Hot Dragon Assistant
@hotdragonassistant.bsky.social
Hardware manager, artist. He/her
pretty dykey 🏳️⚧️
pretty dykey 🏳️⚧️
FTL where you show up a little while before you left but you don't meet yourself because you haven't left yet
September 21, 2026 at 11:04 PM
FTL where you show up a little while before you left but you don't meet yourself because you haven't left yet
Wrote a poem
September 21, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Wrote a poem
tfw you have childhood primal terror dreams of the cactus old as the earth itself that drives you mad as it kills you and then 25 years after that you hear the True Detective season 1 theme song
September 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
tfw you have childhood primal terror dreams of the cactus old as the earth itself that drives you mad as it kills you and then 25 years after that you hear the True Detective season 1 theme song
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[finds out Al Jourgensen is making new Ministry songs with AI now]
September 21, 2026 at 3:04 AM
[finds out Al Jourgensen is making new Ministry songs with AI now]
September 21, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Having a very “glowing red weak spot” kind of day
September 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Having a very “glowing red weak spot” kind of day
Does anybody wanna play Valheim on pc?
September 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Does anybody wanna play Valheim on pc?
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I missed my calling as a girl who runs an item store on the forty-seventh floor of a dungeon
September 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I missed my calling as a girl who runs an item store on the forty-seventh floor of a dungeon
I did stretches and my neck felt better after 1 day instead of 4-to-never, hope i learn something from this
September 20, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I did stretches and my neck felt better after 1 day instead of 4-to-never, hope i learn something from this
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"She's pretty but I hear she's had work done"
Me: *turns around to reveal I've replaced my eyebrows with branches that birds can rest upon*
Me: *turns around to reveal I've replaced my eyebrows with branches that birds can rest upon*
November 29, 2024 at 5:05 PM
"She's pretty but I hear she's had work done"
Me: *turns around to reveal I've replaced my eyebrows with branches that birds can rest upon*
Me: *turns around to reveal I've replaced my eyebrows with branches that birds can rest upon*
Sega Master System had a melancholy to its graphics the NES can't touch
September 19, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Sega Master System had a melancholy to its graphics the NES can't touch
It fucks me up so much when people say thanks like ðanks instead of θanks
September 19, 2026 at 7:13 AM
It fucks me up so much when people say thanks like ðanks instead of θanks
Ascorbic acid is a vampire cause its in vitamin
September 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Ascorbic acid is a vampire cause its in vitamin
I love video games. I'm so appreciative of the developers for sharing their vision with me #sincereposting
September 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I love video games. I'm so appreciative of the developers for sharing their vision with me #sincereposting
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HELLO EVERYONE He's HOW old?
WE DISCUSS: Iris Birthday, FF13, Seance of Blake Manor, Finger Problems, Zelda Remake, Mafia 3, MGS 4, Sports Betting, Supernatural Elements, Bigamy, Cop Stuff, Gun Store, Temporarily Dubious, Halloween Movies, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
WE DISCUSS: Iris Birthday, FF13, Seance of Blake Manor, Finger Problems, Zelda Remake, Mafia 3, MGS 4, Sports Betting, Supernatural Elements, Bigamy, Cop Stuff, Gun Store, Temporarily Dubious, Halloween Movies, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
This Is A Totally Reprise Episode 59: A MGS4 Podcast — Audio Entropy
Everything is really normal on this week’s Fargo. Dot is still wacky about self defense. Sheriff Roy is still a horrible guy. Munch is 500 an immortal sin eater. Totally standard stuff. We talk...
www.audioentropy.com
September 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
HELLO EVERYONE He's HOW old?
WE DISCUSS: Iris Birthday, FF13, Seance of Blake Manor, Finger Problems, Zelda Remake, Mafia 3, MGS 4, Sports Betting, Supernatural Elements, Bigamy, Cop Stuff, Gun Store, Temporarily Dubious, Halloween Movies, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
WE DISCUSS: Iris Birthday, FF13, Seance of Blake Manor, Finger Problems, Zelda Remake, Mafia 3, MGS 4, Sports Betting, Supernatural Elements, Bigamy, Cop Stuff, Gun Store, Temporarily Dubious, Halloween Movies, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
Never using 'arguably' you should just listen to me
September 16, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Never using 'arguably' you should just listen to me
Demon's Souls' smashed Giant's archstone is an important, necessary lacuna
September 16, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Demon's Souls' smashed Giant's archstone is an important, necessary lacuna
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ME: I’ve tried every kind of lotion and I still just think it’s icky. I hate feeling all slimy; it makes me feel all greasy and sticky. I just wish there were an easier way
THE SKINTAKER: (already having sunk too much PTO into this murder to quit now) Please just rub some into your elbows at least
THE SKINTAKER: (already having sunk too much PTO into this murder to quit now) Please just rub some into your elbows at least
September 15, 2026 at 5:26 AM
ME: I’ve tried every kind of lotion and I still just think it’s icky. I hate feeling all slimy; it makes me feel all greasy and sticky. I just wish there were an easier way
THE SKINTAKER: (already having sunk too much PTO into this murder to quit now) Please just rub some into your elbows at least
THE SKINTAKER: (already having sunk too much PTO into this murder to quit now) Please just rub some into your elbows at least
I didnt even know cold cuts should be heaped and folded for optimal texture I simply intuited it from first principles
September 15, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I didnt even know cold cuts should be heaped and folded for optimal texture I simply intuited it from first principles
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The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
September 10, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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beavis arriving at the eyes wide shut mansion and giving "cornholio" as the password. i think if beavis was in eyes wide shut it would... it would go a little.... a little something like that (you're close enough now to see i've got some blood on me)
September 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
beavis arriving at the eyes wide shut mansion and giving "cornholio" as the password. i think if beavis was in eyes wide shut it would... it would go a little.... a little something like that (you're close enough now to see i've got some blood on me)
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Ed Sheeran is a pathetic little piss baby
September 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Ed Sheeran is a pathetic little piss baby
Valheim's Meadows music has a phrase in it that's an interstitial from Coronation Street and it fucks with me every time
September 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Valheim's Meadows music has a phrase in it that's an interstitial from Coronation Street and it fucks with me every time
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my body hurts and doesnt work as well as it used to 🤩⏳⌛
September 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
my body hurts and doesnt work as well as it used to 🤩⏳⌛