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Get you a man who can do both.

The power of makeup is real 🤯
Just finished listening to Mayhem wow. Gaga captured the magic of The Fame and Born This Way but made it feel brand new. Every song stands out yet the album flows like a perfect story. Die With a Smile ties it all together beautifully. If you thought Disease and Abracadabra were good just wait 😭🫶🏽
March 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Oh… I was meant to post the image of Ariana not…. lion king 😭
WICKED PART 1 TIME
November 23, 2024 at 6:33 AM
WICKED PART 1 TIME
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Time to get a nose piercing 😬
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Oh man… I love arcane so much. I’ve watched almost every single YouTube reaction videos and now I’m watching deep dive videos by Necrit 🫶🏽
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 AM
For those asking for a pic… you’d act straight too for a good fade….

Oh and according to my barber, Beyonce killed L*am for not thanking her at an award show??? and something about the Illuminati. Like… let the man rest 🫠.

Can’t wait to do this all over again in a few weeks 😭
November 21, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Forgot I haven’t seen my barber in ages and had to act straight again.

He goes “How’s your 2 year old daughter?” and I’m like “She’s well and growing” …

I don’t even have a daughter BYE 😭✋
November 21, 2024 at 3:03 AM
At this point, I’m less dressing up for Halloween and more just embracing my final form…

Am i really this basic? IJBOL
November 20, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Who needs food when you have chocolates 30,000 feet above ground 🫶🏽
November 19, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Now accepting husband applications 🫶🏽
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
If you’re not into slow songs, there are upbeat tracks perfect for pre-drinks and house parties. You have no excuse not to add this incredible artist to your playlists oomfs!

Like lets appreciate the versatility 🥹🫶🏽
November 18, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Stop what you’re doing right now

I need you to listen to Pretty Boy by @jchen231.bsky.social

Pretty Boy is a raw and emotional track with powerful lyrics that speak to anyone struggling with self image. Its honesty and vulnerability make it a must listen oomfs!

His voice is pure and angelic 🫶🏽
November 18, 2024 at 12:43 PM
What do you mean I can only look like this on Halloween?

Honestly if my work found out I have a septum piercing and dress like this after only ever seeing me in a suit their poor old souls wouldn’t know how to handle it 💀😭
November 18, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Sonny Angels are addicting man… I’m glad I got the one I wanted first try 🫶
November 18, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Strawberry picking ☀️🍓
November 17, 2024 at 11:59 AM
If you’re not on here… my DMs always open 👀
November 17, 2024 at 5:09 AM
My Husbands 🫶
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
So… AirPods Max didn’t meet my expectations and I keep going back to my AirPods Pro. Any recommendations for headphones? Budgets around 600 USD / 1000 AUD 🫶
November 17, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Traditional gyms made me lazy, so I switched to a HIIT gym. 15 minutes in I already know… mistakes were made 😵‍💫
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Get you a man who can do both.

The power of makeup is real 🤯
November 16, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I don’t understand starter packs 😭 I feel like I don’t belong in any.
November 16, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Update: I removed Discover… gotta start thinking with my head and not my other head. These thirst traps are getting the best of me 😮‍💨
Mutuals tab is my favourite! The way I can keep up with my oomfs is so handy 😊🫶
November 16, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Mutuals tab is my favourite! The way I can keep up with my oomfs is so handy 😊🫶
November 16, 2024 at 9:17 AM
The alien franchise just slaps.
November 16, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Saw Tyra Banks at The Grounds in Sydney. Love how chill Aussies and Kiwis are with celebrities. We truly don’t care 😭 If I was famous I’d travel here to humble myself
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 AM