no text, but I realized that might seem ominous! I just like that Dracula and Frankenstein wanted to remind you who made the movie. -K
I found these Super Tasty -K
October 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I found these Super Tasty -K
Happy Spooky Season! -R
September 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy Spooky Season! -R